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Mouthbreather: "Go Loud!" or The Origin of the Word Mouthbreather.
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Wednesday, 6 January 2010. Or The Origin of the Word Mouthbreather. Hi Chaps (I'm not being sexist; Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet) and welcome to my blog: Mouthbreather. From this here blog you can come to expect entries about tunes, guitar crap, day-to-day detailings of my shitfest and discussions about the theoretical underpinnings of the aesthetics of Jeremy Bentham. Within these entries you can come to expect:. The Origin of the Word 'Mouthbreather.". A really dumb person. It's ex...
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Mouthbreather: iFap, iFap or; How To Haemorrhage Money Whilst Staying True To Yourself.
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Sunday, 31 January 2010. IFap, iFap or; How To Haemorrhage Money Whilst Staying True To Yourself. I'm Super, Thanks For Asking. Last Saturday (30/1/10) was my staff party. This is a Saturday Night Story. 163;15 a ticket and I bet you there won't be any wine on the tables.". Om nom nom nom. I chose the latter and just grooved my chair deeper into the carpet. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Wreched Hive of Scum and Villainy - Got it.". Fly, you fool.". I'm sure I can feel a spot of Stigmata coming on.". Burn b...
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Mouthbreather: Body And Tail: The Best Albums of the Decade.
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Saturday, 9 January 2010. Body And Tail: The Best Albums of the Decade. Open Your Textbooks To Page Eleven. I'm going to have a mahoosiv countdown of the albums with a little bit of blurb about every album, how I stumbled upon it and why I dig it so much. Maybe pictures too. Afterwards, I feel morally obliged to add a section of epic records that just fell short. Guttog. Let's Do This Thing. Write your own fucking list. Jerk. [FLAMESHIELD OFF]. DK's Top Ten Albums of the Decade : 2000 - 2009. Every Time ...
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Mouthbreather: Plug [Shameless]
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Thursday, 7 January 2010. Judging by the posts added to my Facebook profile after yesterdays post it turns out there are in fact females on the internet. Who knew? Regardless, welcome to the internet ladies. Al Gore invented it in the mid to late 80's. There are boobs on here somewhere. On the side bar thingymabob there's a "King On Cracked" linky thing. I have taken to writing articles for a website called http:/ www.cracked.com. The Best Rock Drummers. The Most Overrated Rock Bands. Http:/ didgebag....
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Mouthbreather: May 2010
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Thursday, 6 May 2010. I Love Waking Up In The Morning With An Election. I've received word that select members of the blog reading public find my blog posts a tad wordy. As in; I use too many words. As a result, instead of describing my trip to the Citadel of Democracy with the words what I done learned - I took loads of pikchurs instead. Proceed. NOTE* They wouldn't let me take pictures inside the Citadel, so I've added a picture displaying how much fun I had whilst voting. Veni, Vidi, Vici. In the mean...
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Mouthbreather: January 2010
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Sunday, 31 January 2010. IFap, iFap or; How To Haemorrhage Money Whilst Staying True To Yourself. I'm Super, Thanks For Asking. Last Saturday (30/1/10) was my staff party. This is a Saturday Night Story. 163;15 a ticket and I bet you there won't be any wine on the tables.". Om nom nom nom. I chose the latter and just grooved my chair deeper into the carpet. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Wreched Hive of Scum and Villainy - Got it.". Fly, you fool.". I'm sure I can feel a spot of Stigmata coming on.". Burn b...
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Mouthbreather: L'Espirit D'Escalier or; Where The Fuck I've Been Since January
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Saturday, 1 May 2010. L'Espirit D'Escalier or; Where The Fuck I've Been Since January. This is a little bloggage about why I haven't been up to much on here for a while. I'm a lazy fucking peen. End of chat. Not much has appertained since then to be fair. I fear change. I'm still a Paperwork Monkey, but now my beard is hawge. Mahoosiver than ever. Also, my current FB profile pic is the actual pic that the banner for this blog was shooped off. Fundamentally my blog intentions (blintentions? LEspirit DEsca...
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Mouthbreather: Omissions and Retractions [Spewing]
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Monday, 11 January 2010. Omissions and Retractions [Spewing]. Within a mere 24 hours I have already been alerted to two pivotal bands that I crudely ignored within yesterdays top 10 albums list. Those bands / albums are:. Queens Of The Stone Age - Songs For The Deaf. Incubus - Morning View / A Crow Left Of The Murder. Here is a linky to a Spotify playlist I've created of my top 10 albums in order. Body And Tail: Darren Kings' Top 10 Albums Of The Decade. Posted by Darren King. 12 January 2010 at 10:46.
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Mouthbreather: I Love Waking Up In The Morning With An Election
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Thursday, 6 May 2010. I Love Waking Up In The Morning With An Election. I've received word that select members of the blog reading public find my blog posts a tad wordy. As in; I use too many words. As a result, instead of describing my trip to the Citadel of Democracy with the words what I done learned - I took loads of pikchurs instead. Proceed. NOTE* They wouldn't let me take pictures inside the Citadel, so I've added a picture displaying how much fun I had whilst voting. Veni, Vidi, Vici.
