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Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! : The Quiet Times
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Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! Things I never thought I'd say. Friday, April 4, 2014. My children are always their most adorable when they are sleeping. It certainly isn't when they are all clustered around a chaotic lunch table, like deranged cattle in a holding pen, mooing loudly for more milk and food that has never been in my refrigerator but has been seen on TV. I can safely say it is not when my daughter comes inside chewing happily on a mouthful of what turns out to be potting soil. April 4, 2014...
Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! : October 2014
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Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! Things I never thought I'd say. Thursday, October 2, 2014. This is Real Life speaking.". Ah, catharsis.) Avioding the asshats in all our lives is normal. It is okay. If we spend our life trying to like everyone and make everyone like us then we will have a very unfulfilled life indeed. I mean, don't be an asshat but don't strain yourself either, right? If this seems a bit spewy for a Thursday morning, well . it is. But here's why. From day one we teach our children that we...
Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! : May 2014
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Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! Things I never thought I'd say. Friday, May 9, 2014. Mom (no last name or shame). Sleep Deprived State University. Manager of Operations and other Chaos. Jesus-like ability to heal any and all minor boo-boos by touch. Butt and/or nose wiping without gagging. Certified 5 Gold Nugget chef. Proficient in The Fog, MS BadWord, MS Power Pointing, MS Access to the cookies I hid on the top shelf, MS Excel in hiding in the bathroom. Friday, May 09, 2014. Links to this post.
Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! : From the mouths of my babes...
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Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! Things I never thought I'd say. Wednesday, February 12, 2014. From the mouths of my babes. I like to talk. a lot, so it stands to reason that my children do too. And boy, do they. Allthedamntime. They say things like:. I have been down graded from "mommy" to just "mom" recently. You are 2. really? Anyway. I digress. It goes something like this. * AHEM. Hand, hand, HAND! Aaaaand she doesn't mean "give me a hand". Sass: "Touch me, Mom. I don't think I'm real.". March 13, 201...
Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! : March 2014
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Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! Things I never thought I'd say. Friday, March 14, 2014. There are so many wonderful things about babies. but you are going to have to look elsewhere for some snuggly little post extolling the many virtues of those chubby people-grubs today because ya'll. sleep training. Nah I don't think so. If no, then suck it up and move on. If yes, proceed directly to the nearest therapist. You have earned it*. I shall gird mah loins and ask for prayers. Friday, March 14, 2014. Links to...
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Be Afraid….Be Very Afraid – My Brain On Kids
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My Brain On Kids. Scrambled, Fried, Sunny Side Up, Poached and Boiled. Random Thoughts and My Brain. Be Afraid….Be Very Afraid. February 15, 2013. I love Jeff Goldblum, there is just something very sexy about him I think. What does he have to do with today’s post? Nothing. It’s just every time I do one of these “Fly On The Wall” posts, I am reminded of his movie “The Fly” from 1986. What is a “Fly On The Wall” post you ask? Well, you are in luck! 8220;yes.”. 8220;I don’t know”. 8220;Ask your dad”. 8220;Y...
My Life As Lucille
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My Life As Lucille: Currently Stalking. Not new, but worth the mention! You will find my favorites are as random as I am. Everyone from smart ass mommies to man blogs and media mavens. And everywhere in between. Check back. I'll be stalking you soon. I have alphabetized the following for your convenience. (O.C.D.). Calibama State Of Mind. Don't Call Me Marge. Don't Chew On The Dinner Table. Daily Dose Of Damn. Elleroy Was Here (Formerly Mod Mom). First Time Mom And Dad. Go Cheap Or Go Home. Just saw this...
Say What?? 12 Stupid Things People Say - Laugh Lines
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Middle Age. Modern Marriage. Epic Fails. Need a Speaker for Your Next Event? Closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear? Grab my FREE "Ninja Closet Cleaning Course (what to toss, what to keep)," and find out how to love your clothes again. 12 Stupid Things People Say. There are a few popular expressions that I hear almost daily that never fail to make me wince. Depending on the amount of wine I’ve had, I can usually resist the overwhelming temptation to say “Whut? The Top 12 Stupidest Things People Say:.
It's Swimsuit Season. Pass the Milk Duds
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Middle Age. Modern Marriage. Epic Fails. Need a Speaker for Your Next Event? Closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear? Grab my FREE "Ninja Closet Cleaning Course (what to toss, what to keep)," and find out how to love your clothes again. It’s Swimsuit Season. Pass the Milk Duds. I peeled them off and checked the size. Yep, size 8. Apparently that refers to my. They didn’t jiggle. 8221; I asked. “Don’t need to. They’re a 36. They’ll be fine.” “Hating ...In my final act of desperation, I grabbed the swi...
Life on the SONny Side: The Too's of The Two's
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Monday, June 10, 2013. The Too's of The Two's. My offspring turned two years old last month. I won’t deny that I dreaded it. Why? It is accompanied by its own, widely-acknowledged nickname, for heaven’s sake! The Terrible Two’s. Turns out The Two’s in my house are actually originating a brand new nickname all their own…they’re known as the Thirsty Thirty-Three’s…and apparently no amount of coffee or tequila can make The Two’s feel easier. 8230;if you haven’t already met…. Too Much. Crying. Sorry Mom, no ...
Life on the SONny Side: June 2013
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Wednesday, June 19, 2013. Wah, Wah, Wah. I have a very special piece up today.only it's not here. It's in a very special place. My dear friend, Tracy, otherwise known as Momaical. I'd love for you to commute on over to my guest post at Tracy's place.where I'm drowning my working mom sorrows in an extra large travel mug of Starbuck's Blonde Roast, and I'm still wondering when it will all start to feel easier.and what I should do if it never does. WOMEN WHO HAVE IT ALL" AND OTHER LIES PEOPLE TELL. So, even...
Life on the SONny Side: Wah, Wah, Wah
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Wednesday, June 19, 2013. Wah, Wah, Wah. I have a very special piece up today.only it's not here. It's in a very special place. My dear friend, Tracy, otherwise known as Momaical. I'd love for you to commute on over to my guest post at Tracy's place.where I'm drowning my working mom sorrows in an extra large travel mug of Starbuck's Blonde Roast, and I'm still wondering when it will all start to feel easier.and what I should do if it never does. WOMEN WHO HAVE IT ALL" AND OTHER LIES PEOPLE TELL. Either w...
Life on the SONny Side: Residents Of The SONny Side
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Residents Of The SONny Side. That totally sounds like some sort of horror movie about an insane asylum…doesn’t it? That’s alright because I suppose some days it kinda feels that way too. I probably should have just called this page “my inspiration for infinite blog fodder” or “come meet the weirdos that I call my family”. Oh well…onward and upward…. My husband is the taller one pictured here.just in case you were wondering. Other aliases include “Peanut”, “Sir-Pukes-A-Lot” and ...Bossy is as bossy does.
Life on the SONny Side: Mama got her bloom back
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Monday, May 6, 2013. Mama got her bloom back. Is anyone still out there? If not, I don't blame you. I've been gone for the last few months on a new-job-with-crazy-hours-imposed-blogging-hiatus. I've missed writing terribly. I'm still exhausted and can't really keep up, but it is my intention to mount a comeback. So, to the few friends who remain, thank you! I've missed you too! I've got so much to tell you! Grab a lime-infused beer and let's catch up! Spring has finally sprung here in Michigan! I am waxi...
Life on the SONny Side: Can someone please get Jennifer Aniston knocked up already?
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Wednesday, July 31, 2013. Can someone please get Jennifer Aniston knocked up already? Since I'm way too lame to blog lately, a fab friend of mine offered to do it for me :) Hooray! If you hate tabloid fodder as much as I do, you're gonna love this one. An Awesome Guest Post. Can someone please get Jennifer Aniston knocked up already? Is she or isn’t she pregnant? Why do we even care? What is it about this woman that sells so many magazines that proclaim she is pregnant? Amanda Leitch-Lee is the creator o...
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Don't Chew On The Dinner Table! Things I never thought I'd say. Thursday, February 5, 2015. Things you do NOT want to find in your car:. 1 Sippy Cup Cheese. 2 Unwashed and heavily used hockey gear. 3 One of these. The Carolina Wren. Small bird, big attitude. They are my favorite. How did she get IN the car in the first place, you ask? And now I'm off to scrape vengeful bird shit off the inside of my minivan. Thursday, February 05, 2015. Links to this post. Tuesday, January 20, 2015. 1 I became a SAHM for...
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Tuesday, 30 November 2010. Well, major changes once again in the world of this particular puppy, but before I get to that just give me a moment or two to bring you up to speed on the events of the last few months. Grateful as I am for my pork based treats it does seem odd to me that someone would be so cruel as to mutilate animals in such a way. Can you imagine the conversation in the sty after the ear harvest? Hey, Porky." Says Applesauce. POOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYY". Applesauce yells. It's snowing ...
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