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Jokes & Merriment: June 2012
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Friday, June 8, 2012. A Cowboy Named Bud. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf? Finally, he prints out a full-co...
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Jokes & Merriment: How To Please Your I.T. Department
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Sunday, March 4, 2012. How To Please Your I.T. Department. A quick check list for those who need to make contact.]. 1 When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 9 When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call...
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More Poetry
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Writing words.Creating worlds.Living dreams. Passed perfect another leg. Knickered a floater under-covered. Layered corners, that square peg. Round stacked instruction books. Toe-testing icy currents I beg. All the little wants. Whisper dirty pearls, or is it pearly dirt? Feed bottom dark, brought my ever ready steady. Wrapped in however never. Cutting in line. Fine. Be that way. Pull their strings or snip mine? The Story of E. He arrived with a curious brow. Mop of raven’s wing hair. He embraced the air.
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Focus
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Writing words.Creating worlds.Living dreams. When a fanciful heart. Certain wonderings to what is. I walk steady and sure. Into the dark night. With my wishes tucked. Tight in hidden corners. And a salted drop. I journey next to. With and away from. Be Sociable, Share! Comments… read them below or add one. August 13, 2014 at 12:13 pm. Michele, I’ve missed your poetry! It’s so nice to read your beautiful words again 3. August 13, 2014 at 9:04 pm. Thank you, Julie! I’ve missed sharing them.
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Mist
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Writing words.Creating worlds.Living dreams. I’m waiting to count. To be a want. A matter that matters. A wave of anticipation. Wishing for a flutter. To be the last thought. A rush in the rush. A spike on the screen. Looking for an endless turn. To be first, last, and twenty-third. A sun for a son. I’m waiting to count. To be tagged it. Be Sociable, Share! Comments… read them below or add one. September 28, 2014 at 11:37 am. Sigh* So beautiful, Michele! September 29, 2014 at 12:28 am. Next post: Catch 23.
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Jokes & Merriment: January 2012
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Thursday, January 26, 2012. A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture of handcuffs. Monday, January 23, 2012. Saving All The Seats. Law of Cat...
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Jokes & Merriment: PMS and Lightbulbs
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Saturday, March 10, 2012. Q How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS. Just got back ...
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cedarfort – Alyson Peterson
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Author of Ian Quicksilver: The Warrior's Return. DISCUSSION QUESTIONNAIRE for Teachers. WRITER WORKSHOPS AND SCHOOL ASSEMBLIES. Receive notifications of new posts by email. Join 3 other subscribers. Ian Quicksilver: The Warrior's Return. Is published by Cedar Fort, Inc. Site hosted by Kahuga. Ian Quicksilver: The Warrior’s Return. Title: Ian Quicksilver: The Warrior’s Return. Publisher: Cedar Fort, Inc. December 30, 2014. May 12, 2015. Leave a comment on Ian Quicksilver: The Warrior’s Return.
