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Thought Concoction: January 2006
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006. I explained the previous post to my husband and he said Uh-oh. I'm tired of looking at that contentious pile of words below, so here's something to break the tension. Madeleine likes performance art. This piece is called "The Funeral." I'm not shittin' you - that's what she called it. Posted by Mignon at 3:57 PM. Monday, January 30, 2006. Bizarre thoughts elicited by ABC. His trumpet case that he wore casually slung over his shoulder by a long black leather belt. Of course ...
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Thought Concoction: April 2005
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Saturday, April 30, 2005. Hot Buttons and Caviar, I mean caveats. Stem cell research is wrong and goes against the bible. unless the information collected could have been used to keep Terri Schiavo alive. I’m 100% for teaching abstinence. to ultra-conservatives or bible-belters trying to have kids. Abortion is wrong and should be illegal. for men. Marrying someone of the same sex is wrong. if you’re already married. Posted by Mignon at 3:36 PM. Saturday, April 23, 2005. Got my ears pierced today. I'm...
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Thought Concoction: February 2005
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Saturday, February 26, 2005. Young people these days! Plying her with processed sugar snacks? Or maybe I just don't like vegans because it sounds like wiccans and that's some weird shit. Or maybe I don't like 'em because they're all so skinny. Posted by Mignon at 9:59 AM. Monday, February 21, 2005. I'll have to remember that next time I go on a ski trip pregnant with a 3-year-old (no, duh, not pregnant carrying a 3-year-old). Where was the pamphlet that showed me where to drop off my daughter in a lo...
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Thought Concoction: August 2005
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Monday, August 29, 2005. Installment Art and The School of the Living Room. Yeah, sweetie, and quit sniffing it while you're at it. Posted by Mignon at 4:05 PM. Tuesday, August 16, 2005. Birthday Extravaganza and the Mysteries of Diesel. Posted by Mignon at 8:01 AM. Sunday, August 07, 2005. Sorry Dave, I Can't Do That. Posted by Mignon at 9:05 PM. Thursday, August 04, 2005. Two Good-lookin', Incontinent, Guys. My friend and I ran into these dudes at the coffee shop yesterday. They were pretty cute, b...
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Thought Concoction: September 2005
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Thursday, September 22, 2005. We got back from the Pendleton Round-Up last Sunday with no major injuries or psychotic episodes - Success! There were times in the past when beds were wet (by adults), mountings occurred ("and then he tried to mount me as we were chatting and I did a little roll maneuver to get away! Adulterers took to Port-a-Potties ("mmm - what's that lovely scent you're wearing? And he smiled at you and cooed and batted at your glasses? Posted by Mignon at 10:52 AM. What was the name of ...
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Thought Concoction: July 2005
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Thursday, July 14, 2005. Thinking deep thoughts, high on Heffeweizen. With respect to the first thought, this is something I will repeat to myself as I’m reading other peoples’ very funny blogs and op/ed pieces and feeling bad about not cracking myself up. Is it too neurotic to feel bad about not making yourself laugh? Oh yeah, I know. They’d take the unclean rotavirus baby to a public play area and allow the sickness to spread to unsuspecting conscientious parents. Screw you dumbasses!
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Thought Concoction: March 2005
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Monday, March 28, 2005. Pagans High on Chocolate. But she was clearly awestruck by what I stumbled on to. I think I'll write a book. I might wait until my heart stops beating wildly from another trip the brownie pan. Posted by Mignon at 7:20 PM. Tuesday, March 22, 2005. In our computer room, directly above my monitor, hangs a big elementary-school wall map of the world, circa 1970 (we got it at City Liquidators. On a slightly less attacking note, I see that our map is not hung exactly straight. Now t...
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Thought Concoction: November 2005
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005. Speedos Don't Hide Much. My far-away friend and I just had a debate about the hottest sports body. My first thought was gymnasts, because they're muscle-y and flexible, but that's clearly wrong. Do you remember the last Olympics with the twins and their center-parted hair? And baseball players (no comment needed - I mean really? And then I remembered the poster. The Poster. Posted by Mignon at 1:04 PM. Monday, November 28, 2005. My BS Stood for Bonehead Smurf. Of course if the...
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Thought Concoction: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. All Hallows Eve Brings Out Snails and Crafty Husbands. On a more interesting note, look at what my husband made on our sidewalk! This man can kill and gut big animals, can't match his clothes (even if the were Garanimals - which they should totally make for grown men), and knows the entire roster of the Pittsburgh Steelers. But whoa! Sprigs of grass seed, cornflowers and summer squash? Posted by Mignon at 9:35 AM. Thursday, October 27, 2005. Ross Is Wearing Leather Pants! Madele...