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True Love as Explained by the Arctic Monkeys. | Shtick Figures
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October 11, 2010. True Love as Explained by the Arctic Monkeys. 8211; Overheard at a Hannah Montana concert. Is the proof that love,. 8216;s not only blind but deaf. 8211; The Arctic Monkeys, who clearly know their shit. Next post →. October 12, 2010. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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September | 2010 | Shtick Figures
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Monthly Archives: September 2010. Chelsea’s, erm, 25 Man Squad. September 14, 2010. Our squad for 2010-11 will also feature Ross Turnbull, Ashley Cole, Frank Lampard, John Terry as part of our contingent of home-grown players. However, as we are still four short of the mandatory quota of eight, we have supplemented our squad, after a rigorous round of trials, with four more members; the finest products of. my very own garden, Cabbage, Mango, Jackfruit and Eggplant. Love at First (Loss of) Sight. 8221; he...
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November | 2010 | Shtick Figures
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Monthly Archives: November 2010. We have a Winner! November 10, 2010. Between applying to graduate school and finishing up my undergraduate thesis, I’m pretty sure I wont be doing much writing in the near future. Recently though, there was a caption contest over at the football blog. I happened to participate and ended up winning some miscellaneous swag. Here’s the picture, and the caption follows. I’m pretty sure that bone isn’t broken Robin, so what’s with all the horse placenta in your pants?
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July | 2010 | Shtick Figures
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Monthly Archives: July 2010. Letters I never got around to posting. Part 5. July 29, 2010. Dude Who Built The Toilet. While most people will look at a hundred meter passage to the nearest toilet as an inconvenience, I personally think that I could do with the exercise; it is perfect for those long romantic hundred meter sprints at night, especially when that all-you-can-eat buffet makes its long overdue. 8211; Shit my Dad says. Might ever have to make. In an attempt to understand the swirling whirlpool o...
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Maple Syrup. | Shtick Figures
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August 27, 2011. My girlfriend’s obsession with my calorie intake has gotten to point where she refuses to even let me lick maple syrup off of her. I’ve tried reasoning with her but she screams, “Stop doing that! 8221; Every single time. She then says things like, “Who the hell are you and why do you keep breaking into my apartment every night with a hot cup of maple syrup? 8221; but I think that’s kind of cute. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Email (Address never made public).
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We have a Winner! | Shtick Figures
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November 10, 2010. We have a Winner! Between applying to graduate school and finishing up my undergraduate thesis, I’m pretty sure I wont be doing much writing in the near future. Recently though, there was a caption contest over at the football blog. I happened to participate and ended up winning some miscellaneous swag. Here’s the picture, and the caption follows. I’m pretty sure that bone isn’t broken Robin, so what’s with all the horse placenta in your pants? Next post →. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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Chelsea’s, erm, 25 Man Squad. | Shtick Figures
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September 14, 2010. Chelsea’s, erm, 25 Man Squad. Our squad for 2010-11 will also feature Ross Turnbull, Ashley Cole, Frank Lampard, John Terry as part of our contingent of home-grown players. However, as we are still four short of the mandatory quota of eight, we have supplemented our squad, after a rigorous round of trials, with four more members; the finest products of. my very own garden, Cabbage, Mango, Jackfruit and Eggplant. The Daily Mail’s question about whether the squad was now too fruity to w...
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I’m Pretty Sure this is Blasphemy. | Shtick Figures
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August 25, 2010. I’m Pretty Sure this is Blasphemy. Imagine a man, bare knuckled and lusciously bearded, living in a forest, and beating up palm trees with the sheer force of will. While his mind is still sharp and his toes are still stubby, the many years of sedentary existence have left him badly out of shape, so much so that people who try to relate by walking a mile in his shoes are inevitably left short of breath. The point is, my mother thought it would be a great idea to walk to Tirupati. On someo...
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June | 2010 | Shtick Figures
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Monthly Archives: June 2010. Save the Cheerleader, Save the Environment? June 18, 2010. So, a good friend and tag team partner on the football blog. Was recently spotted reusing plastic bags, getting weird looks from strangers in the process, feeling righteous; things normally associated with eco-terrorism. You’ll find his experiences chronicled here. My misadventures with bad-assery raised a number of important questions amongst which was this one. Is it gay to save the environment? June 12, 2010. I kno...
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October | 2010 | Shtick Figures
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Monthly Archives: October 2010. True Love as Explained by the Arctic Monkeys. October 11, 2010. 8211; Overheard at a Hannah Montana concert. Is the proof that love,. 8216;s not only blind but deaf. 8211; The Arctic Monkeys, who clearly know their shit. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Follow “Shtick Figures”. Get every new post delivered to your Inbox. Build a website with WordPress.com.