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The Demotivationist: December 6, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Thursday, December 6, 2007. British Will Force Us to Eat Fish and Chips. The British are coming. The British are coming. And, so are the Germans and hoards of people from other European countries. Despite the fact that we won the war against these people decades ago, these foreigners are buying everything with their overvalued Euros, Pounds, Rupees and Loonies. Preparing for the worst, I read in Der Spiegal. 8220;Our scouts are looking intensively for possible si...

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The Demotivationist: December 3, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Monday, December 3, 2007. How Do You Make More Money? My clients pay me good money to help them increase their profits. And, I charge them huge fees so I can increase my profits. But, because everybody who reads this column is a close personal friend of mine, I’m going to pass on this advice to you FREE. By the American regulators. Magazine may even name your company one of the 100 Best Companies to Work For. I’m of course referring to Stanley Associates, a...

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The Demotivationist: December 24, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Monday, December 24, 2007. Santa Claus is a Fraud. It’s important to instill the truth in Children—even if it hurts. That means dispelling all false rumors, including the one about Santa being real. The best way to do this is to present them with all of the knowledge you have to support your case. Here are the TRUE facts about Santa Claus:. In conclusion, if Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he’s dead now. To stay one step in front of the competit...

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The Demotivationist: December 4, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Tuesday, December 4, 2007. What do you do if you’re not rich, and you’re never going to be rich? You write about the rich. And, what do you do if you’re afraid that these people—who earn more money in a minute than you do in a year—will sue you? You write about dead, rich people, because they can’t sue you. I’m referring of course to New York Post reporters, Larry Celona and Dareh Gregorian. In yesterday’s Post. And, even if there numbers were relevant, the story...

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The Demotivationist: December 14, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Friday, December 14, 2007. Workers Are Liars, Cheats and Thieves. One-third of your workers are thieves, liars and cheats, and these devious people will do anything they can to squeeze a couple of extra bucks out of your already empty pockets. And believe it or not, I’m not the one saying this, it’s the good people at CareerBuilder. The good news is that sick days and short- and long-term disability costs companies 2.7 percent of their payroll. But when y...But, ...

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The Demotivationist: December 12, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Wednesday, December 12, 2007. Huckabee Hates Jews, Mexicans, Immigrants. Mr Huckabee’s announcement yesterday that he was proposing a crackdown on Mexicans, Jews and other immigrants is bad news for the free world. The N.Y. Sun. Reports that Mr. Huckabee is planning to isolate America from the rest of the world—much like President Woodrow did after World War II. If Mr Huckabee prevents duel-citizens from voting, Wal-Mart’s interests will be harmed when Fide...

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The Demotivationist: November 30, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Friday, November 30, 2007. Stop Picking on Rudy. The media is picking on Rudy Giuliani because they hate minorities. That’s right, just because only 8.2 million people live in New York, compared with the 292 million people who live in the rest of the country, according to the CIA. Doesn’t make it acceptable to pick on the candidate from New York. Leading this charge is New York-hating reporter, Ben Smith, who works for Washington-based Politico. Reports that $930...

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The Demotivationist: December 7, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Friday, December 7, 2007. USA Adopts Iraqi Voting System. Whether you like Iraqi president Jalal Talabani or not, very few people want the USA to adapt Iraq’s political system. Imagine my surprise when Agence France-Presse. Reported that we were now using the same voting system pioneered by former Iraqi dictator, Sadam Hussein. While I found this hard to believe at first, it’s true. In 2002, AFP. And while we’re on the topic of laws, I like to see the gover...

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The Demotivationist: December 19, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Wednesday, December 19, 2007. Joie de Vivre Makes Bosses Look Bad. Thumbs down to Joie de Vivre. CEO Chip Conley for trying to make every other boss in America look bad. For years I’ve been telling executives that employees should be seen and not heard, and providing them with tips www.dolyttle.com. On how to reduce salaries and administrative costs. The Wall Street Journal. Which say that it’s important to keep hourly workers happy. Why? I say, what training?

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The Demotivationist: December 17, 2007

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When Being Motivated Simply Isn't Enough. Monday, December 17, 2007. Spitzer Frees Murderer, Society is in Danger. Governor Eliot Spitzer doesn’t care about New York, or what New Yorkers think! Even though he has a mandate to govern for four years, it doesn’t give him the right to challenge the decisions of the many government bodies that enforce our laws—and change the law whenever they make a decision that he disagrees with. And earlier this year, the Board again concluded. That we still needed protect...