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Cynical News Network: Going Postal...Twice
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Reloading when attacking with a six-shooter is one thing, but when driving into a building, that takes going postal to a whole new level of looney. Glenn Sparling, 65, drove his vehicle into the modular building, knocking out a wall, until the car stopped running. He then fled the scene and went home and got his red antique sports car to finish the job. Police said Sparling has a history of damaging postal buildings. View my complete profile.
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Cynical News Network: Dependency or Co-Dependency
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Following up on an earlier story covered widely elsewhere, the Associated Press reports,. A man whose girlfriend authorities say spent nearly two years in a bathroom in their house, sitting on the toilet so long that the seat adhered to her body, has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult. Maybe she was trying to save on Depends. March 22, 2008 at 11:03 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Girl Saves t...
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Cynical News Network: Important evidence left - his son
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Important evidence left - his son. Reuter's reports on a Dutch man who made too hasty a getaway—he forgot his son and then tried not to go back for him. AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A shoplifter looking to make a quick getaway from a Dutch supermarket after stealing a packet of meat left police a crucial piece of evidence—his 12-year-old son. The thief later turned himself in Thursday, a police spokeswoman said. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Cynical News Network: Girl Saves the Day, Gets Detention
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Girl Saves the Day, Gets Detention. Saving lives doesn't pay, at least for one 15-year old. The Monterey County Herald. Reports on a girl who pulled the emergency brake to stop a bus, only to get detention for being on the bus to start with. Amanda Rouse was not supposed to be on the school bus, but might have averted a tragedy Wednesday when she managed to stop the vehicle after the driver fell out of her seat. Her grandmother, Sally Correll,...
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Cynical News Network: Bride Arrested at Wedding
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Bride Arrested at Wedding. WLBZ Channel 2 reports of a woman arrested just before her wedding. Her crime? Blatant stupidity. There was a warrant out for her arrest and she scheduled her wedding for the courthouse. GERING, Neb.(AP) — Scotts Bluff County deputies arrested 31-year-old Dianne Carnes on Tuesday afternoon, just after her courthouse wedding was to have started. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Bride Arres...
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Cynical News Network: Up and Coming Festival
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Up and Coming Festival. This is a shrine where women go to pray for pregnancy. The photo may be proof that it works. Dare I ask if there is a Vagina Festival or a "Year of the Beaver? Nice blog you have here; think I'll poke around. (Get it? The word verification says:. QVAGyrpx. Maybe it's a sign! March 19, 2008 at 10:17 AM. Mrs4444, I didn't know if there is Vagina Festival or not, so I goggled it and found www.vaginafestival.com. The check ...
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Cynical News Network: Siphoning a cop car's gas for arson
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Siphoning a cop car's gas for arson. Is the thief in the Associated Press report stupid or brave? My professional opinion is "That boy just ain't right in the head.". Several officers, including Detective Thomas Redmond, watched the 17-year-old walk away from his Lambertville home early Sunday carrying a bucket before he approached Redmond's unmarked vehicle. The cop was in the car? March 18, 2008 at 7:55 AM. A sandwich short of a picnic.
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Cynical News Network: Arrested for reporting theft
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Arrested for reporting theft. The Associated Press reports. On a man getting arrested when he went to the police to report a theft. His main crime was stupidity. What he reported was that someone stole "parts of his cannabis plants." The man's story checked and he he got checked into jail. SYDNEY, Australia — An Australian man's complaint of an break-in at his home went to pot Friday when police arrested him for growing marijuana. The check is...
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Cynical News Network: Priorities
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". KNTV reports on a woman with her priorities in order: 1) coffee, cell phone call, 3) driving. OAKLAND, Calif. - A woman is safe after losing control of her car and accidently driving into the waters of the Oakland Estuary. But on the upside, she saved her morning coffee. Authorities say the car went into the water a little after 6 am Thursday after its 22-year-old driver apparently lost control of her car while reaching for a cell phone. Pregn...
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Cynical News Network: The check is in...my dog
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All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". The check is in.my dog. Reports on a man who had a bitch destroy his $4,000 refund from the IRS. The bitch in question was a puppy, Naveah. Dog Eats Tax Refund Check. A Massillon, Ohio man had a problem earlier this week. His dog ate his i-r-s refund check. Jeff Vogelgesang's doberman puppy, "Naveah", brings new meaning to the term "money hungry". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Home of The Snarkiest Post of the Day Award. Pregnant Dancers...