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April's Real Blog: August 2005
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Wednesday, August 31, 2005. Wow, thanx 2 all the peeps who have been checking in 2 make sure I'm OK. I can't believe all the voicemail, text messages, and e-mail I've gotten! I'm feeling much better 2day. If you'd been following the comments from my Monday post. You know abt the crazee dinner Beckers and I had w/Mary Worth. and how I thought I was eating chicken but it turned out it was HORSEMEAT! Yesterday morning I woke up fr. the worst nightmarez I think I've ever had, ever ever ever! As U know, I wuz...
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April's Real Blog: February 2006
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006. The Patterson "Pun" Program the Patterson "Sanctimonious" Program. Liz put up this post in last nite's comments:. After I told Gary that I would handle Paul's racial makeup in my own way, Gary said, "Speaking of that- your parents don't mind you dating a guy who's part Indian? I said, "No, why should they? And Gary said, "Well, some people object if their kids go out with someone of a different race.". I knew I even had the patented Patterson smug look on my face. The worst pa...
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April's Real Blog: June 2005
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Thursday, June 30, 2005. Well, I dunno what my folks an' Liz were yammerin' about while they were gawkin' at Becky an' me. They were too far away for me to hear, but I'm guessin' it was pretty lame an' foobish. Maybe someone who was closer to them can fill me in, in case they said anything worth hearing. Becks is lookin' good, doncha think? Becks'll probably fill you in with more deets in the comments. Mom sez this about me in hers:. Can you believe that? What's her damage, N E way? As you can see from m...
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April's Real Blog: December 2005
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Saturday, December 31, 2005. Or an afternoon of U vacuuming 2 B like an entire week? She was all, "Don't B such a Martian, April! I'm B-ing sentimental." So, I'm like, "OK, go on." and she was all, "Don't give me an attitude, yung laydee! I sed,"I'm not! I wanna hear the rest of yr story! She was like, "I don't like yr. I'm all, "Mom, really, I'm not trying 2 have a tone! She sed, "Oooh, I can't w8 2 read that! So, like, karaoke last nite was. Sorry abt yr being kicked out like that Alex! So, then, of co...
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April's Real Blog: March 2006
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Friday, March 31, 2006. Convo Bored Gramps Almost 2 Sleep. OK, B4 I tell U the next bit abt Gramps's b-day, I just wanna remind U that the April letterz fr. my fam R gonna go up soon! Yeah, I know, already. An' here we R still discussing Gramps's. B-day, which was March 21. Already 2morrow is gonna B my. So, like, whenev they do go up, I'll do my usual where I do a long post w/my comments on ea. one. So, party 2morrow! I turn 15, yo! Party starts @ 5, and it's gonna B cube. Becks told me she wants 2 ...
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April's Real Blog: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005. Tension" an' "Turning Points". Yeah, so we have this h'work assignment. I totally 4got 2 mention that we got it yesterday, when Ger an' I were still speaking 2 each other. Our English teacher, who, BTW, is. Laid this one on us, peeps:. OK, class, U have each chosen a novel from my list and I xpect most of U 2 have finished them. Yr outlines R due next wk. I want a summary, the predominant "theme".What was the writer trying 2 say? Where was the "tension"? So, like, the. Came ...
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April's Real Blog: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. Becks and Dunc have kinda sorta hooked up, and Jeremy's sore abt it. He sez I oughta B worried abt Ger, 2, and I don't wanna B. But Ger, Y didn't U ev. show up @ our lil jam session yesterday? Wednesday we have "take your kid 2 work day". My mom wanted me 2 come 2 the store, but my dad pointed out that she always has me. Doing her work for her. Helping out @ the store, so I shd spend the day @ his dental clinic. Dad won. Yay! Posted by April Patterson @ 7:25 AM. So now Becks has...
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April's Real Blog: July 2005
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Sunday, July 31, 2005. My Mom Hates Mosquitoes. OK, I know what u must be thinking. Who. But no one hates mosquitoes the way my mom hates them. U see, she has this almost psycho response to them. If she manages to crush the skeeter the death w/a quick swat, then okay, but if she doesn't? Man, you do NOT wanna be in our house. She freaks! Liz says that one of the best things about Aunt Bev is that she isn't Mom. Yup, I think she's got a point. Well, more news soon. . . . Posted by April Patterson @ 7:32 AM.
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April's Real Blog: January 2006
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006. On and on abt selling the bookstore. K, so this past Sunday nite, over bowls of warmed slop from a can labeled "food", Dad asked Mom, "So, what wd U do if U sold the bookstore? Mom sed, "Write, travel, spend more time with my dad and the grandchildren." Dad sed, "Umm.then what? Mom:" I don't know.Go thru all our photographs, clean out the basement, get rid of stuff." Dad: "And then? Hm Mom's whacked, eh? LOL, like Moira wd hire her! ROTFLMAO @ that one! Monday, January 30, 2006.
