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Fenton Speaks: The New Girl
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Sunday, January 15, 2006. Had better be setting up another coffee date very soon. Posted by Fenton @ 3:22 AM. You're car got broken into and your stereo stolen and all you can think about is some girl? But what about your car? Oh, trust me, I'm still pissed off about my car. VERY PISSED OFF. VERY, VERY PISSED OFF. Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. View my complete profile. Digitally in the Crates. Untitled No. 1. Food in my stomach, and gas in my car. WiFi is the devil. Home for the holidays. Calm the fuck down.
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Fenton Speaks: December 2004
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Thursday, December 30, 2004. And seconds after I wrote that. Chrissie* "look baby, i'm sexy! You can fall in love with me and it'll be real. So, yeah. Awesome? Yeah I've taken out of context here, but not too much. It was playful, joking, and (hopefully) relatively sincere. I'm such a sap. Posted by Fenton @ 10:44 PM. If at first you don't succeed. And, well, she had no way of getting down there. I wanted to tell her, "You need to learn of the Whyte Avenue! Just meet me you incredible woman you! Like so ...
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Fenton Speaks: November 2004
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Tuesday, November 30, 2004. Why do I love her so much that I hate her? Why won't she leave. Let me live. Posted by Fenton @ 11:01 PM. Sunday, November 28, 2004. Squeaks: Love you, man! Chemie: I guess you mixed up the days, so all is forgiven. The rest of you: You'd better have a damn good reason. Posted by Fenton @ 2:52 AM. Saturday, November 27, 2004. Posted by Fenton @ 3:41 PM. Thursday, November 25, 2004. I wrote a post yesterday, but then Blogger. She'll think Sage Francis is a brilliant poet. She'l...
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Fenton Speaks: Things
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Tuesday, January 24, 2006. Why the hell do I always fall for the girls who are "not interested in dating at the moment? Mr Smoothride gives me Emily's phone number this morning but says, "There is a stipulation with this number, and that is that she has thought a lot about it [ed: about what? Romance in general, or me in specific? I'm assuming the former, but what a fucking burn if it were the latter]. I am more indifferent about the election results than I thought I would be- perhaps becaues I pretty mu...
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Fenton Speaks: July 2005
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Sunday, July 31, 2005. Butterfly hurricanes in my stomach. Butterfly effect, get it? Tomorrow is going to be hella crazy. The schedule, as I imagine it, looks something like this:. 800am - Pick up rental truck. 830-10.30 - Load truck. 1100-11.30 - Arrive at apartment; complete damage/move-in inspection; sign lease papers; pay first month's rent; get keys. 1130-1.30 - Move in. 430-630 - Grocery shopping and stocking our shelves. 700 - Supper, I would hope. Posted by Fenton @ 6:28 PM. Friday, July 29, 2005.
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Fenton Speaks: Putzes Anonymous
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Friday, January 20, 2006. So, after the excellent night in which I didn't ask her for her phone number, I call Mr. Smoothride. And say, "I'm a fucking putz. I think I need you to get me her phone number so I can call her and tell her that the reason I'm a putz is because I've got kind of a crush on her and I'd like to take her out sometime.but, in a way that's more smooth than that [Who am I kidding? I'm not smooth, awkward is my nerdy version of smooth and, sometimes, it even works - ed.]. I took the na...
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Fenton Speaks: Not a date
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Saturday, January 28, 2006. It was fun though, driving around aimlessly, hanging out in a proper sized apartment, and wanting to live there instead of here (mostly just because I really. Posted by Fenton @ 12:01 AM. Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. I took the name Fenton to honour the Amazonian shaman who saved my life by giving his own. His followers thought I was evil, and I was forced to flee to little ol' E-town, Alberta. View my complete profile. Digitally in the Crates. Untitled No. 1. Well, thats it!
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Fenton Speaks: Well, that's it!
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006. Well, that's it! Connect direct to your battery OR ELSE TROUBLE! So I'm thinking that I'll probably do that bit or rewiring on the weekend. In other news, I have a kind of sort of "date" on Friday with "old love interest." It is just a friendly get together, probably, but I am getting this odd vibe.a vibe of "I am going to seduce you Fenton! Of course, I suck at reading vibes, so I'm probably way off. Really, she is probably planning to castrate me or something. No, not an ex.
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Fenton Speaks: January 2005
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Monday, January 31, 2005. I'm four days into the beard growing, and I'm already at the point where I'm starting to question it. Does it really look good? Is it really worth the trouble (a well maintained beard, in my experience, is more hassle than shaving daily)? Do chicks dig guys with full beards? If you are a supervisor at work, your 15 minute coffee break. While you gorge yourself on Cheetos and 3 bottles of iced tea. The future is not what I thought it would be. Posted by Fenton @ 11:25 PM. Of cour...
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Fenton Speaks: Foursome
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Monday, January 16, 2006. A second "date" has been arranged for this weekend. I am to call Mr. Smoothride sometime this week for the details. Things look promising. I'm really surprised by how anxious I am to see her again. 4 days to go. Posted by Fenton @ 11:02 PM. In my experience if you sit at home dreaming about how things are going to be you're only building yourself up for another crushing disappointment when things don't turn out the way they did in your mind. Just my $0.02. Digitally in the Crates.