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INASTANTE: December 2007
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Seguidores de este blog. No hay instante que no pueda ser el agua del paraiso. No hay un instante que no esté cargado como un arma.". Entrevista a Andrea Obregón, ilustradora de nuestro libro de hadas "Dusty Wings". STUCK IN CONCLUSION BY JARED/HILRANT. Buenos días (de hace unos pocos). FROILIUBA, paseos por la vida. Akane ojitos de madera. Llegó la navidad.árboles en patchwork. Amanece que no es poco. Desde este lado del Cristal. 191;No es la vida bajo el sol un mero sueño? View my complete profile.
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Ride The Mustache: August 2009
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Thursday, August 27, 2009. MORE LESSONS IN SCISSORING. Some ladies need to a few sessions of wrestling to get into the act. This is to be celebrated and supported, providing you establish some easily recognizable "safe words" and plenty of lotion. Watching the wheels,. Tuesday, August 25, 2009. SCISSORING: A BATTLE OF BUMPING. I happen to be very popular with the lesbian community. I didn't ask for the honor, but accept it willingly. Everybody needs a voice. They chose me homes, deal with it. But every o...
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Ride The Mustache: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009. THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER. Monday, September 21, 2009. THE MAGIC OF MOTHER NATURE. Can there be anything as noble and endearing as a mother and child locked in a Darwinian pose. Ah nature! Now, if the mama happens to be hot, shouldn't we support breast feeding in public? Not only public, but how about a celeb show featuring sweet nips and the best feeding tables? Talking turkey with Moms and their giggle bits for a half hour? I'm for Moms,. Friday, September 11, 2009. I'm a...
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Ride The Mustache: April 2009
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. My Swine Stache Mask hit the market today in Mexico bitches! Working on a mask that prevents getting The Clap in your eyes, although I must say, not being down there in the first place is the only sure fire way not to get clam-eyed. What I Was Doing in the 90s. I did just that.in Thailand. I started a midget boy band called The Wee Pints. Rumors that we lifted melodies and dance routines from Menudo are COMPLETELY FALSE. Fuck those ass cakes! Wednesday, April 29, 2009. Anyhow, S...
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Ride The Mustache: THE DANGERS OF DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
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Monday, November 2, 2009. THE DANGERS OF DUNGEONS and DRAGONS. I care about us,. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Im a kick-ass mustache. I made Hall and Oates famous. Yeah, I get high. Yeah, I know your girlfriend. Do I write hits? View my complete profile. JOIN UP HERE HOOKER. THE CROWN PRINCE OF ROCK N' SOUL. 1000 MILES OF LIFE. HALL and OATES and J-STACHE. H TO THE IZZO. BANDS I FOUND BEFORE YOU BITCH. OF RAMBLE and RUIN. THE SMARTEST SHIT EVER. PEOPLE WHO OWE ME $ $. Aquarium Drunkard: Music Blog.
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Ride The Mustache: STEVEN TYLER IS THE RAINBOW...AGAIN!!!!
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009. STEVEN TYLER IS THE RAINBOW.AGAIN! Your welcome bitches. I just put AMERICA'S-MOST-BAD-ASSED-PANTY-DROPPINIST-COLD-SMACKING-FOOLS-WORD-UP-MOFUCKY band in all the land back together. Yes. J-Stache, once again, not only starting the fire but smoking the bacon that saves your breakfast. All it took was a few sips of my special sauce and Steven was The Rainbow again. I expect my Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame nod imminently. Back in that saddle suckas,. View my complete profile.
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Ride The Mustache: HEY BANKER CHICKS! FLASH ME SOME LADY LUMPS!
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Friday, March 12, 2010. FLASH ME SOME LADY LUMPS! I was totally in the Wall Street Journal today. And not like last time, where those savage bastards profiled the demise of my experimental fertilizer company after a small methane accident. This time, I'm all inked up over making Oates famous for like the 300th time. HEY OATES! No box of chocolate? Anyway, check my shit out bitches! WALL STREET JOURNAL PIMPAGE. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. JOIN UP HERE HOOKER. H TO THE IZZO.
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Ride The Mustache: July 2009
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. MY NEW ADDICTION: TICKLING. Pounding sand in my pajamas,. Tuesday, July 28, 2009. NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND. Let this be a warning to you all.casting calls for lady dancers on the internet has its risks. Dazed in the jiggle,. Monday, July 27, 2009. WEED BIRTHS THE J-STACHE DANCERS. I have received several emails from beautiful, young, eager ladies over the last couple of days. And this is as it should be. After all, I'm famous. But not just any dance troupe.The J-Stache Dancers!
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Ride The Mustache: Yes I'm out of the joint
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Thursday, January 28, 2010. Yes I'm out of the joint. Yes It's true. I was arrested for dumping out in P.Diddy's cornflakes at the SLS Hotel in LA around Christmas. Yes, I now know what a Columbian Plate Job is. Yes, you don't want to know. Chino is a motherfucker for sure. I am back. I have several big swinging dick announcements to make that will definitely smash on your grill. Stay tuned. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. JOIN UP HERE HOOKER. THE CROWN PRINCE OF ROCK N' SOUL.
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Ride The Mustache: June 2009
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Monday, June 29, 2009. You may think the only way for Billy Mays to put out that kind of energy about a cleaning product would be for him to be tweaked out of his brains on meth. You are most likely right. I loathe the notion of tipping a cap to a dye-bearded dude, but watching Billy late night full tilt on mushrooms really kicked the whole trip into a new time-space locality. Now I'm left with that Slap Chop quiff.didn't he get irons clapped on him for hookery? Nice trip Billy, rest easy. 1 to a cot.
