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Tales From Homeward: October 2014
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Thursday, 30 October 2014. Beaver Hateman is absolutely furious that another revolutionary has brought out a new book on the same day that his own opus, unsurprisingly called 'I HATE UNC', has been published. Unfortunately, REVOLUTION by Mister Russell Brand is vastly outselling Mister Hateman's tome. This Russell Brand guy is just a bloomin' champagne socialist' declared Mister Hateman. 'An I don't like the way he mimics the way wot I speak! As he ever thrown a duck bomb at Unc? No he has not! It was on...
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Tales From Homeward: October 2013
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Thursday, 17 October 2013. New edition of Biography not Penguin Classic, I am afraid. Although I am very pleased that the biographies of my life are, shortly, to be reprinted in the United Kingdom, I have to say that they are not being released in the imprint I had been hoping for. After intense discussions with Penguin Books they refused my request for it to be published as a Penguin Classic. Did any of them do the great works for charity that I have done? Thursday, October 17, 2013. Http:/ www.wate...
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Tales From Homeward: May 2015
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Friday, 8 May 2015. Don't worry - all sorted out in a darkened room. Went over to Badfort this morning to sort out this Badgertown Council Election mess. Why is it so dark in here? I asked Beaver, as Hitmouse showed me into the ramshackle hall of the Badfort Crowd's castle. The King of the Badgers cut off our electricity didn't he! Miserable git was moaning about us not paying our bill! Hitmouse lit some Scob oil lamps, as Hootman handed out the cigars. So Unc, can you get some of his dwarfs on side?
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Tales From Homeward: March 2015
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Thursday, 5 March 2015. David Macaroon refuses to face Hateman. David Macaroon, the incumbent Mayor of Badgertown, is refusing to agree to a face to face television debate with the other candidate in the Mayoral election, Beaver Hateman. I don't trust him, he'll have a duck bomb hidden up his sack suit! Why do we have to have a debate anyway? How about a game of skittles instead? Thursday, March 05, 2015. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Keep an eye on what Beaver is up to.
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Tales From Homeward: Don't worry - all sorted out in a darkened room.
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Friday, 8 May 2015. Don't worry - all sorted out in a darkened room. Went over to Badfort this morning to sort out this Badgertown Council Election mess. Why is it so dark in here? I asked Beaver, as Hitmouse showed me into the ramshackle hall of the Badfort Crowd's castle. The King of the Badgers cut off our electricity didn't he! Miserable git was moaning about us not paying our bill! Hitmouse lit some Scob oil lamps, as Hootman handed out the cigars. So Unc, can you get some of his dwarfs on side?
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Tales From Homeward: December 2014
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Wednesday, 17 December 2014. Many of you will have noticed that I have not been posting, tweeting, and generally imparting wisdom very much this year. I am afraid that this is entirely down to the tardiness of my Social Media Manager. He has the simple job of chronicling my various adventures and posting my missives, but has, instead, insisted on footling away his spare time writing some tedious fictional story of his own. 8217; he pleaded. What’s it called? 8217; I asked. 8216;Stop right there! Meanwhil...
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Tales From Homeward: January 2014
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Monday, 20 January 2014. I fear that this article will lead to quite a few begging letters. Monday, January 20, 2014. Sunday, 19 January 2014. Bad 4 television has been accused of exploiting contributors and pandering to prejudices about tax avoiders with it's new reality show set in Goldblock Tower. After the first episode aired, Desmond Moneybags, a banker who featured in the show, told the Homeward Gazette. They are making us look terrible, which we are not. There was one shot of me guffawing and ...
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Tales From Homeward: How To Become Stinking RICH
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Wednesday, 29 April 2015. How To Become Stinking RICH. The behaviour of the Chairman of the 'Badfort National Party' is disgraceful. Hootman, the ghost who is Beaver Hateman's right hand spectre and chief schemer of plots, has been exposed as a con-man. It appears that, under the pseudonym of 'Grant Shapps', he tried to flog an online toolkit called "How To Become Stinking RICH" – which he claimed would earn purchasers £20,000 in 20 days. 8220;That’s me… sitting in my brand-spanking-new cart".
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Tales From Homeward: Badgertown Election Scandal
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Thursday, 7 May 2015. Voting is well under way in the Badgertown Town Council Election, but a scandalous attempt at fraud has been uncovered by my Detective, A.B.Fox. Using state of the art X-Ray equipment he has obtained evidence that the diminutive Hitmouse, erstwhile reporter on 'The Badfort News', has hidden in one of the ballot boxes and is creating votes for Hateman - whilst swallowing the real voting papers! Thursday, May 07, 2015. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Tales From Homeward: May 2013
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Monday, 13 May 2013. The Old Monkey came in this morning with a copy of that scurrilous rag "The Badfort News". The headline read "The Great Fatsby Returns" and inside was the usual slanderous gossip one has come to expect from Hitmouse, their chief reporter:. Uncle arrived back at Homeward airport in his giant blimp yesterday - or should one say the giant blimp returned in his gargantuan airship! If they are able to penetrate our airspace, in this way, they may well be able to infiltrate our defences!
