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The Neighbors Will Hear: January 2012
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Monday, January 23, 2012. I'd been dating this guy (aka That Guy) for a little over a year, but that ended - not, as they say, with a bang but a whimper - late yesterday morning. I always figure there are two sure ways of getting over a guy: ice cream and other guys. I was out of ice cream, so I posted to craigslist. Haven't had any ice cream. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Yeah, sometimes I tweet. Dull Is the New Fabulous. View my complete profile.
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The Neighbors Will Hear: November 2011
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Sunday, November 13, 2011. On the bed stand was also a clue. Anyway, I don't really care if he has a live in girlfriend as long as she doesn't walk in on us (We can discuss another time whether a shriekingly angry girlfriend or one who wants to join in is more horrific.), and it was a fun hour to cap off the weekend's sex. The jury's still out on the final rating, but it's a good one. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Yeah, sometimes I tweet. Dull Is the New Fabulous.
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The Neighbors Will Hear: I Know This Much Is True
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Friday, September 13, 2013. I Know This Much Is True. You should never believe anything a man tells you. Sure, believe them. The new guy who wants your dick? I don't mean to sound cynical here. Most of these lies are harmless and they're either meant to make you feel better or just to spare the teller some level of embarrassment. Don't you spend a lot of time telling people what you think they want to hear? And don't you do it with generally good motives? In a way, I was a little...
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The Neighbors Will Hear: September 2013
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Wednesday, September 25, 2013. I am not bothering to change his name because I'm not sure it's his real name. It's the name I've given him in my iPhone, and I presume I had some reason for that, but that reason could have been an alias in an old email. I thought about asking him what his name is last night, but I decided not to. Sometimes it's better to think than to know. He excused himself to go to the bathroom, and I wasn't sure whether that was a legitimate need to urinate or...
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The Neighbors Will Hear: July 2011
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Thursday, July 28, 2011. Merely Stating the Obvious. Anyway, as I was wiping, I said, "So you're married, right? He looked nonplussed for a moment, but then regained equilibrium and said, "Yeah, how did you know? I just laughed for a second and then said, "Dude. You're from Germantown. You kiss well. You love getting fucked. You were wearing an ESPN t-shirt when you got here. You drove up in an SUV. I didn't have to be Sherlock to call that one.". Monday, July 25, 2011. Thursday,...
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That Tome of the Month: August 2009
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That Tome of the Month. I'm a writer who has always enjoyed doing close readings. Every month, I invite someone to join me in reading a book and discussing it via email. The complete email discussions are then posted here. This is not a blog for literary gossip or book reviews. Instead, it is a forum for genuine literary dialogue. (All swearing is strictly of the high-brow variety.). Saturday, August 29, 2009. By Miguel de Cervantes. Is it Don-licious, or does it put the "dull" in "Dulcinea"? Is about mu...
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The Neighbors Will Hear: May 2014
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Wednesday, May 14, 2014. 1 Some well-intentioned soul on the Internet signed up for a significant number of online hookup sites using one of my gmail accounts. The problem is that all of these sites appear to be dedicated to the procurement of opposite-gender action:. A little over two hours (! Wednesday, May 7, 2014. And I'm all, "Dude, you just did.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Yeah, sometimes I tweet. Dull Is the New Fabulous. View my complete profile.
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The Neighbors Will Hear: August 2014
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Monday, August 11, 2014. And maybe this is one of those times when I'm expected to say something sensitive or say nothing at all, but the thing that I can't keep myself from saying - could you? Is, "So, that collie made you his bitch. Literally.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Yeah, sometimes I tweet. Dull Is the New Fabulous. Everything I want you to know about me is in the blog. I like to pretend that I'm a man of mystery. View my complete profile.
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The Neighbors Will Hear: April 2015
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Tuesday, April 21, 2015. And then we didn't because stuff. Ok, more expositorily, I tried a few times to hook up with him again, and he wasn't available, and then when he was finally going to be available, a relative died, and then he stopped answering my text messages. So I forgot about him for a year. Then I heard from him again, and the same thing happened, except this time, his employer relocated him to New Jersey. My strategy appears to have worked. After a couple of mon...
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The Neighbors Will Hear: February 2012
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The Neighbors Will Hear. Wednesday, February 1, 2012. In Which TED Answers Your Question. A comment from my last post:. Do Asian guys normally have smaller cocks? As it happens, I'd like to answer that question. Unsurprisingly, however, I have more to say about it than that. First, let me start off by pointing you to this map. Until you see him in a Speedo. There are also the (significantly rarer, I believe) guys for whom a small cock is a prerequisite to lust. Hell no: you got ice cream! When you're tal...