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HolyJuan: Hobo Egg
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Here at the HolyJuan house, the only way to get our kids to eat eggs is to make Hobo Eggs for them. I'm sure it's because it is cool looking and interactive. Here's how we do it:. Grab a slice of bread and put it on a plate:. Butter it, one side only. If you try to butter both sides, you'll get most the butter sticking to the plate. Just butter one side. The glass down through the bread to create a tiny bread circle:. Now, go back in time and put your frying pan on the stove on medium heat. Good! Subscri...
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HolyJuan: Young Jesus Plays With His Food
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Young Jesus Plays With His Food. Making fun of Jesus is not very holy, Juan. Not being able to take a joke isnt very human Capt Schmoe. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Feed Me then E-mail Me or Catch me on Twitter. Automatically be entertained via my RSS feed! E-mail me at holyjuan@gmail.com. Do you like t-shirts? Follow me on Twitter: @holyjuan. I cheat. I lie. I steal. I malign. You dont know me. You dont need me. You cant have me. You see through me. View my complete profile. AmyD is one cool chick.
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HolyJuan: I Got My Hair Cut at the Black Barber Shop
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I Got My Hair Cut at the Black Barber Shop. I couldn’t be much whiter. For example, I get my hair cut at Great Clips. For another, I do my best to pretend that I’m not the least bit racist. We walked in and immediately noticed the lack of whiteness. The barber was black. The customer in the chair was black. The guy hanging out and reading a magazine in the other barber chair was black. We were getting paler by the second. Holy shit if cutting black guy’s hair doesn’t take forever. The bar...At one point ...
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HolyJuan: 10 Attributes of Really Lazy People
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10 Attributes of Really Lazy People. 1 Inability to put forth the effort required to complete any task. This made my day. It took a second or two to get it but once the penny dropped, I had a broad smile. Thank You. This sounds like me and all my friends. Haha, thank you for making my day. This is quite an accurate description! I have 3 points to make:. 1 The post is smart. Yea but what about the other nine. Another cup of coffee please. Blimey i need a lie down now! Can I PLEASE have a T-shirt of this?
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Blogger?! I don't even KNOW her!: Movin' On Up!
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I don't even KNOW her! The trials, travails, and tribulations of Dustin Heveron and his Quest for.something. Tuesday, October 27, 2009. Hey, if you still check this blog, you are uncool. Because several months ago I moved to a newer, younger, hotter, better and more sexually-active blogsite here. If you can't do links, the full web address of my new blog is:. Http:/ dustincharles.wordpress.com/. Http:/ dustincharles.wordpress.com. Your blog keeps getting better and better! January 5, 2010 at 12:31 PM.
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HolyJuan: My coffee at work
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My coffee at work. Top off with more ice. After three of these I vibrate until about 2:00 am. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Feed Me then E-mail Me or Catch me on Twitter. Automatically be entertained via my RSS feed! E-mail me at holyjuan@gmail.com. Do you like t-shirts? Follow me on Twitter: @holyjuan. I cheat. I lie. I steal. I malign. You dont know me. You dont need me. You cant have me. You see through me. We should talk. We should meet. We would laugh. Then Id leave. View my complete profile.
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HolyJuan: March 2015
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Hi, anyone sitting here? I’ve seen you here at the St. James a couple of times. Oh yeah, you were playing pool? You… you noticed me? No It’s just that there’s a pretty good chance that anyone coming here was or is going to play pool. I can’t help but see that you have a pineapple strapped to your chest. Well, it’s a small pineapple. Smaller than normal. His name is Charles, but I call him Charlie. Do you carry it in case of a fruity drink emergency? Is it some kind of Japanese fashion trend? When you wat...
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HolyJuan: How to Use the Automatic Soap Dispenser
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How to Use the Automatic Soap Dispenser. Its funny because its true! Ill squirt in the basin. Isnt that right ladies? I think the solution should be getting both your hands under dispenser.One in normal distance and other below that.Then give hope and remove the upper hand.Soap should fall in the lower hand :P. Its still funny that to use an automatic dispenser you would need both hands. the mechanical old soap dispenser worked perfectly with one hand. The best soap dispensers manual in the world. Damn, ...
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HolyJuan: September 2014
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Here at the HolyJuan house, the only way to get our kids to eat eggs is to make Hobo Eggs for them. I'm sure it's because it is cool looking and interactive. Here's how we do it:. Grab a slice of bread and put it on a plate:. Butter it, one side only. If you try to butter both sides, you'll get most the butter sticking to the plate. Just butter one side. The glass down through the bread to create a tiny bread circle:. Now, go back in time and put your frying pan on the stove on medium heat. Good! The bac...
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