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NinjaDad: whEr iss niNjaDad!
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008. Srry pplez i gon so longg. iv bn tring 4 fiv month 2 lrn to blog wth only the pwer of my mind. Bloging wit only pwer of ur brain is. Posted by NinjaDad at 8:44 PM. Small Finch Dying Says. Follow me on Twitter. You are too slow. Haiku Saturday: Great Ninja Joke. Crap I didnt Quite Know 10,000 Times Better Than . I used to be cool. Robert James Hoffman III.
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NinjaDad: March 2007
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Wednesday, March 07, 2007. Rolls into heaven. Bumps into Buddha, Ghandi and Jimi Hendrix. Baby D asks who they are. They recount their tales of life on earth. Baby D is amazed. The guys ask Baby D about his life on earth. Baby D tells them that he had a life in which each and every day, he knew only love. Enough love for a lifetime. The boys smile, and are amazed. Posted by NinjaDad at 2:21 PM. Small Finch Dying Says. Follow me on Twitter. You are too slow. You Can Do It. Haiku Saturday: Great Ninja Joke.
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Tid Bits and Dingle Berries: July 2007
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Tid Bits and Dingle Berries. The world according to the most boring person in the world. Monday, July 23, 2007. Follow You, Follow Me [Genesis]. Stay with me, My love. Right here by my side if ever I need you. In your arms,. I feel so safe and so secure. Everyday is such a perfect day to spend. I will follow you will you follow me. All the days and nights that we know will be. I will stay with you will you stay with me. Just one single tear in each passing year. With the dark,. Close at hand, oh. Band ca...
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NinjaDad: You Deserve Better
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009. Sorry little man. I am really sorry. I blame you really. As you know this place is a repository for all of my NinjaDad knowledge to be saved and deposited for your future reference when I am dead which I thought was going to be really soon since in my old age of 30something human years I am sure something is going to kill me and leave you orphaned. Well I am going to be honest with you. I have not updated my repository of Ninja Knowledge aka NinjaDad.com because. There is muc...
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NinjaDad: November 2006
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006. Bright Lights Big Warrior. Don't take any wooden nickels. Do you know whattheNinja this means? Nor do I. But as Ninja sometimes you have to use common sense. Be careful about lending your trust too easily. For example when answering the following ad:. Models needed for Warrior campaign. Must embody the following character traits: Noble, Toughness, Wisdom. Must be comfortable holding a sword. Title of photographic piece will be: ".holding a sword". Posted by NinjaDad at 10:08 PM.
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NinjaDad: February 2007
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Saturday, February 17, 2007. A good mobile does not make. Unless you're my son. Posted by NinjaDad at 9:42 PM. Small Finch Dying Says. Follow me on Twitter. You are too slow. You Can Do It. Haiku Saturday: Great Ninja Joke. Crap I didnt Quite Know 10,000 Times Better Than . Robert James Hoffman III.
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NinjaDad: Crap I didn't Quite Know 10,000 Times Better Than a Normal Man #1 out of probably 5 or 6 tops
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Monday, August 27, 2007. Crap I didn't Quite Know 10,000 Times Better Than a Normal Man #1 out of probably 5 or 6 tops. There are things in this world that you know about through words or tales or history or dreams or imagination or fortune cookie fortunes and yet until you hold it in your mouth, you know nothing. I thought I knew how to kill a Siberian Muskateet with a blade of grass and three peanut skins. I thought wrong. I thought I knew how to find Carmen San Diego. She's not real. There were days t...
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NinjaDad: Day By Numbers
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Friday, July 13, 2007. Wow Sometimes being a single NinjaDad is hard. I mean where did all the time go? Here’s a typical day. 1 Wake up, kill somebody. 6 Go get breakfast (the kid is loving hotdogs these days). 8 Pay for hotdogs. 9 Go to park. 10 Remind NinjaSon, NO STABBING! 11 Give first of 39 timeouts for stabbing. 12 Answer other parents questions in park, try to positively represent the Ninja-American community. 14 Look for NinjaSon again. 18 Timeout: No Climbing buildings! 21 Still no luck. 48 Cont...
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NinjaDad: Death of Batman
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009. OK One day, when I am dead, you will be reading this and I will do a little dance from beyond the grave when you read once and for all in the undeniable truth of this repository of all NinjaDad knowledge the following. THERE IS NO REAL BATMAN. This sentence should ring familiar a distant childhood memory of the years and years in which I told you day after day after day that THERE IS NO REAL BATMAN. And then you want him to fight me. Daddy, Batman, FIGHT! Remember, Batman doesn...
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