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Jamie Stokes | The Krakowian
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Please consume satire responsibly. New Art Project Stuns Krakow. July 1, 2014. An Open Letter From A Horse on a Balcony. June 14, 2014. Krakow To Hold Machete Fashion Week. May 31, 2014. Majchrowski To Host Olympics At His House. May 29, 2014. Cracovians Take Advantage of 24-hour Ban on Election Coverage to Not Think About Elections. May 25, 2014. Krakow Smog Begs for Mercy. May 21, 2014. Street Bums Demand Two Cigarette Minimum. May 17, 2014. Patient Arrested for Taking Bribe from Doctor.
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Golgotha Residents Plan Picnic of Peace | The Krakowian
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Please consume satire responsibly. July 4, 2014. Golgotha Residents Plan Picnic of Peace. Residents of Golgotha have announced that they will hold a ‘picnic of peace and tolerance’ in response to attempts to censor a controversial theatre play in Poland. The leader of the Christian group in the commune, who asked to be named only as ‘Franciszek’, said he had learned through experience that ultra-conservativism was problematic. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public).
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World Cup Special – Germans to be Banned from Poland? | The Krakowian
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Please consume satire responsibly. July 14, 2014. World Cup Special – Germans to be Banned from Poland? A group of German citizens could be officially banned from entering Poland following ‘aggressive and humiliating’ behaviour towards another sovereign nation. According to The Krakowian’s completely unreliable sources, Adam Nawałka, spokesman for Poland’s national football team, urged the Polish government to ban the Germans from entering Poland. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here.
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New Art Project Stuns Krakow | The Krakowian
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Please consume satire responsibly. July 1, 2014. New Art Project Stuns Krakow. Notorious conceptual artist Albo Zips has proposed installing a giant ‘love lock’ on Krakow’s Kładka Bridge. Hundreds of couples have fixed engraved padlocks to the bridge since it opened in 2010, sealing the romantic gesture by tossing the keys into the river below. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). New Art Project Stuns Kra...
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Who? | The Krakowian
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Please consume satire responsibly. The Krakowian is written by Jamie Stokes and Anthony Casey, two Englishmen who have lived in Krakow for many years. Despite their nationality, not once in that time have either of them been caught on the Rynek without trousers. If you can be funny in English and want to join in the fun, send an email to stokesjamie@yahoo.co.uk. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public).
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EXCLUSIVE: The Krakowian Reveals Man Behind Poland’s Secret Tape Scandal | The Krakowian
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Please consume satire responsibly. June 22, 2014. EXCLUSIVE: The Krakowian Reveals Man Behind Poland’s Secret Tape Scandal. The Krakowian can exclusively reveal that a spy with the code name ‘Twardowski’ recorded conversations between government ministers and other high-ranking officials. In the latest tape, Poland’s foreign minister is heard to say that a long-standing friendship is ‘worthless’ and that his family all lack self-esteem. The minister added: Arghhh! Get it off me! Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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Patient Arrested for Taking Bribe from Doctor | The Krakowian
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Please consume satire responsibly. July 21, 2014. Patient Arrested for Taking Bribe from Doctor. A Kraków man has been arrested on suspicion of taking a bribe from his doctor. Secret video tapes obtained from a waiter working at the surgery show the doctor handing the patient a signed prescription. The audio track reveals the doctor saying: For god’s sake, there’s nothing wrong with you! The patient, whose audio is muffled, then says: But internet symptoms every week. The doctor adds: Every week! You are...
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Anthony Casey | The Krakowian
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Please consume satire responsibly. Patient Arrested for Taking Bribe from Doctor. July 21, 2014. World Cup Special – Germans to be Banned from Poland? July 14, 2014. Golgotha Residents Plan Picnic of Peace. July 4, 2014. EXCLUSIVE: The Krakowian Reveals Man Behind Poland’s Secret Tape Scandal. June 22, 2014. Kraków Man Aims to Break Deflowering World Record to Mark Wianki. June 20, 2014. Polish Dropped as Kraków’s Official Language. June 18, 2014. June 16, 2014. Golgotha Residents Plan Picnic of Peace.