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Put The Water On: Cham Cham
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Put The Water On. Tuesday, September 28, 2010. Tonight I had my very first cham. Sometimes known as a pleasure boat. The boyfriend is on set, so it's my duty to provide dinner and cooking was out of the question. We're in a heat wave, Tuesdays are for two hours of dream-following and Glee is on. I also made an embarrassingly mediocre batch of pasta last night. This lack of cable TV is compromising my inner Giada. I recently heard an NPR report about parents making their children wear oral expanders.
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Put The Water On: "I Miss You"
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Put The Water On. Saturday, September 11, 2010. Three years of outdoor media buying was put in the past on Thursday, which meant writing the obligatory goodbye e-mails to clients, colleagues and vendors. Since I'm myself, I thought about the content of these farewells since the day I gave 30 days notice, which left me rocking back and forth with insanity by 2:30 everyday (as opposed to 5:30). Generosity isn't always a unicorn ride in the park. Or "I'm really going to miss you :*(! While im typing a respo...
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Put The Water On: January 2010
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Put The Water On. Sunday, January 10, 2010. Across the Street in Van Nuys. The San Fernando Valley is a dry and convenient place where it doesn't take more than 10 minutes to reach a Target in any cardinal direction. Wide boulevards lined with strip malls are the bread and butter of this town, with. A sandwich shop adjacent to a topless bar and a Watkins Family Optometry on the other side. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Across the Street in Van Nuys. They Say What They Mean. Lost In A Supermarket.
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Put The Water On: March 2010
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Put The Water On. Wednesday, March 3, 2010. To start 2010 off interestingly, I received my very first moving violation on Jan. 6. Not for speeding at 90 in a 35 or driving on the wrong side of the 101 as my right of passage into the [insert San Fernando Valley street name here] Gang. I turned right. 10 years later I don't have a progress report or an adult to hold my hand. I'm in trouble for trying to squeeze in a trip to the bank before buying billboards for nine straight hours. They laughed heartily at...
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Put The Water On: December 2010
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Put The Water On. Friday, December 3, 2010. Barbed Wire and Wet Willies On My Mind. This is my last entry in this location before I find a new blog home. Someplace prettier and sexier to display the progress I've made since quitting advertising. A delicious decision. This week I did some thinking on wet willies. Sending threatening notes to friends of their ear-moistening fates was probably the best part of the last five days. 1) Put own finger in own mouth. 2) Slyly place own finger in victim's ear.
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Put The Water On: October 2009
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Put The Water On. Thursday, October 22, 2009. Dogs Teaching Children to Read. Most of us agree that dogs are the best people in the world. But just when you think these little friends couldn't be more amazing, they can now help children learn to read! Well, CNN seems to know. According to them "The philosophy is simple. Children who are just learning to read often feel judged or intimidated by classmates and adults. But reading to a dog isn't so scary. ". When did reading to humans become scary? Learning...
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Put The Water On: August 2010
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Put The Water On. Saturday, August 14, 2010. Announcement to the Universe. Not me. Go away, Nancy. My meager ratio of self raised its hand recently and said, "I am not a robot, ok. Thanks, self. Thanks. The robot officially has an expiration date of September 10, 2010 and I can already see the tables turning on the ratio. A favorite friend said this to me yesterday in so many words: You have to show all sides of yourself to the world. The great, the bad, the embarrassing, the stupid, the brilliant.
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Put The Water On: November 2009
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Put The Water On. Thursday, November 5, 2009. Toothbrushes are not for sharing. Last night while brushing my teeth I noticed mid-scrub that it wasn't my toothbrush. Pausing for several seconds, I evaluated the situation taking into account that this toothbrush is a guest toothbrush. Does this count as a normal toothbrush since it's used tri-yearly? In the end I continued with my nightly brushing and woke up the next morning as if I'd used my own toothbrush. I even had nice dreams. The thing about brushin...
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Put The Water On: February 2010
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Put The Water On. Sunday, February 21, 2010. If so, what color? Is my place going to look as if I dove into a container of green playdo while slurping asparagus soup on earth day? Oh, I made that myself," she'll say coyly as your stomach sinks thinking of that vintage-esque lamp you bought at Target for $45 (it was such a great deal! I hate you, Ikea. I love you though. Knives. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). They Say What They Mean. Lost In A Supermarket. The Full Feed from HuffingtonPost.com.
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Put The Water On: Announcement to the Universe
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Put The Water On. Saturday, August 14, 2010. Announcement to the Universe. Not me. Go away, Nancy. My meager ratio of self raised its hand recently and said, "I am not a robot, ok. Thanks, self. Thanks. The robot officially has an expiration date of September 10, 2010 and I can already see the tables turning on the ratio. A favorite friend said this to me yesterday in so many words: You have to show all sides of yourself to the world. The great, the bad, the embarrassing, the stupid, the brilliant.
