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Corporate Comic: March 2013
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly: “Crushed nuts? 8220;No,” he replied. “Arthritis.”. I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy. What a pair of sexists. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody thing!
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Corporate Comic: May 2013
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them: “I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent.”. 8220;Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back. “I'm so tired of chardonnay.”. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Birmingham Press Club Blog.
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Corporate Comic: May 2012
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I’ve accidentally swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles – my next pooh could spell trouble! A Scottish soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana. He unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds – to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically. How much to repair it? 8221; the Scot asks the chemist. 8220;Just take a dee...
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Corporate Comic: April 2012
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen.". Husband texts back: "Pour some luke warm water over it.". Wife texts back: "Computer completely fuc#*d now.". A man and his wife were awakened at. By a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and discovers a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. Not a chance," says the husband. "It is three in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. Just some drunk guy asking for a push.". Did you help him? So, on t...
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Corporate Comic: December 2011
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A couple were shopping for presents in the Bullring on Christmas Eve and it was packed. Walking through the crowds the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was very upset because they had a lot to do. So she used her mobile phone to call and ask him where he was. Crying, his wife said: “Yes, I remember.”. He said: “Well, I'm in the bar right next to it.”. One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and dies. 8220;No," George said. "I don't think so...
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Corporate Comic: August 2012
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Earlier this week and while sitting in my study at home, catching up with some work, I heard very odd noises coming from the wardrobe in the room next door. I got up from my desk and cautiously opened the bedroom door. I looked towards the wardrobe, and sure enough the door was ajar. As I walked a little closer, I could see what looked like a very large cat's paw sticking out. Realising that the 'Essex Lion' may have migrated up to. What are you doing in my wardrobe", I asked. Due to a water shortage in.
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Corporate Comic: January 2013
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My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. She said, and then she got all excited, quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever. Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before. A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. Sir,” the boy replied. 8221; the manager asked.
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Corporate Comic: February 2013
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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Corporate Comic: June 2013
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Did you hear about the lady who went to the Doc for a check up? During the medical examination, the doctor says: “"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you girls into all kinds of trouble.". So she starts stripping but is interrupted by the doctor. Don't remove your clothes . just stick out your tongue! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Birmingham Press Club Blog.
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Corporate Comic: July 2012
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A bloke walks into a. Library and says to the prim librarian: “Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide? To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses. And says: “Fook off, ye'll no bring it back! A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. 8220;Quick,” said the woman to her lover. “Into the closet! 8220;Who are you?
