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Lugh of the Long Arm: I'm naturally suspicious when someone calls to my passage-tomb
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Wednesday, 11 February 2009. I'm naturally suspicious when someone calls to my passage-tomb. Just in case I never told you before, I'm naturally suspicious of anyone who comes knocking on my front door. The fact that I live in a 5,000-year-old underground passage-tomb should, of course, result in fewer visitors than a normal, say, three-bed semi in a Dundalk housing estate. I'm the sort of fellow who does not normally welcome visitors. Especially because I've got a whole sleeping army of enchanted wa...
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Lugh of the Long Arm: April 2009
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Thursday, 16 April 2009. Two-faced, bare-faced cheek. By the boiling blood of the Fomorians, what the hell is this kamikaze government of ours going to do next? Introduce a tax on sex? Just this morning I tuned into the airwaves. It’s a magic talent I have, as a Tuatha De Danann god, whereby I don’t actually need a radio. Bet you’re all jealous, eh? But anyhow, to the point. It’s the dirtiest of slimey slimeball trickery-snickery tactics I’ve seen in a long time. And, having been around f...Punish them, ...
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Lugh of the Long Arm: Two proper nouns sum up heroism and cheer
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Friday, 6 February 2009. Two proper nouns sum up heroism and cheer. There are two words, or rather proper nouns, which appeared in international headlines in January which momentarily lifted us out of the gloom of global recession. They are proper nouns associated with a good news story, one of just a scarce few to come our way during the dark post-Christmas days when bad news was all over the place. What are these two proper nouns I speak of? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). For the best news website...
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Lugh of the Long Arm: Two-faced, bare-faced cheek
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Thursday, 16 April 2009. Two-faced, bare-faced cheek. By the boiling blood of the Fomorians, what the hell is this kamikaze government of ours going to do next? Introduce a tax on sex? Just this morning I tuned into the airwaves. It’s a magic talent I have, as a Tuatha De Danann god, whereby I don’t actually need a radio. Bet you’re all jealous, eh? But anyhow, to the point. It’s the dirtiest of slimey slimeball trickery-snickery tactics I’ve seen in a long time. And, having been around f...Punish them, ...
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Lugh of the Long Arm: What's ten percent of ten percent ?
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Monday, 2 March 2009. What's ten percent of ten percent? People all over Ireland were jumping up and down and whooping with delight recently when Bord Gais announced it would "enter" the electricity market with lower prices than the ESB. Now I have a choice to make. Do I stay with ESB with their 10% reduction, or do I go ahead and change over to Bord Gáis? Well, they'd better do so. Otherwise I'll unleash the seven plagues of the Badb on every one of them. Mmmmm, Eva Longoria . . . . . Visit the Dundalk ...
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Lugh of the Long Arm: Fianna Failure - no we can't
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Thursday, 9 April 2009. Fianna Failure - no we can't. I can’t quite explain all my feelings on this week’s emergency budget, but I could attempt to sum it up in a couple of words:. 8220;FECK YE ALL YE SHOWER OF GOBSHEENS”. Even better, I’ll run for election myself. My platform will be this: jobs and peace of mind for all. I’ll be the Irish Obama, except I’m more transparent than him. Oh, I don’t mean metaphorically, I mean literally. I’m a spectre, remember? Here is my election Manifesto:. The opinions e...
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Lugh of the Long Arm: Snow in Dundalk, at last
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Monday, 9 February 2009. Snow in Dundalk, at last. At last the snow came to Dundalk. Just when it seemed the whole country was going to be covered in white with the exception of our fine town, along came the snow in sufficient enough amounts to allow the kids have a ball, if you pardon the pun. The snow usually misses Dundalk, even if the rest of Ireland is at a complete standstill in blizzard conditions. Labels: Show weather cold spell blizzard Dundalk. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Dundalk Democr...
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Lugh of the Long Arm: Dun Dealgan versus Droichead Atha
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Friday, 20 March 2009. Dun Dealgan versus Droichead Atha. Well well well, if it ain't the big derby between Dundawk and the Drogs. I've been asked many times this week to state my loyalties on this issue. Who am I for? Who do I want to win? Well, as a Louth man, or should I say, a Louth "deity", I would be very happy with an outcome which saw a Louth team winning. Take from that what you will. Labels: Dundalk FC Drogheda United Oriel Park big match local derby premier division football soccer win.
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Lugh of the Long Arm: March 2009
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Friday, 20 March 2009. Dun Dealgan versus Droichead Atha. Well well well, if it ain't the big derby between Dundawk and the Drogs. I've been asked many times this week to state my loyalties on this issue. Who am I for? Who do I want to win? Well, as a Louth man, or should I say, a Louth "deity", I would be very happy with an outcome which saw a Louth team winning. Take from that what you will. Labels: Dundalk FC Drogheda United Oriel Park big match local derby premier division football soccer win. Try to...
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Lugh of the Long Arm: February 2009
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Wednesday, 11 February 2009. I'm naturally suspicious when someone calls to my passage-tomb. Just in case I never told you before, I'm naturally suspicious of anyone who comes knocking on my front door. The fact that I live in a 5,000-year-old underground passage-tomb should, of course, result in fewer visitors than a normal, say, three-bed semi in a Dundalk housing estate. I'm the sort of fellow who does not normally welcome visitors. Especially because I've got a whole sleeping army of enchanted wa...
