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untitled: August 2008
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008. I've decided that I'm going to get after that girl. But not before a litmus test. I'm optimistic that she'll pass it, but I need to know for sure. If she does, no more games after that. Denouement and catharsis to come. Thursday, August 14, 2008. Monday, August 11, 2008. Copied and pasted from Wikipedia:. I don't know enough about lady issues to understand how this even makes sense. Would someone please enlighten me? Thursday, August 7, 2008. My trip to San Diego was great....
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untitled: November 2008
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Monday, November 17, 2008. A story my sister in law told me, very slightly enhanced for entertainment purposes:. Sandy: Excuse me, I think those balloons belong to my kids. Mother: They were sitting on a table by the arts and crafts area unattended. Sandy: Yes, we left them on that table while we were doing arts and crafts. Mother: Well if they're left with nobody around and nobody watching them, they're fair game. That's the rule. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Cleveland, OH, United States.
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untitled: August 2009
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Saturday, August 1, 2009. An instant message dialogue:. Solomon: .when you gonna let me tap that? Solomon: that ASS, baby. J: You'll have to pay [boyfriend's name]. Solomon: how much are we talking about? Solomon: I'm not really into paying for it. Solomon: can i at least get a discount if we let him watch? J: Nah that costs extra. Solomon: ok.this is discouraging. Solomon: .but you're not telling me "no". Solomon: so i count that as a win. A text message dialogue:. Solomon: How'd they lie.
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untitled: implication
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Friday, May 22, 2009. Today I came home from work and walked into the living room to find my roommate passed out on the couch with a movie on the television and homo-cuddling with his boyfriend. I thought it was the most adorable thing I'd ever seen in my entire life. Does that make me a fag too? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Cleveland, OH, United States. View my complete profile.
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untitled: love
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Friday, September 18, 2009. Solomon's friend with a new boyfriend:. By the way, I have recently acquired a gentleman friend.). Tell me about him. I don't know that he's really hot, but I think he's okay. Wow, you're REALLY into him. That is really cool nice work. December 10, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Cleveland, OH, United States. View my complete profile.
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untitled: trial (#1)
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Friday, July 31, 2009. A text message dialogue:. Solomon: Yo baby, when you gonna let me get up in them guts? A: Haha. I am amused :D I have no witty rejoinders for u. Is dat a werd, yo? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Cleveland, OH, United States. View my complete profile.
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untitled: trial (#2)
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Saturday, August 1, 2009. A text message dialogue:. Solomon: Hey quick question. When you gonna let me tap that? M: You must be bored. Btwn best buy lied to me! Solomon: How'd they lie. M: Said warranty or whatever covered loss. Lies! Solomon: You'll forget all your warranty problems as soon as you let me get a crack at that fine ass of yours. M: This game is lame. I prefer monopoly. I heard about some equally lame fb activity. Solomon: Why do you always ruin my fun? M: This is a list?
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untitled: October 2008
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Saturday, October 25, 2008. A text message conversation I just had with Peter. Peter: Wats up wit all tese asian ohio st fans? Sol: Well i think a lot of japanese people jump on the bandwagon because they mistake "buckeye" for "bukkake". Peter: Wow - is that original? If so that's good material. Sol: Yeah i just thought of that. if they really were ohio state bukkake their fans would be the ones having a white out. I'm on fire. Tuesday, October 14, 2008. Trying to trick Carl Massouh into thinking I'm gay.
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untitled: potential
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009. Dan and I comanage a fantasy baseball team. Solomon: Hey, we need to do something about our catcher. Shoppach's not getting any playing time. Dan: Yeah, let's keep an eye on Matt Wieters and maybe snag him when he comes up. I heard this guy's supposed to be like the next Barack Obama. If you enjoyed reading this, please consider making a charitable contribution to Ride For World Health by clicking this sentence. And keep up with Dan's ride by reading his blog.
