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Being a Dad
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August 26, 2002. Is it just me, or is television getting sleazier, more violent, and more sexually explicit than it was when we were kids? Did I mention the woman was completely naked? I don't know how it works in secular families, but in mine the females shower with their bathing suits on, wash their hair with latherless Prell, and neither my daughter nor my wife have ever, ever had an orgasm. I won't allow it. The Bible makes it clear that the female orgasm is blasphemous. What About The Children?
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Hearth & Homeland - How Motorola's new "Pocket Snitch" Phone Will Fight Terrorism and Protect Your Children
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Hearth and Homeland - How Sanyo's new Pocket Snitch Phone Will Fight Terrorism and Protect Your Children. October 14, 2003. It goes much further than that," he told me, and he went on to explain that now that this technology is making its way into mobile devices coupled with a GPS tracking chip, "parents could enter the GPS coordinates of where their child is supposed to be and when, and set their phones to alert them via email when the child arrives near the destination point." Wow! Think of this: Law e...
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Are Small Cars a Threat to SUV Drivers?
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Are Small Cars a Threat to SUV Drivers? I'm writing this piece because of what happened to me this morning on my way to work. It scared me and I know it might make you a little concerned too. Let me start by saying that something has been bothering me on the freeway lately. Actually, it's been bothering me on the city streets, too. And in the parking lot. These things seem to be multiplying like rats, appearing everywhere, getting in the way, making driving difficult. I drive an average-sized Hummer H2.
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Preparing a Gay Toddler for Public School
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Preparing a Gay Toddler for Public School. Every Saturday morning when his little companion Mario comes over, I know the first words out of Michael's mouth are going to be "let's play gay house! Will have to play the lube in order for gay house to work; after all, what kind of gay house doesn't have any lube? If we had noticed he was gone we would have thought he'd been kidnapped. If you have funny or interesting stories to share, I'll include them in my next column. Are Small Cars a Threat to SUVs?
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SXE - The Straight Edge Monthly
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So when it's all said and done me and my boys get 200 hours of community service for putting that mexican guy in a coma. It's not our fucking fault he seemed like he was on coke. What were we supposed to do, have him piss in a fucking cup, take it back to our lab, analyze the fucking sample and then come back and kick his ass if the results were positive? He would be long gone by then! Naugas are animals too. This site (Division Two magazine) was restored from its original location by Shlomi Fish.
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You've Got Features - AOL Prepares to Release AOL version 8.0
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New Version of AOL Software Coming to A Mailbox Near You. On September 19, America Online, Inc., will release version 8.0 of its popular online service software for both Macintosh and Windows PCs. At a press conference today, AOL CEO Steve Case demonstrated some of the service's compelling new features and laid down a roadmap of the company's newly refocused "customer first" strategy that the company hopes will carry the service through the next decade and beyond. One new technology at the core of AOL 8&...
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Amanda Whitton's Columns
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Amanda Whitton is an eleven-year-old New Orleans middle school student who one day hopes to become a famous evangelist. Amanda writes about the power of faith and the importance of having a meaningful relationship with God. She posts columns to. Often, so check back regularly. Reflections from the Dryer (a continuation). Is Atheism a Disease of the Mind? If You Can't Take the Heat, Get Off of the Dryer! This site (Division Two magazine) was restored from its original location by Shlomi Fish.
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A Guy's View - www.divisiontwo.com
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September 2, 2002. The title of this month's column is Girls are Mysterious Creatures. But I figured she was probably having her period or something and when there's extenuating circumstances like that I don't mind giving a girl a little more time to dry up and vacuum the carpet. I try to be sensitive to the needs of the ladies. I sat there reading it with my flashlight for like four hours, and let me tell you, it was some good reading. It turned out that Sheila was a virgin! September 19, 1999 -.
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Ask Armelda's Teen Advice for September 2002
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S in-house teen advice columnist. New advice is posted as it is received. Send your questions directly to Armelda at. My best friend always tells me that she and her boyfriend never bother with condoms because they are completely monogamous and have been for four years. However, I went to a club last week and I saw her boyfriend there having sex with another girl in the VIP room. Should I tell my friend what I saw? I can't tell my parents about Dan because they wouldn't understand our love. My best frien...
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Career and Family
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August 20, 2003. Let me back up. How could such an evil thing find it's way into my innocent daughter's life? Even though I have every marijuana-related episode of Seventh Heaven on tape, I wasn't prepared for it to happen to my family. It's as though it just sneaks in through the dryer, like radon. And, like radon, marijuana has no detectable odor. But once it gets into your lungs, it can be deadly. It can cause anything from cancer to epilepsy. Why did you do this, honey? My changing role as a mother.
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