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Rain makes toupees fly off: My life with the geriatric set | The Second Wives Club
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The Second Wives Club. Rain makes toupees fly off: My life with the geriatric set. September 9, 2007 · Filed under Annoyed. So yesterday because I. Needed a damn break. That’s right bitches. I am a woman who plans, ok? So mom calls Lydia to see if she minded a very impromptu overnight guest (yes I had to pick her back up today but I was over near there anyway as today is Sunday and that’s lunch with Karen day) and Lydia said sure. Let me backtrack briefly. Oh, it’s the phone! Man in the throes of a huge ...
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My Bitch is old | The Second Wives Club
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The Second Wives Club. My Bitch is old. August 31, 2007 · Filed under Uncategorized. Most of you already know but today is Liz’s birthday! Happy Birthday you TRAMP ASS SLUTASTICAL BFF. Hope all your birthday wishes come true. 16 Responses so far ». August 31, 2007 @ 8:44 am. Ditto – couldn’t have said it better Pissy! August 31, 2007 @ 8:59 am. Sigh You’re right. I am old. AARP here I come. I’d run but my joints hurt. August 31, 2007 @ 9:08 am. August 31, 2007 @ 9:44 am. August 31, 2007 @ 10:23 am. You a...
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Adieu | The Second Wives Club
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The Second Wives Club. September 13, 2007 · Filed under Uncategorized. Pissy and I have discussed this and we have decided to ride on out. Ever heard the phrase:. 8220;You can never have too much of a good thing.”. When we relocate, we will holla. Don’t call us, we’ll call you. 15 Minute Beauty Fanatic. From Town….To Country. I’m Just a Girl. Magnolias, Marriage and Manhattan. Mommy’s Gone Mad. More, more, more…. Musings of a Not-so-desperate Housewife. Sheri & SuZan. Sue & Charlotte. I hate this place.
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And let the bile flow….. | The Second Wives Club
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The Second Wives Club. And let the bile flow…. August 23, 2007 · Filed under Annoyed. I hate this place. I am trying to work and can’t because I have all this crap in my head that I want to scream at people, so here goes:. There are bigger problems than yours in the world. AND guess what? If you did not create at least half of the drama in your life, you’d be flat out amazed at how stress free your life could be. But then? Quit being an attention whore. I am only gonna say this once. If you are miser...
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Bama or bust, bitches | The Second Wives Club
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The Second Wives Club. Bama or bust, bitches. August 26, 2007 · Filed under Hi-fucking-larious shit. So yeah, I am finally doing the vacation post. I know, I suck, but damn it, I have a day job and obligations and sometimes stuff has to go on the back burner. But y’all love me anyway, right? Leaving his ass at home. Next day, I had a bit of work to do in the AM but it worked out fab because that gave Piss some time to sleep in and then shower and all that while I clickity clacked away at work. Yeah, I ma...
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These…..are the Days of my Life | The Second Wives Club
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The Second Wives Club. These….are the Days of my Life. September 3, 2007 · Filed under Church. Yeah, as you may have noticed my birthday was Friday. I turned….old. But in exchange of that, I got some really fucking cool gifts. Miss Piss sent me this cute-astic “Live, love, laugh” dealio for my desko. OK, this picture came out HUGE, so I gotta take it out. Go look at Flickr. Stupid fucking internet.). THEN, because I am a spoiled whore, I got the two cutest damn things from Patti. Behold. Very cost effici...
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The Second Wives Club | It can be a rough road – We gotta watch out for our own. | Page 2
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The Second Wives Club. Dragged back kicking and screaming by my hair. August 22, 2007 · Filed under Camel Toe Annie. Yeah, I’m here. Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo. It is called the “Please Allow SFG to Win the Motherfucking Powerball” dance. It involves a lot of flailing of legs and a very Elaine from Seinfeld type vibe to it so my whitest of white readers can partake. Yeah, I’m fuckin kind that way. Comments (9) ». August 16, 2007 · Filed under Annoyed. Comments (17) ». August 14, 2007 · Filed under Life. Yeah, ...
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Eye opening | The Second Wives Club
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The Second Wives Club. August 29, 2007 · Filed under Friends. I hate this place. How many of us have known how that feels? I have always thought I was a good friend, but this has shown me otherwise. I have a lot of work to do. We all do. Do something. Do anything. Do it for all the Tanyas in the world who should have been treated better. Please look outside your own tiny box of problems, ok? I didn’t. But I will now. I owe it to her. We ALL owe it to people like her. 16 Responses so far ». My thoughts an...