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The Dirty Filter: April 2009
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Tuesday, April 21, 2009. So, a couple weeks ago I got a postcard type advertisement in the mail from Infiniti. It said they were offering deals for up to $8000 off, $1000 above Blue Book value for your trade-in and a $500 Coach gift card (no, I'm serious). Then two weeks ago, I got my registration renewal from the MVA and they want $120. So, Easter Sunday rolls around, and I haven't really gotten a g...
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The Dirty Filter: February 2012
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Sunday, February 05, 2012. So, while starting this blog back when I did was a bit ahead of the curve, I have finally crumbled under all the talk and jumped on the backside of the curve that is Twitter. But I digress, back to the point at hand. It's a new era, I tell you. Let's see how long this one lasts. I even put a link button the site. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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The Dirty Filter: March 2009
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Monday, March 30, 2009. Top 10 Worst Times to Have to Poop. So, last week I had the unfortunate pleasure of going up to Danielle's family's place in Western PA for the funeral of her grandfather, who passed two Saturdays ago. With any trip and especially those when you're visiting people you don't know all that well, a major concern always pops up: What if I have to poop at an inopportune moment?
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The Dirty Filter: July 2012
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Tuesday, July 17, 2012. Did we really need that? So, it's around 9:30 when I finally make it to the bank. It's obviously closed, but the ATMs are still open, so I figure I'll just fill out a deposit slip and put the checks in the envelope at the ATM. So, my first impression is "Wow, that's awesome. It's the future! Maybe it can't read them? Maybe just try one" Danielle suggests. I'm not even shitting...
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The Dirty Filter: Rapture?
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Sunday, May 22, 2011. So, apparently the world was supposed to end or something yesterday. At least that's what I saw on the internet and throughout people's facebook statuses, etc. And that got me to thinking.who makes these predictions? And what makes their prediction worthy of growing to the point where millions of people were talking about it? The streak apparently ended at one there. My recommen...
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The Dirty Filter: December 2008
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Thursday, December 11, 2008. As I mentioned a couple posts ago, this past weekend I took Danielle to go see the Wizard of Oz, which was showing at the Warner Theater. I also bought my older brother and his wife tickets and we all got together and had dinner at Tenpenh in DC beforehand. Yep, so we've been there for about an hour before I go to grab a second (or fourth.who's counting) round of drin...
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The Dirty Filter: July 2009
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Thursday, July 30, 2009. A Truly Shitty Week. So, our story starts this past weekend with my trip to Dewey Beach. Danielle and I had been there for one entire day already, and on a nice Sunday afternoon, we made our way back out to the beach. We found a good spot somewhat close to the water and after being out for a while, Danielle headed inside to use the bathroom, leaving me alone. Even as Naked Ba...
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The Dirty Filter: May 2009
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Monday, May 25, 2009. 39 Reasons I Needed a Shower. So, it is 10:44 PM on Monday night, and I just took a shower on this glorious Memorial Day evening. The last shower that I took was on Saturday at approximately 3:30 PM. Since that time, I did the following tasks:. 1 Played video games. 3 Participated in a beer pong tournament. 4 Took the metro. 6 Participated in multiple games of flip cup. 28 Ate a...
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The Dirty Filter: Your Standard Late Night Genetalia Humor
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The unfiltered stories that cross my mind and my eyes every day. (Warning: Not suitable for all readers). Sunday, May 15, 2011. Your Standard Late Night Genetalia Humor. I know it's been forever, but I had a few funny moments in the past couple days that I wanted to write down so that I wouldn't forget them and so others could read/hear them. And that, my friends, is the difference between real boobs and fake boobs. And it is also the original derivation of the term "compare apples to apples.". So, despi...