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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: March 2005
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. You do not know the stuff of nightmares until you've done surgery. You can see daylight streaming in from the abdominal cut. Closing up is pretty straightforward; the upper guy connects what's left of the colon to a permanent colostomy bag - no asshole anymore for you, sir! Posted by Albino Squirrel at 10:07 AM.
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: Hey, everybody! Watch the resident fuck up!
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. Watch the resident fuck up! Today was my first day as a resident. If I've talked to you recently, you probably know that I matched to Family Medicine (not quite Emergency, I know, I know.) here in Edmonton. If I haven't talked to you recently, we should chat, guy. That you feel right before you lose your cherry.
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: June 2004
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. Vegas, baby: how I got kicked out of Bellagio. However, some friends were going down to Vegas for a bachelor party, and I went. The bachelor didn’t, oddly enough, but we went anyhow. I’m still not sure how that worked out. We stayed, six to a room, in the Stratosphere Hotel. Posted by Albino Squirrel at 7:59 PM.
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: Things I hate
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. 1 1-in-4 call. 89 hours of work this week, whoo! 2 People who stand on the escalator. It. Is. Not. A. RIDE. PEOPLE. 3 Estonians. I'm an obscure bigot! Posted by Albino Squirrel at 5:51 PM. Oops i was refering to the great balls of fire post! View my complete profile. Links (in no particular order). Damn you, Seth!
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: December 2004
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. Thoughts on White Christmas (1954). In any event, I spent the evening of Christmas Day watching the 1954 classic. 1) Wow, how was it a surprise when Danny Kaye eventually came out of the closet? The man was flaming. Right, you don't want to get married because you're 'scared stiff.' Uh-huh. 6) Look, Rosemary Cloo...
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: April 2005
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. Cured by the power of ROCK. There's a new radio station in Edmonton, land of the historically mundane and soulless corporate tunesmiths. Radio Sonic. Had an epiphany on surgery on Thursday. During clinic I had four separate patients compliment my performance to the preceptor; afterwards he told me he might ge...
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: He can die after I've had my coffee
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. He can die after I've had my coffee. Also, I don't know why "report" never takes an article. It's always just "report," or "in report." Like it's a city. Report, Alberta, population 8 angry nurses. Which led to this conversation yesterday:. ME: Hey, could you -. NURSE 1: WE'RE IN REPORT. ME: I know, but -. Posted...
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: May 2004
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. The opening piece on the local 11 o'clock news was about a child's body, found inside a burned dumpster off Whyte Avenue (the only hip street in Edmonton). If it bleeds, it leads, I guess, although in this case there's not much bleeding to be done. What with the burning and all. In my ritual post-blackout rundown...
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: Been a while, I know
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. Been a while, I know. I'm briefly back home between interviews right now. Quick recap of the past few months:. 1 Pediatric subspecialty kind of boring. ICU stressful but interesting; I got to throw in a few central lines, which is always awesome. Family med OK. Emerg elective in Kingston went well. Ingredients: o...
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Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis: great balls of fire
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TEN, or Stevens-Johnson syndrome, is a sometimes fatal form of erythema multiforme presenting with a flulike prodrome, and characterized by systemic as well as more severe mucocutaneous lesions. Great balls of fire. Patient: Hi, doc. I've been ejaculating blood for the past week. Me: Sweet zombie Jesus. I mean, any other symptoms? Patient: Well, my left testicle has seemed really enlarged and sore lately. It is; twice the size of his left, in fact. Patient: Thanks, doc. If so I call dibs. :). Been a whil...
