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Famous Last Words: Come on, Irene
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Sunday, August 21, 2011. Come on, Irene. Latest update from the "I Don't Need This Shit" department . A tropical storm is waiting in the seas of the Caribbean and South Florida is in her crosshairs. A hurricane is bad enough. No one wants to live through one of those, but that sort of weather disturbance is a fact if life down here. My main problem is the forecast time of arrival. This Thursday and Friday. It's early Mon...
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Famous Last Words: July 2011
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Monday, July 11, 2011. Harsh, but true. Jason Stackhouse is tied to a bed, his rippling abs displayed prominently, while backward hillbilly Werepanthers (yes, it's as stupid as it sounds) gnaw at his torso. The next week, Jason remains in his predicament as one of the female Werepanthers rapes him for the child Werepanthers to watch. Why does this storyline exist? What the hell is a Werepanther? This leads to Mr. Sta...
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Famous Last Words: March 2011
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Wednesday, March 30, 2011. The process has begun. I'm having the braces on my top teeth installed. Next week. But before I can do that, four of my teeth needed to go. So to the dentist I went yesterday. These men and women are hard to please. So I guess you don't floss much," he said while sticking various. Hostel: Part V: The Cranston Vacation. I see you've become addicted to crystal meth. They showed me my four detache...
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Famous Last Words: The Reverend
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Sunday, August 14, 2011. I can motivate just as easy as I can bring someone down.". The Boston Globe had Speck, with his array of strange quotes I'll always remember. "Where's the wellington, hi-ho? Being the No. 1 most memorable, and oft-repeated, line. Yo-gee," "The Professor," "The Director," "Jitter Bob," " Remo. Mr Pink," "Spaniard," and my all-time favorite, " Fritzy. For a guy with Sideshow Bob style hair. Used wh...
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Famous Last Words: June 2011
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Sunday, June 19, 2011. Just a few questions. After months of secrecy and deceit, the child is coming. It's exciting news for sure, but the American public has a lot of questions for the Schaible couple. Like, when bearing gifts for the new child, should we bring gold, frankincense or myrrh? For a girl, the Schaibles could get lazy. Hey, it's been a hectic few months. So Emily Emily Schaible has a nice ring to it. The sma...
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Famous Last Words: January 2011
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Monday, January 31, 2011. Steve's Peeves: Stranger in a strange land. I came home today exhausted, like I usually am on Mondays. My body and 4 am do not get along. Evil force that caused my teeth to jar loose. It only had power over me if I allowed it by ending my dream's dream. So when I decided to ignore the evil force, my teeth came back. I unfurl this belabored lede. More specifically, strangers. First, back in Decem...
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Famous Last Words: Harsh, but true
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Monday, July 11, 2011. Harsh, but true. Jason Stackhouse is tied to a bed, his rippling abs displayed prominently, while backward hillbilly Werepanthers (yes, it's as stupid as it sounds) gnaw at his torso. The next week, Jason remains in his predicament as one of the female Werepanthers rapes him for the child Werepanthers to watch. Why does this storyline exist? What the hell is a Werepanther? This leads to Mr. Sta...
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Famous Last Words: September 2011
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Monday, September 26, 2011. Best of the best. Since I just witnessed an all-time great episode of television last night, and I know the world desperately needs this, I will rank the ten best shows currently on air. They don't have to be currently in-season, but they must be still in production. So no Friday Night Lights or 24. Let's get on with it already. 10 Sons of Anarchy:. 9 Curb Your Enthusiasm:. This FX offering fl...
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Famous Last Words: Spring cleaning in July
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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Tom Clancy). Saturday, July 4, 2009. Spring cleaning in July. This is my personal blog. I should be able to share anything and everything about my twisted, maladjusted psyche. But I don't think I have. This all leads to a shocking revelation I've shared with only a few people. Don't feel bad if you weren't in the loop. I don't go around sharing failures this painful with a lot of people. Why didn't I blog about this when it happened?