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wait wait there's more: February 2009
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Friday, February 27, 2009. SHAKE DOWN ON THE DINGY DOCK. Paco and I just returned from our annual sailing trip with our dear friends the Queens, visiting various exotic locales in search of the perfect wind, the perfect Pain Killer and the perfect holiday. We found something close to all three but hopefully perfection will continue to allude us, making it imperative that we continue to return year after year to resume our odyssey. Officer P: “See, I told you your boat would be safe here.”. Paco: “W...
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wait wait there's more: March 2009
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Friday, March 27, 2009. This was recently sent to me by Sister K and is reprinted here with her permission.). Last night as I was getting ready for bed, I placed my cell phone on top of the glass of water that I always have on my bedside table. The reason that I did such a foolish thing was that my cat always drinks the water out of my glass, and I thought it would be a good way to prevent this from happening. You guessed it.the phone fell into the glass of water. Thursday, March 19, 2009. There's nothin...
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wait wait there's more: TIGER, PHIL AND A CAST OF THOUSANDS
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009. TIGER, PHIL AND A CAST OF THOUSANDS. I saw Tiger Woods today at The Masters! Or rather, I saw his golf cap, his shoulders and his profile, sort of. There were approx. 500 spectators who separated me from His Majesty and I don't think even yelling "Fire" or "I just saw President Obama at the concession stand" would have made any difference. But I was closer to greatness than I have ever been, unless you count the time I met Neil Diamond.". April 15, 2009 at 3:39 PM.
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wait wait there's more: January 2010
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Monday, January 11, 2010. WHERE HAVE ALL THE BLOGGERS GONE? Thystle awakened me recently from my winter hibernation to ask where the heck I've been. An entirely reasonable question given that there have been times when I was posting 2-3 times a week. While I'm not saying I am entitled to Writer's Block because I don't think I qualify, I did hit a wall and have needed to take a break from posting. I am going to Thailand at the end of February. I see that I have lost one of my 17 Kool-Aid drinkers and fear...
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wait wait there's more: TEN CLOWNS DON'T MAKE A CIRCUS
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Thursday, July 30, 2009. TEN CLOWNS DON'T MAKE A CIRCUS. The saga of Paco’s house continues. This time, however, the story isn’t about destructive, irresponsible tenants, mysterious, unreachable leaks under the foundation or tornadoes rampaging through the neighborhood (yes, that happened, too.) This time, the culprit is our soon-to-be ex-Realtor. This past Monday Paco received the following mass email from Ben:. Sent: Friday, July 24, 2009 9:00 PM. Subject: Out of the office. Hello My Friends,. It’...
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wait wait there's more: October 2008
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Friday, October 31, 2008. From Sister K this morning). As we were standing there looking at the tv turned sideways on the wall, we were scratching our heads and wondering how this could have happened. Big B had used industrial-strength bolts engineered to the exact specifications for supporting the tv until the pyramids crumble. He turned to me and said, "What could have caused this? Wednesday, October 29, 2008. MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA. I like to be early to any exercise class, believing it is rude ...
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wait wait there's more: August 2009
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009. At the risk of incurring the wrath of the Indian Feminist Princess and perhaps a visit from the Secret Service, I have decided to open my own boutique featuring clothing made entirely from the humble dollar bill. Some might argue that I, too, am defacing U.S. currency in the name of fashion but what if I am? Http:/ feministreview.blogspot.com/2009/08/state-quarter-necklace.html. Http:/ ournameisblog.blogspot.com/2009/08/banned.html. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Third on the Right.
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wait wait there's more: January 2009
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Monday, January 19, 2009. WAKING UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE’S FACE. Once there I emailed Paco:. Me: “I woke up with a swollen jaw this morning. I look like a chipmunk. Do you think I should call Dr K? The left side of my face is flushed and swollen, too. It doesn’t really hurt, just achy. Or should I call my dentist? My teeth don’t hurt but there’s definitely something causing this.”. Oh, oh, I know the answer! Choose me, choose me! Dr K, there in the back. Please tell us your answer! 8221; Somehow I knew he w...
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wait wait there's more: June 2009
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Monday, June 8, 2009. THE MONEY PIT: PART DEUX. Stay tuned and keep your fingers crossed for“The Money Pit: SOLD! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Wait wait there's more. Grains of truth wrapped in allegory. I actually know some of these people. Emma's Personal Pledge Page. Third on the Right. Our Name is Mud. Don't Over Think It. Give Me a Minute, I'll Come Up with Something. THE MONEY PIT: PART DEUX. No, really, I couldn't. I'm so boring. (It's all about me. editor). View my complete profile.
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wait wait there's more: September 2008
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008. WE CAN ALL USE A LITTLE DIRECTION. This week I am working from home after last week's surgery (please see below). I have never tried this method before since going to work for my present employer some 5 1/2 years ago. No matter how much pain I was in or whatever my maladay, unless I was contagious, I have always dragged myself to the office. Tuesday, September 23, 2008 9:15 AM. Add swoosh marks behind and arcing to right. Tuesday, September 23, 2008 9:31 AM. Editor's note: ...
