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Monday, March 20, 2006. The Top Five Typos In The Karaoke Book At All Star Lanes In Eagle Rock, California. 5 "Goodbye Crule World". 4 "Smeels Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. 3 "There Go'es Another Love Song" by The Outlaws. 2 "Revolutation" by the Beatles. 1 "I'm Henry the IIIV, I Am" by Herman's Hermits. And yes, I really took the time to write them down. This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer. The Dilemma of the Mon...
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I coulda did my time. Hey, beer man! This evening's street lunatic. I was telling her that the mural in the West Village schoolyard was painted over. You know. whaddya call it. "Urban Blight.". The angry scraggly black man who was sizing us up as he approached (and apparently eavesdropping out of context) took immediate offense. He didn't know we were talking about an old mural by an NYU philosophy professor's kid's band. How could he? Outside the Coney Island school bus graveyard. I'd love to plant a co...
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Monday, January 17, 2005. 25 degrees on Saturday. 60 on Tuesday. Strange. Now it's 52 degrees outside, and I can go out for a cigarette, and say. It's strange, how warm it is outside tonight. I guess I've acclimated. How.strange. Posted by Cyclopatra @ 11:51 PM. Thursday, January 13, 2005. All news is now NET-news! All reporting is now E-reporting! The CBS Evening News will be replaced by one man persistently correcting the Washington Post's spelling and grammar for thirty minutes! Things That Never Were.
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I coulda did my time. Obvious, isn't it. The kid in the over-sized flat-brimmed pinwheel baseball cap and braids who stomped the cop on Monday night was just a neighborhood mope who jumped at the opportunity to hit somebody when they were down, NOT one of the out of towners here for a week of anarchist/activist adventure role playing. So Laura married Dubya after only three months just before his first run for elected office? The helicopters have been circling ominously all week. I went to sleep. However...
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I coulda did my time. You got a Lucozade problem? My friend just asked me if I was addicted to Lucozade. I have several empty bottles around the house. At $175 a bottle it would be expensive habit. Pricewise/Highwise you may as well go with the heroin. The larger size bottles of Lucozade turn instantly flat upon opening. You can't even pour one glass with bubbles. I stick with the small $1.75 jammies. Alas, the wind was too strong. I thought about it. I went down the stairs. I picked up the bottle. I ope...
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Friday, May 07, 2004. When The Golden Girls. Went Off For Good, I Hit On My Sicilian Grandmother. To stop watching series finales while abusing horse tranquilizers. I found this next to the oven when I woke up on the kitchen floor this morning. People write the craziest things when they're dealing with loss, don't they? I mean, did I just totally forget about. This is the internet home of Mark Lisanti, a Los Angeles writer sometimes known as Bunsen. He is the founding editor of Defamer. The Dilemma of th...
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Tuesday, May 04, 2004. INT MONICA AND CHANDLER'S APT. - NIGHT. Joey and Monica are making out furiously on the couch. Joey, I've wanted this for so long. Monica unbuttons her blouse. Joey is still kissing her and fumbling with his own shirt. Did you ever think that this is how we'd wind up? All of the talking, it's kind of killing the mood. I'm sorry, I tend to talk a lot when I'm all, you know, excited. It's OK. So does my sister. [beat] What? I walked in on her once! Just take off the blouse already!
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Wednesday, May 26, 2004. How You Might Explain The Olsen Twins To A Martian. OK, There Are. These two girls. And they're twins, and they look identical, but I think I once heard that technically they're not identical. Who understands how twins work, you know what I'm saying? When they were babies, they were on a sitcom called. Which starred Bob Saget and John Stamos. But they were playing one baby, not two, because of child labor laws. Oh, what's a sitcom? So anyway, when. It's more complicated than that...
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Thursday, October 28, 2004. Maybe I should get a Costco card. I'm also fascinated with the idea of buying so much of something that. You never have to buy it again. For example, I calculated recently that 98 boxes of 40-count tampons would probably last me until menopause (assuming, generously, 30 more years of menstruation based on family history, 13 cycles a year, ten tampons a cycle). If I buy generic, I could probably get them for $400 or so, and have. All the tampons I would ever need. Superman....
