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Bargain Bin Soundsystem: Avril Lavigne
http://dale-mason.blogspot.com/2010/07/av-ril-l.html
They Came. They Saw. They Failed. LOVING the Nikes. The rest of it, not so much. Avril clearly isn't an expert at mall-crashing, since the most rebellious thing she seems to do in this whole crazy video is apply a roll-on to her armpit. The way she pronounces 'clothes' and 'pose' in the second verse makes me want to strangle every person in a 50 yard radius whenever I hear it. I'm unable to embed the video so I'll quickly explain it via the written word;. Avril Lavigne on Last FM. View my complete profile.
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Bargain Bin Soundsystem: Javine
http://dale-mason.blogspot.com/2010/05/javine.html
They Came. They Saw. They Failed. Before she took up a career as a marriage-wrecking harlot, Javine had enjoyed some moderate success as a solo artist, with debut single 'Real Things' reaching the top 5 in the UK. As you can see, Javine isn't interested in all that flash shit, Javine wants 'real things'hence the title. I noticed a fantastic comment on Youtube regarding Javine. It read "This tune is good but the gal duttty,teething peoples man.". THE BEST ARSE OF 2006. Javine on Last FM.
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Bargain Bin Soundsystem: Natasha Bedingfield
http://dale-mason.blogspot.com/2010/07/natasha-bedingfield.html
They Came. They Saw. They Failed. Here is a line from the song which confirms beyond all reasonable doubt that Natasha Bedingfield is a nutcase;. Trust me it would scare you if you knew what was goin' on in my brain. Trust me it would scare you that I've picked out the church all the schools all the names. If you knew it was all about you, every wish, every candle, every coin in a fountain. Trust me it would scare you. Natasha Bedingfield on Last FM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Bargain Bin Soundsystem: Shystie
http://dale-mason.blogspot.com/2011/12/shystie.html
They Came. They Saw. They Failed. I would like to begin with a brief history lesson;. Crime and Tube - Shy's got the London look". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Washed-Up Nobodies Already Covered. I can't dance without a drink in my hand. Otherwise I don't know what to do with my hands, because hands are so awkward when dancing. View my complete profile. General Bullshit Ranting Page. DayleMason's Recently Played Tracks.
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Bargain Bin Soundsystem: Atomic Kitten
http://dale-mason.blogspot.com/2011/01/atomic-kitten.html
They Came. They Saw. They Failed. The big kitten/bomb logo in the background which is clever because the name Atomic Kitten might have been lost on people if not for a great big graphic of a cat's head with a fuse on it. The dark haired one, who I believe to be called Liz, has a massive fucking mouth, and is a huge fan of doing a lot of weird shit with her hands when miming into camera. Kerry Katona looks so. healthy. A far cry from the podgy, drug-addled psychopath we now know and love.
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Bargain Bin Soundsystem: Fatman Scoop
http://dale-mason.blogspot.com/2010/07/fatman-scoop.html
They Came. They Saw. They Failed. If ya got a XXXXXL Shirt I can borrow, put ya hands up! The appropriately-titled Fatman Scoop waddled into the UK charts in 2003, shouting his way through sample-ridden dance track 'Be Faithful', a song built around a sample taken from Faith Evan's 'Love Like This' which sees Mr Scoop do little more than shout nonsense at his listeners. "SINGLE LADIES, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! If ya got a cheap-ass video, put ya hands up! Fatman Scoop on Last.FM. I can't dance without a drink i...
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Bargain Bin Soundsystem: t.A.T.u
http://dale-mason.blogspot.com/2010/05/tatu.html
They Came. They Saw. They Failed. TATu, roughly translated as 'this girl love that girl' were a pair of big old lesbians. As you can see, the video pulls no metaphorical punches, with the girls stuck behind a fence, which seemingly represents their separation from the rest of society due to their fanny-tickling antics. BUT OH LOOK! After the mega-success of All The Things She Said, the girls swapped their school uniforms for an enormous petrol tanker in the video for follow-up 'Not Gonna Get Us", which a...
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