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Roya's Spot: the curse of the vacation gods
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Thursday, May 14, 2015. The curse of the vacation gods. Based on two recent attempts to flee suburbia and go on vacation, I realize the universe is telling me something. Which is to park my ass at home until the offspring are in college. For Mother's Day I had the brilliant idea of going away for ONE NIGHT. I don't see my brother enough. My mother cobbled together a plan for us to all meet at his house in Santa Two Hours Away, cook, drink and then go home. The best part was no kids. Just me, ...It starte...
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Roya's Spot: July 2015
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015. No, no, not the band. (Although I miss them too.) I miss sleep. I miss deep, blissful, rapid-eye-movement sleep. About two months ago the bubbas took to coming into our bed at 2:00 am. I was beyond annoyed. I pee and shower in the constant presence of these two. Could they not afford me the decency of six hours of uninterrupted sleep? Did I unload the washing machine? How come no one unloads the washing machine? Is it a school day? It is Magnus will expect breakfast. Albums for Wh...
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Roya's Spot: Magnesiums #...oh, I can't keep track
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Sunday, November 2, 2014. Magnesiums #.oh, I can't keep track. Magnus: "Mommy, are you a young mom? Me: (deep breath) "Of course.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This is my spot. I like to write when I have a minute, a witty observation or a bone to pick. Who am I kidding? I have three kids, l never have a minute. View my complete profile. 19 kids and repressing. Magnesiums #.oh, I cant keep track. Can you believe this cake? Almost the sweetest part of our wedding. Daydream Nation" - Sonic Youth.
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Roya's Spot: May 2015
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Thursday, May 14, 2015. The curse of the vacation gods. Based on two recent attempts to flee suburbia and go on vacation, I realize the universe is telling me something. Which is to park my ass at home until the offspring are in college. For Mother's Day I had the brilliant idea of going away for ONE NIGHT. I don't see my brother enough. My mother cobbled together a plan for us to all meet at his house in Santa Two Hours Away, cook, drink and then go home. The best part was no kids. Just me, ...It starte...
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Roya's Spot: November 2013
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Tuesday, November 12, 2013. Request - Please Read. Could all gays and lesbians please come out? I need to jump in the closet and hide from my children. Thursday, November 7, 2013. Kirk Cameron is freaking awesome. No, you don't need your eyes checked. Yes, I am posting after weeks of hectic schedules and vacation. And yes, I think Kirk Cameron is the bomb. That the banana was an example of god's handiwork? Only Sarah Palin is funnier but by a hair. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Roya's Spot: June 2015
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Tuesday, June 2, 2015. I might be insensitive. And I might be unpopular. But I am conflicted over Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner issue, and perhaps a tad pissed. (Somewhat pissed). It's great for Caitlyn because she has fame and money and Annie Lebovitz shot her for Vanity Fair's cover. But what about most trans people, who face challenges with health care, using certain bathrooms, employment, violence, etc? Alsowhen was the last time Vanity Fair put an older woman on its cover? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Pre...
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Roya's Spot: September 2013
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Saturday, September 21, 2013. Knock knock jokes: epic fail. Magnus: "Banana banana banana banana! Pause) Me: "Who's there? Magnus: "Open the door, it's me Magnus! Let me tell you another knock knock joke! Wednesday, September 18, 2013. I opened my eyes and instead of Ryan in bed next to me there was a five-year-old with bed head and a sweaty blanket sitting there. Sheesh, first-born! Have you no clue? I rarely get good night's sleep, and good sex sleep? With Ryan effing Gosling? Monday, September 9, 2013.
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Roya's Spot: November 2014
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Sunday, November 2, 2014. 19 kids and repressing. I refuse to watch the reality TV show about the 20 -member Duggar clan. I have 20 reasons why. I think my head would spin to see what dinnertime looks like, or who folds the 200 loads of laundry that get churned out each week. I was chatting with someone recently who said I should tune in because the Duggar kids are cute. I didn't smack her but I wanted to. Bad. Magnesiums #.oh, I can't keep track. Magnus: "Mommy, are you a young mom? Magnesiums #.oh,...
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Roya's Spot: 19 kids and repressing
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Sunday, November 2, 2014. 19 kids and repressing. I refuse to watch the reality TV show about the 20 -member Duggar clan. I have 20 reasons why. I think my head would spin to see what dinnertime looks like, or who folds the 200 loads of laundry that get churned out each week. I was chatting with someone recently who said I should tune in because the Duggar kids are cute. I didn't smack her but I wanted to. Bad. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I have three kids, l never have a minute. Almost the sweet...
