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A Wall Street New Year's Greeting | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Wednesday, December 31, 2014. A Wall Street New Years Greeting. In the bustling New York metropolis. Of moguls, tycoons and monopolists. At the end of the year. The moment is here. For cynics to turn into optimists. It's time for us all to examine. The balance of love and of Mammon,. We pass through the door. Which after us soon will be slammin'. This year, may you find a new mission. To better the human condition,. Be so good as to raise.

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LinkedIn | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Monday, May 23, 2011. In the IPO pricing of LinkedIn,. Which doubled before one had blinked in,. Either banks ripped off clients,. Or it's more art than science;. It's a point which the truth's indistinct in. Between those who saw a successful issue. Creating investor excitement and those who objected that the deal was underpriced. And the company thereby deprived. Posted by Dr. Goose. May 25, 2011 at 1:23 AM. May 25, 2011 at 9:31 AM. A Link...

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Fed's Letter to Deutsche Bank | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Wednesday, July 23, 2014. Feds Letter to Deutsche Bank. In reviewing your earnings per annum,. We're less than impressed, and we pan 'em. The bank may have gains,. But this letter pertains. To the haphazard way that you ran 'em.". Posted by Dr. Goose. October 27, 2014 at 12:27 AM. Is best one and really awesome custom essay writing service providers. July 11, 2015 at 6:21 AM. If you own a website, you may be considering hiring someone to wri...

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March Productivity Madness | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Friday, March 21, 2014. Economists show the proclivity. Toward lamenting the lost productivity. When Americans cling,. From the first day of Spring,. To basketball bracket activity. At work we may go to extremes. Of collegiate basketball dreams,. And glance in our laps. At websites and apps. With brackets and video streams. Consultants engaged by the boss. To reckon the March Madness cost. Deduce from the gauges. Of hours and wages. Counters...

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Dimon's Congressional Testimony | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Wednesday, June 13, 2012. A high-ranking finance professional. Who was called to a hearing Congressional. To give his account. Of a massive amount. That was lost, made a searing confessional:. My Office of Risk Diminution. Found a newfangled hedging solution,. Which no one construed. Nor checked, nor reviewed,. Nor subjected to sound execution.". But in spite of my solemn admission. Which I make with humblest contrition). We are hiring vets.

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China's Slowing Growth | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Thursday, January 19, 2012. As the world isn't sure of withstanding. A slowdown in China's expanding,. The brightest and best. With predicting a hard or soft landing. The Hard guys are finding it troubling. That the property market is bubbling,. And China's growth race,. To equal the pace. Of construction, would have to be doubling. Say the Softies: there isn't just one way. Of averting a slump the yuan way;. While liquidity's free,. Said a ...

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Alternative Minimum Tax Blues | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Thursday, June 9, 2011. Alternative Minimum Tax Blues. Though intended to thwart something scandalous -. That those who have millions on hand do less -. On households more modest. In Boston, New York and Los Angeles. While watching Bloomberg TV, Dr. Goose listened to Veronique de Rugy. Such as Dr. Goose. Posted by Dr. Goose. June 12, 2011 at 3:42 AM. I stopped to congratulate you for yet another Honorable Mention in last weeks Limerick-Off!

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New Home Starts and Stops | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Friday, July 18, 2014. New Home Starts and Stops. Housing construction has had. A month that's exceedingly bad. And the drop may be due. Live at home with their Mother and Dad. The trouble of this generation. Finding jobs after their graduation. The stat that is called. The rate of new household formation. It's up to America's young. To climb on the opening rung;. From the nest you must fly. So the housing supply. Will not be so much overhung.

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The Real Deflategate | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Sunday, February 1, 2015. The Fed has intensely debated. When interest-rate hikes should be slated. Like a team I won't name,. They're playing the game. With balls that are underinflated. With a mandate to find the right measure. Of balancing jobs versus treasure,. They're Patriots all,. But the Hawks want the ball. To be at the usual pressure. The rate of the jobholding share. Is less than appears to be there,. As if it were tested. The eco...

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Piqued by Oil | Poems by Dr. Goose: Finance and Economics Humor, Satire - Limericks Économiques

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Humorous Poems on the Dismal Science of Economics by Dr. Goose. Tuesday, March 17, 2015. The price of petroleum's slacking. With all of that pumping and fracking. At a level so high,. While demand, at the same time, is lacking. One would think, from the low price of crude,. That the future has been misconstrued,. But there's finite supply. In the ground, which is why. When it's emptied, it can't be renewed. The price of oil continues to fall. This is the point at which it takes so much energy to extract ...