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Power-Stache: February 2011
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Sunday, February 27, 2011. Basketball legend, Wilt Chamberlain, had legendary facial hair. And because he had a way with the hair follicles, he naturally had a way with the ladies. And his afro is lovely. His afroified goatee could be trimmed a bit, but it has great shape. I guess when you commit to an afro, you have to go all the way. I can't commit to anything so I wouldn't know. Posted by The FlavOr SavOrs. Friday, February 25, 2011. Right now do I? As a comedic actor, with good. What an asshole. ...
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Power-Stache: April 2013
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Friday, April 26, 2013. Brett Keisel's Beard, Take 2. During my absence, Brett Keisel shaved his iconic beard. It's okay since it was for charity, but Brett - never again. I'm serious. Here is what he looks like sans-glory:. And with the beard as the world was meant to be:. I don't know why his beard isn't the biggest deal on the internet. It's pretty much the biggest deal in my life - I MEAN FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LUSH FACIAL HAIR. I'm certain it feels like chinchilla fur. Posted by The FlavOr SavOrs.
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Power-Stache: May 2013
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Sunday, May 26, 2013. Give the nerds a little respect! But it turns out its all Hollywood magic (for some). Practically the biggest geek ever. Well, turns out he's a hottie (with possibly the nicest ginger beard ever, I might add). And his awesome brother, Napoleon Dynamite? I realize not everyone gets off on the mouth-breathing, wire-rimmed glasses and jew fro look like I do]. Yeah, totally hottie too. What a fucking stache! He does make an adorable nerd though. And my favorite nerd of all time? Hot, if...
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Power-Stache: UTOPIA
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013. So its summer time again. If you forgot how I felt about summer, please reread my ' Ode to Summer. I don't like it when its humid, and I don't like being in air conditioning. And I DO NOT like shorts - THE DEVIL'S CLOTHING I TELL YOU! Long story short, I was uncomfortable (when am I not? 1st world problems…) and was thinking about all the things I would change to make my personal Utopia. Rule #1 - No pants. Rule #2 - Beards. Rule #3 - *TITTIES*. What a radical idea! Men Just can...
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Power-Stache: Sorority girl rant on head-straps
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Friday, May 3, 2013. Sorority girl rant on head-straps. Some things I will never understand. Example A: what is the motivation to grow a full head-strap? Some men still think it is acceptable to grow a chin-strap (here's a clue: it's not. And some of those fools think its okay to grow a strap all around your head so it looks like your breaching your mom's bushy vagina. THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY. You all need Jesus. THE FUCK is wrong with you? That's enough of the internet for today. I have a special place...
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Power-Stache: June 2011
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Friday, June 24, 2011. The Value of Beard-Care. Enjoy my would-be fan mail to John Paul Dejoria:. Your beard is IDEAL at worst - so choice! I applaud you for demonstrating to men (and women) everywhere that good haircare is necessary. And I see here that you are advertising for Patrón - so classy! Although I am sortof obsessed (especially because it has a bee for its emblem - I mean who does that? I am very happy for you that you are no longer homeless (what a fucking backhanded complement, no? He's even...
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Power-Stache: July 2011
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Friday, July 22, 2011. Art Is Greater Than (Or Equal To) Dead Bunnies. So not sure if you all noticed or not, but I'm really not into the 'lets draw moustaches on sidewalks/shape post-it notes/hang them on your wall' kind of person. It really loses the magic of the moustache, because all you get is a shape, and you lose the. 4Dness of it which is so special. [2D = shape; 3D = moustache; 4D = moustache and gentleman. get it now kids? But here is something I can get into: art on moustaches. Them I was fres...
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Power-Stache: November 2010
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Sunday, November 28, 2010. I apologize for yet another hockey post, but hockey has jumped all over Movember, its just so hard to resist. The Flyers creamed Minnesota this week, but Minnesota looked better than Philadelphia did. I applaud anyone who can lose in style! Brent Burns by far has the best 'stache on the team. He looks like a fucking creep, but its actually not the moustache's fault! I will never get over the novelty of it. Movember is almost over! Posted by The FlavOr SavOrs. The only thing tha...
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Power-Stache: April 2011
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Friday, April 29, 2011. The Royal Wedding Moustache. Everyone and their mother (especially their mother) watched the royal wedding today. And although dull as weddings go (I find all weddings to be dull; I'm positive that both bride and groom also feel this way because if you watched them, you'd think they were serving detention at how inattentive they are during the ceremony). We all know that the best part is the reception because its post-pictures and the food (and drinks! Posted by The FlavOr SavOrs.
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Power-Stache: May 2011
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Friday, May 27, 2011. When I saw this picture I realized that I have nothing to live for. Blue Oyster Cult, as seen above, was living, breathing 70s. What human that has reached puberty does not want to grab a fist full of that chest hair? I would have made the worst groupie and likely have been kicked out by not hiding my preference for those heads of hair over the sub-par looking gentlemen beneath them. The 70s are dead, and as hard as I might try, they are never coming back. Posted by The FlavOr SavOrs.