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banana: Must it be so very bright?
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Wednesday, December 26, 2007. Must it be so very bright? What kind of artist will not throw themselves into the fire? It is not a rhetorical question. You can't define talent any more than you can define the divine. You just know it when you see it. (So here's one reason why we could not become art critics: We only care to write about what we care about.). So we're back to where we started this post. Typical! Well, it's a blog, not the Notebook section of Harper's! He ca...
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banana: SvenStadium
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Thursday, July 31, 2008. Relativity is not for octopuses. Tentacles the Wise Octopus of Sopholos rarely looks up in the sky. But when he does, his disdain for the Theory of Relativity takes the better of him. He observes:. And who can argue? And the reason is allegedly that space is curved. So if I walk straight ahead I will arrive here. Not in my lifetime! Not on these tentacles! He has a theory as to why there is more matter than antimatter in the Universe:. Speaking o...
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banana: The Xenophobe's Guide to Bed'n'Vodka
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Monday, February 11, 2008. The Xenophobe's Guide to Bed'n'Vodka. We've got a friend who's a high-school English teacher. Let's call him Jim. Motivated and passionate as Jim may be, he's also human. He too has his Manic Mondays, when he's tired and moody. But he still has to teach! He can't just slack at his desk and switch to Second Life, no, the show must go on for Jim. What does he do then? So here it is. But others came from real tourist guides. Give it a try! If you ...
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banana: Going for Octopus
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By Roufa Tav Gosou and Mimi Lass. Friday, August 15, 2008. Here is another tip for staying young: being perpetually astonished! And another one: have younger people visit you now and then. And here is how to survive them. The Pony Remark. The Whirlpool. The Soup Nazi. And so on. What other 16-year-old has such life-changing opportunities? As for going to bed with the chickens? Not a problem. He arrived exhausted from his family vacation and a long trip with his friends. In our place he's had to w...Yes, ...
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The Blogtometrist: April 2008
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Monday, 14 April 2008. I'd never be able to keep this blog a day nonsense up. Not that much happened yesterday anyway. I took back control of the weekly shop. Saving pennies and ensuring we weren't left scratching our heads wondering what the hell we were going to have to eat. The missus always seems to make a good job of having enough for two meals and then there's nowt for the rest of the week. Yes, perhaps a blog a day is only ever gonna be a yawn fest eh? Monday, April 14, 2008. For The Love of Waffle.
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The Blogtometrist: An Hairxperiment
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Thursday, 10 April 2008. Bless my greasy heed! Seven days in and still not the faintest drop of shampoo has touched my scalp. What’s that? 8221; I hear you cry? Well that’s as well as may be and you’re entitled to your opinions, but I reserve the right to conduct hairxperiments under my own steam. I must now try to hold my resolve and not wash it for a further 35 days to see the results. Hopefully I will avoid attracting a small swarm of flies. Thursday, April 10, 2008. I've known a lot of folks wot drea...
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The Blogtometrist: June 2007
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Wednesday, 27 June 2007. It's been a couple of weeks now and I'm still awaiting the outcome of my work based "Internet indiscretions". This has really pissed me off. Feeling as though I have precious few options in the job market beyond the realms "paper shuffler extraordinaire" I find my own personal time being consumed on a project to help me go further in a job I don't actually even like. Where did it all go wrong? Probably in my haste to leave my education behind me. sigh. Wednesday, June 27, 2007.
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The Blogtometrist: June 2009
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Thursday, 4 June 2009. This morning, bereft of any entertaining reading material to help reduce the monotony of my daily commute, I decided to put this time to good use. Choosing to indulge in a bit of mobilular. Housekeeping (yup, them's. Are) having noticed that the scrolling bar on my sent and received text messages was minute to the point of being infinitesimally small. I never feel good about this, but sometimes that message just isn't worth spending an extra ten pence upon. Oh yes, texting. During ...
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The Best Bit of the Internet: May 2007
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Tuesday, 15 May 2007. I done a comic: Fanton and I. 5 of the best commented. Links to this post. Labels: Fanton and I. I done a comic. Wednesday, 9 May 2007. The Life Moronic: Will the Real MandMs please stand up? Something very upsetting has happened. While recently shopping for chocolatey treats I purchased a packet of MandMs. Upon arriving home I noticed they had been labeled "Choco MandMs". Choco? Since when was a superfluous prefix needed? MandMs have always been chocolate! Curly Wurly has been brok...
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The Best Bit of the Internet: January 2008
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Wednesday, 23 January 2008. We haven't all fled to the Caribbean. Or been swallowed by sharks or anything, in case you're wondering. We've just been busy, is all. Geez, give us a break already. No, YOU shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP. We're going to mother's. While we're at mother's, sobbing away and eating ice cream by the gallon, you might like to visit our other spectacular sites, where we've been as busy as ever:. The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely. Kung-fu carrot based cartoons. I done a comic.
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