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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: May 2007
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Iced coffee season has arrived, and this morning I was all set to post about my passionate desire to consume the miraculous beverage on a bi-daily basis, along with the many issues that arise when choosing between Starbucks (a tad bitter but i have a gift card! Dunkin' (AKA "fruity diarrhea"-Ashley Connors) and the 17 assorted street coffee vendors conveniently located between my apartment and work. Right now, i'm alllllll in a huff. I have danced. the MANGO TANGO. I let my mango...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: I Love New York... Hospitals!
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Sunday, November 25, 2007. I Love New York. Hospitals! I had a crazy infection on my leg last week and went to the hospital. 2 days later, i had an anxiety attack AT WORK and had to be taken away in an ambulence and now my whole office thinks i am a side show FREAK! Guess what ONE MORE TIME? On my 10th day of medication, my whole face turned into a giant red rash and i had assorted spots all over my body! Yes, my town actually has an 80's themed dance club complete with a $15 cover and townies! As soon a...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: June 2007
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Sunday, June 24, 2007. God, it's really fucking hot outside. So hot, i'm contemplating retiring my hair straightener. Sooo hot, wearing underwear has become a chore. Sooo fucking hot, i've started sweating underneath my boobs, and it aiiiiin't pretty. What is one to do when waiting for the subway in the most humid, rancid, 105 degree underground heat? Problem: It's mighty boobalicious (2nd mention of BOOBS! Or if i'm lucky, a "HEEEEY SEXY MAMI! It's a love/hate relationship. As the afternoon turned into ...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: September 2007
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007. I'm Wearing Long Johns and it's 90 Degrees. I did it. I got BANGED! I really don't want to talk about it, though. Ryan: Your hair looks great! Me: I look like the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond! It seems this week is NYC's equivalent of fleet week. for police. I live and work right near the United Nations building. I can actually see it right now! While watching Rachael Ray make burgers! In my awesome new thermal long johns! Discounted 20% at Loehmann's! Anyway, some are ...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: July 2007
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Well, just call me Jessica Da Silva Cruz because now I am as Brazilian as they come! Right after I made my appointment yesterday, I confronted a good friend/co-worker who had also converted to Brazilianism not too long ago. I was seeking comfort, solace, a few words of wisdom before I said farewell to my lady hairs. Mel- "Well, You'll have to get on all fours! Me- "Like. uhh. on the floor? Mel- "No, you dumbass! Me- "Ewww, Doggy Style! Is that for the ass hair region? So, uhh...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: Elvis Knees
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007. Last weekend I rejoined New York Sports Club for the 16th time. I'd been a member on and off since 10th grade and now that i moved back to New Jersey (gasp! I had to once again sign my life away just because those little treadmill TVs are just about the most amazing invention since the Milano cookie. I bitched and moaned and finally dragged myself over to the gym to meet Victor, hoping he had forgotten about the session and instead I could catch the last half hour of Tyra.
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: August 2007
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Thursday, August 30, 2007. A rant about things i stick in my mouth. On my way to the subway this morning, I got into a heated conversation about office food and beverage perks. I actually have none, because the coffee in my office is the color of a really atrocious doodie and tastes like one, too. A certain roommate of 37-55 Woodside gets FREE vitamin water, FREE fancy iced teas and. ugh, this makes me want to kill myself. Do my taste buds not matter? We don't even get free M&Ms! Rolled up deli meats?
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: October 2007
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Monday, October 22, 2007. Pee in a Cup. Why are those W2 forms so difficult to understand? Ahhhhhh no, that baby never would've survived my job-quitting-alcohol-binge. Uhhh Well, I live with this girl and her boyfriend in a tiny, shitty, dirty apartment. I have the master bedroom and sometimes I cook, so YES. But wait, mom pays my cell phone bill and sometimes I steal cans of tuna from her cabinet. Uhhhhhhhh. Are you claiming things and then itemizing them? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN! First I had to wait in line.
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: Job Shmob.
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008. You know what really pisses me off? One day after my last post, I got the best Google Search of ALL TIME on my blog-stalking program. and I was the #1 result! Port Authority this morning poop". I am so proud! Anyway, as you may or may not know, last week was my fist day back at my old job. Hmm. is anyone else noticing a pattern in my employment history? Where is my rich husband? Below are the reasons why I quit my 4-month old job from hell. Please, feel my pain! 8 The fax machine...
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Adventures of an Unemployed Jewish Girl... scratch that, EMPLOYED: Jewish Girls Eat Ass!
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Sunday, February 24, 2008. Jewish Girls Eat Ass! I've finally made it to the big time! I mean. I wasn't discovered or anything like that. No fabulous blog-turned-book deal or even a job that would allow me to utilize my sweet photo captioning skills. BUT This is ohh so much more exciting! I've recently discovered that there's a way I can track the referring URLs that bring readers to my blog. I CAN SEE WHAT YOU GOOGLE! Is there something wrong with me? NOW it is time to share with you. My Top 10 List!
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