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Disparate Housewives: He is That Guy
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Same shit, different wives. Wednesday, August 23, 2006. He is That Guy. Well, this is my somewhat inaugaral post. The first that I'm putting up myself instead of getting Penelope to do it for me. The husband, Packrat. Felt I would feel truly at home on this blog and he's quite right. And I'm posting it because, really, the guy I married, even though he annoys the heck out of me at times and ignores me. So here's an ode to him. You are the boy who grew up to play games every week with fellow boys. You are...
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I Wish I Knew: August 2006
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I Wish I Knew. Wednesday, August 30, 2006. I finally have a chance to sit down and breathe, so I thought that I would get around to making the post that I said I would make two days ago. Yes, I got the job. While I am very happy about it (believe me, I am), it has caused all number of complications. And I am going to take the job, so I know I am going to be moving to the United States around September 15. Now, to the complications:. 1 Quitting my job. 2 Selling my apartment. So for all of these reasons a...
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I Wish I Knew: October 2006
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I Wish I Knew. Saturday, October 28, 2006. Well, when you hit rock bottom, there is no further that you can fall, right? This month has been a.disaster, to put it lightly. I have watched as my life fell apart around me, and am, at present, unemployed, struggling to pay my bills, and trying to nip a fledgling addiction in the bud before it takes over my life. But there is nowhere to go but up. Or at least I pray that that is the truth. Posted by alessandro @ 4:43 PM. New York, United States.
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I Wish I Knew: July 2006
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I Wish I Knew. Monday, July 31, 2006. I have been up drinking most of the night which is arguably not the best idea when I have to be at work in 2 hours (and have to drive in 1), but there has been a lot on my mind. Yes, I know that alcohol will not solve my problems and I do not expect it to. It is just good for a night when I am unspeakably aware of how lonely I feel. He invited me back to his apartment, he said to convince me why I should stay. Posted by alessandro @ 10:52 PM. Sunday, July 30, 2006.
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Disparate Housewives: I'm not even the First Wife
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Same shit, different wives. Wednesday, August 16, 2006. I'm not even the First Wife. This afternoon, I turn round to ask Packrat. Something. Then I walk out of the room. When I come back, he's still talking. I look around puzzled, there's no one else in the room, who is he talking to? Me: Who are you talking to? Me: But I wasn't in the room. Me: You mean you thought I was in the room, even though I stood up and walked out of the room? Me: So you didn't even know that I was gone? And also how my being an ...
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Disparate Housewives: My husband, Miss Universe.
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Same shit, different wives. Wednesday, August 30, 2006. My husband, Miss Universe. She walked into the spare room to find him pulling out clothes from their dry cleaning bags. What in the world are you doing? She demanded to know. Getting out my suit." he replied with his head still stuck in the cupboard. But these are our formal clothes. Hey.that's your wedding suit! She exclaimed with realisation dawning on her slowly. Yup, I'm wearing it tonight! But it's not your wedding! Posted by Ondine at 5:21 PM.
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Disparate Housewives: Mom and the President
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Same shit, different wives. Tuesday, August 22, 2006. Mom and the President. Three major events struck me yesterday. Mom called to ask me to plan her vacation in Europe, which she intends to take after attending our wedding there. The thing is, when mom ASKS, she isn't really asking. She's demanding in a passive-aggressive fashion, as most mothers are wont to do. What she's REALLY saying is this. Ya Major panic. Again. So to the second event. 2 PRESIDENT BUSH HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE ON UN RESOLUTION.
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Disparate Housewives: My Husband, Capitaine Caveman.
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Same shit, different wives. Friday, September 01, 2006. My Husband, Capitaine Caveman. Of all the Frenchmen ooh-la-laing the world with their sexy accents, their baguettes, their eau de parfums, and their reputation for immaculate taste in attiring themselves, I pick the one Frenchman completely oblivious to the fine art of dressing up, AND down, properly. That was 2 years ago. And since then, there have been improvements. And there it was. The faded. Grey Hard Rock Cafe Bali t-shirt. His occasion. M...
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Disparate Housewives: happy family
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Same shit, different wives. Monday, October 09, 2006. Apologies for the dry spell. I've been away for some time and as you would have it, September was a month for everyone here to get cracking at playing wife, teacher, friend, mother, candlestick maker. But let's hope that we'll see a rebirth of the blog this fall. Diva, just contact me or direct any questions you have to the chatbox on the left here, and one (or all) of us will help address them. Welcome to Disparate Housewives! He is That Guy. This is...