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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: March 2012

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012. I just have to say that the Kony 2012 campaign is total bullshit to the 5th and a 1/2 power. First off, why give a crap load of your hard earned welfare money away to some dude you don't even know? Not still 'AIDing' the starving children strapped with bazookas and grenades fighting in a war while they can't even count how many bullets they have left (do to lack of fingers and/or education). Talk about putting the "infant" back in "infantry". Jason Russell "Saves" children.

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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: Where The Wild Snorlaxs Are

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011. Where The Wild Snorlaxs Are. I recently acquired the rights to an entire YouTube account that will allow me to share the debauchery that truly is the average American YouTube hero. I didn't exactly acquire the rights per se, but it's a free country, and if that means sip a big gulp and badly spit out an interpretation of horrible songs, the show must go on with internet bullying at it's finest. I have never said that i can sing i do it because i love to,. I'm not a 100% sure h...

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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: Lyin' Ass Biatch

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011. Jimmy Fallon's house band "The Roots" played a variation of Fishbone's song "Lyin' Ass Bitch" as the intro to Michele Bachmann on Monday. That's right folks, the revolution HAS been televised. Let's get one thing straight here: DITS is not a political blog. Yes, it might be political satire at it's lamest of times, but when hilarious events of this magnitude take place, it needs to be publicized to the furthest extent. Power to the people. Uestlove ain't havin' none of that!

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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: Koney is Baloney

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012. I just have to say that the Kony 2012 campaign is total bullshit to the 5th and a 1/2 power. First off, why give a crap load of your hard earned welfare money away to some dude you don't even know? Not still 'AIDing' the starving children strapped with bazookas and grenades fighting in a war while they can't even count how many bullets they have left (do to lack of fingers and/or education). Talk about putting the "infant" back in "infantry". Jason Russell "Saves" children.

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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: Shit you do that makes me hate you.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012. Shit you do that makes me hate you. Yo Am I really going to have to always be that asshole that points out the severity and level of retardedness regarding the flaws associated with our own youth of today? If you have no idea what is being discussed, I'll give you the Cliff Notes of the previous paragraph. I fucking hate the shit that you do. The shit you do makes me hate you. 2 Bitches fake mustaches. Also, that nonsense on your finger that you draw to achieve the same effect?

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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: October 2011

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Friday, October 28, 2011. You know what else is bad, Above The Influence? False Advertising. Booooooom.burn notice! With the sheer number of bravos and audience applause's that are due, they are consequently back ordered for days for Above The Influence's potential effort of devastatingly spewing the 'correct' message to the awesome and almost awesome of all my friends and enemies. Let me get this straight: Barfing trophies, pictures of your bros and hos and autographs ISN'T cool? Sign me up, ho. Hal...

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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: January 2012

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012. Shit you do that makes me hate you. Yo Am I really going to have to always be that asshole that points out the severity and level of retardedness regarding the flaws associated with our own youth of today? If you have no idea what is being discussed, I'll give you the Cliff Notes of the previous paragraph. I fucking hate the shit that you do. The shit you do makes me hate you. 2 Bitches fake mustaches. Also, that nonsense on your finger that you draw to achieve the same effect?

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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: September 2011

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Monday, September 26, 2011. The Redefining Song (Of This Semester). BEEEEAAAANS HAAAAAS PREETTTYYYY PANTIEEEESSSS! Mark my words college and high school self-proclaimed hipsters. Long gone is Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros. I bring you, "GROUPLOVE - Colours" The new Indie hit of the semester, just a season shy of this summer. Complete with the irrelevant 'u' in 'coloUrs' when pertaining to the American version of our savagely claimed native language. Although, I would like to advise a replacement.

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Dude, I'm Totally Serious: Fear and Loathing in Barfsborough, USA

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011. Fear and Loathing in Barfsborough, USA. It's become a modern and common trait among the tight knit brotherhood of my fellow white people to constantly bitch. Don't really matter what, just bitchin' about bitchin'. But, you can not fail to notice that basically every single person absolutely fucking hates where they live. They consider their town of "Barfsborough, USA" to be the present day Hell as if they live in Sierra Leone or something. 5 pint of PBR? Some other town migh...