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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: October 2010
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Friday, October 29, 2010. 8230;…aka EllieMae Clampett goes to the Big City. From the 102nd floor of the Empire State Building. Radio City Music Hall. This was my second trip to NYC and even though I haven’t spent a lot of time there, it is my most favorite city. If someone ever offers to take you on an all expenses paid trip to New York City, pack your bags and get yourself to the airport, PRONTO! Better yet, just say, “No, take SMB instead.”. I couldn’t re...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: August 2010
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Monday, August 30, 2010. BUT NOT IN A CREEPY WAY….I SWEAR. One of my numerous SUPERPOWERS is my photographic memory. You’ve heard of people with photographic memories, right? There are individuals who live and breathe among us who have the ability to remember everything they see. They can look at a page in a book and remember what it said……forever. They can remember the license plate number on the get-away car. Grocery list? Finally during a lay-over in the Atlan...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: February 2011
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Wednesday, February 23, 2011. GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS. The bad news: I haven't been tracking my food intake for the last few days. The good news: I lost a pound. The bad news: I have diverticulitis. The good news: I don't have colon cancer. The bad news: I am on a liquid diet for the next few days. The good news: I will probably lose more weight. DR: “Absolutely nothing. I’m serious. If you drink even a sip, you can become very ill.”. SMB: “Not even water? SMB: ̶...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: July 2010
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Monday, July 26, 2010. ONE MAN’S TREASURE IS ANOTHER MAN’S……. The problem with mid-life blogging is that after you’ve been doing it for a few years you forget what you’ve already written. Or at least I forget. So stop me if I’ve already told you this one…. Stop and think for just a moment how exciting this could be. The possibilities are endless. What would be in the next box? Or the next one? However there was one box………. What the …? What do you think? Family me...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: January 2011
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Sunday, January 23, 2011. I know we are over the whole broken-promise issue of my posting every day but still I never thought it would be 10 days before I uttered words onto these pages again. It’s been quite a week. Normally, I can handle the long hours of our clinic days because I get all those other days to recharge my batteries. But last week …… no such luck. My schedule went as follows:. Thursday – Due to a miracle from God, we were able to leave the o...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: January 2012
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Sunday, January 22, 2012. HEY, HEY, PAULA! I want to marry you. OK, so maybe I don’t really want to marry her because as my dear friend, Janie, says, I’m “not turned that way” but with the good Lord’s blessing, I would gladly marry her chicken pot pie! My dear friend, Paula, has come under serious attack this week. An attack of the force which is usually reserved for Osama bin Laden, may he RIH, and the Kardashians. You don’t believe we are BFFs? It seems that sh...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: I SEE WHAT YOU’RE SAYING
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Monday, March 5, 2012. I SEE WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. I know I left you with a cliffhanger and that’s not fair. But guess what? I need you to hang there just a little longer while I work out a personal crisis. Just the other day, I dropped (for the one millionth time) and broke my Olay Regenerist stick. That may not sound oh so serious to you but it is a personal disaster of monumental proportion! Allow me to explain:. That’s what I thought. And so I did it. Hehe if y...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: July 2011
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Monday, July 18, 2011. THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR. Or CHEAP AND EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING. I confess: I’m cheap. We could sugar coat it a bit and say that I’m frugal but the truth is that I’m just plain cheap. The facts clearly reveal the truth. I only shop from the clearance rack. I haven’t been ahead of the trend for over 20 years….if ever. I decide what we “want” to eat for the week from the local grocer’s sale flyer. Why should I dump it? My mother and grandmo...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: November 2010
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Thursday, November 25, 2010. To You and Yours. From Me and Mine. Have a VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY! May it be filled with all the things that make you happy, content and feeling blessed. Love and Hugs,. Links to this post. Wednesday, November 10, 2010. The museum puts on a very impressive show. Ya’ll come along. I’ll show you. A simulated anti-terrorist mission in action. The museum is on the beach. I always wonder what the people who live ...It is virtually...
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad: February 2012
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Words of Wisdom from a Smart Mouth Broad. Sunday, February 19, 2012. I CAN COUNT ON YOU LIKE FOUR, THREE, TWO. 8221; Who can keep track? OK, you’ve got me there. February is quite beautiful for the most part in Florida. It is usually sunny and about 72f. Who can complain about that? But still….even so, I detest the month and all of the crap-storm it brings with it. That is until this year…………. Plane tickets were purchased, plans were made and Feb.1st found me on a plane to Texas. Strange but she is no st...
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