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Sal's Big Fat Blog: Sal Just Can't Hold It In Anymore
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Sunday, October 22. Sal Just Can't Hold It In Anymore. Hi, kids. It's Sal. Stuff then they deserved a bit of de-thunderization. Sal thought long and hard about what he wanted to do wit' Mrs. Sal and the mini-Sals this offseason. Sal thinks they're as good a family as a backup catcher could ask for, so he wanted to do something really special. I mean just look at these here faces:. That's Mrs. Sal in the middle. Pretty sweet, huh? Anyways...
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Sal's Big Fat Blog: Sal Does Not Appreciate Hijinks
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Saturday, September 16. Sal Does Not Appreciate Hijinks. The shittin' on continues. Sal was checkin' his email before goin' to bed (Sal's gotta rest up - four games this weekend) and one of his teammates sent Sal this picture. Now, Sal can take a joke as good as the next guy but this has gone too far. Especially since the guy who sent this to Sal - we'll call him "B-Rod" - is a fuckin' numb nuts. This is all Sal has to say:. Sal's Big Fa...
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Sal's Big Fat Blog: November 2006
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Sunday, November 26. Sal Feels Slightly Slighted. OK, kids. It's Sal. And he's got somethin' to say. Sal feels a bit slighted. Sal's been searchin' the internet lately and he knows there is no shortage of Sal-love out there. In just the past few weeks Sal has been given two prestigious awards: first was the Bruce Chen award. And then, more recently, the WSBGMs Play of the Year Award. Take a good look, kids. Notice anyone missin'? First o...
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Sal's Big Fat Blog: September 2006
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Thursday, September 28. Sal Is Prepared To Share An Intimate Story. Hey, folks. It's me, Sal. Sal's shiverin' just lookin' at that again. That's his dark place, folks. Sal has shared it with you, as promised. In the end, Sal knew he couldn't say these things without makin' things worse. So, he decided that maybe the best thing to do was just end his playin' days.if you know what Sal means. Instead of dyin', Sal was runnin'. And runni...
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Sal's Big Fat Blog: Sal Hits a New Low
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Tuesday, May 29. Sal Hits a New Low. Hey, folks. Sal realizes he ain't been writin' much lately and he thought he owed you, his loyal readers, an explanation as to why. See, the other day Sal bottomed out. He did something that he ain't too proud of. And two days ago this guy did it. He came out of the dugout wit' a fake fu manchu and pillows in his shirt. Then he did some strike-out feignin'. This got Sal steamed. Sal lost c...Anyways, ...
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Sal's Big Fat Blog: Sal Cannot Understand How This Makes Sense, Logistically Speaking
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Tuesday, February 20. Sal Cannot Understand How This Makes Sense, Logistically Speaking. Quick thoughts today, Pals. Sal had to run all day so he's as sore as a jockey wit' the trots and he's gotta get himself to a hot tub. Sal is confused about somethin'. Namely, this here:. OK, now folks, the jokes have already been made so let's ignore what you're all thinkin'.namely this here:. Sal won't make that joke. Sal's a softy, though. He ...
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Sal's Big Fat Blog: Sal Has Issued a Proclamation
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Monday, March 19. Sal Has Issued a Proclamation. Hi, folks. Sal realizes he hasn't written in a while and he apologizes.but recently Sal has had to face some things and he's had to do somethin' that we in baseball call big time decision-makin'. See, Sal is havin' him a rough Spring Trainin'. As a matter of fact Sal is only 1 for 15 at the plate so far. This has made Sal realize that he just has too many distractions. THE T'REE Bs.".
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Sal's Big Fat Blog: Sal Provides Good Tidings, Merriment, and Earl, the Guy What Looks Like Santa
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Wednesday, December 20. Sal Provides Good Tidings, Merriment, and Earl, the Guy What Looks Like Santa. Hey, kids. Jingle, jingle, jingle - it's holiday Sal! Long story short: Sal was wrong to think the "Mile High Club" was a fancy-pants Supper Club located in Denver. So now Sal is snowed in. He can't get outta this city even wit' his high powered locomotive. It was not to be. This here guy was the closest to Santa Sal found there:. This ...
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Sal's Big Fat Blog: December 2006
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Sal's Big Fat Blog. My name's Sal. I play ball. I got stuff to say. Friday, December 29. Sal Plans To Leave His Heart (And His Train) In San Francisco. Hey, folks. It's Sal. Here's hopin' everybody had a great Chrismukahza. With the New Year right around the corner, Sal's comin' to the realization that somethin' else is right around the corner too: spring trainin'. Did it hurt Sal's feelin's you ask, Pals? Well, let's not forget that any guy who throws the ball off the mound has got to throw it to somebo...