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Dead Rooster Survives Bug Attack on Universal Mummy Coaster | DeadRooster.com
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Best of Dead Rooster. Dead Rooster Survives Bug Attack on Universal Mummy Coaster. On November 13, 2008. I’m not a big fan of rollercoasters; I will ride one if I have to but only under dire circumstances such as when the amusement park is burning down and it’s the only way to get out alive. She repeated this enough times that I finally had to say, Stop with the bugs! And insist that we go on the stupid Mummy Ride so we can get on with our lives! In the Egyptian part of the tour, the tram which, by the w...
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Best of Dead Rooster. Born to be Bobby: Showtime Comic Bobby Slayton Ruffles Feathers with 1-Hour Stand-up Comedy Special. On March 2, 2010. OK, let’s all just simmer down a little — this is Bobby Slayton we’re talking about here… if you were so easily offended, you shouldn’t have watched his hilarious 1-hour comedy special premiering this week on Showtime. Premieres March 4th, 9/8c). 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time. Here’s a taste of what you’ll see on March 4th:. Thanks for the laughs, Bobby! During...
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Dead Rooster: Confessions of a Dot Com Trillionaire | DeadRooster.com
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Best of Dead Rooster. Dead Rooster: Confessions of a Dot Com Trillionaire. On August 29, 2009. I make so much money online that I often just sit around the Dead Rooster Mansion puffing on Tiparillos which I carelessly light-up with actual Mexican currency totaling as much as 100 Pesos! I know what you’re thinking:. Hey, William, you may be way more interesting than that Dos equis guy. Well, I…. Maybe if you stopped thinking so loudly, I could explain! The Trillionare’s Handbook. The first thing you will ...
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Dear Mr. Blog Spammer… | DeadRooster.com
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Best of Dead Rooster. Dear Mr. Blog Spammer…. On March 27, 2014. Dear Mr. Blog Spammer,. Today you put in a lot of time and effort leaving your droppings all over my blog. I hope it didn’t take too long because none of them will ever see the light of day, not even for a split second. Here’s why:. You’ve got a lot to learn about blog spamming. Shoot… you’re probably going to get banned from leaving comments on all WordPress blogs before the day is out! Isn’t that neat! I suppose you think I’m pickin...
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How to get in the Mood to Write | DeadRooster.com
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Best of Dead Rooster. How to get in the Mood to Write. On July 29, 2008. Photo credit: guy.p. I have discovered the secret to getting yourself in the mood to write, and, surprisingly, it has absolutely nothing to do with magic mushrooms. OK, let’s get started. Write Is a Verb: Sit Down, Start Writing, No Excuses. The book is written by a fellow named, Bill O’Hanlon, a psychotherapist turned writing coach that, in the book, not only examines the reasons writers put off writing, but also, as indicated on t...
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It's 2010 and I'm in Love With a Calculator From 1984 | DeadRooster.com
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Best of Dead Rooster. It’s 2010 and I’m in Love With a Calculator From 1984. On January 1, 2010. In 1982 Arthur C. Clarke published a novel called,. Which was made into a film in 1984. With the shortened title. Which was a sequel to his 1968 novel. 2001: A Space Odyssey. Which was really just a novelization of the Stanley Kubric film. 2001: A Space Odyssey. Which — I know this is getting confusing — was based on Clarke’s short story. The year we make contact. Which, after seeing other movies such as.
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Be on the Lookout for Anthropomorphic Boogers | DeadRooster.com
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Best of Dead Rooster. Be on the Lookout for Anthropomorphic Boogers. On July 19, 2011. Me writing fiction on-the-fly circa. 1989. I know what you’re thinking:. Hey, William, your writing skills are superior to that of most lower forms of primate, maybe even moderately-trained chimpanzees, so why don’t you try to write a novel? The answer is simple: I suck at writing fiction. You can’t have Santa Claus breaking his colostomy bag! What if kids read this? Here’s another synopsis from a much more sophi...
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Best of Dead Rooster. Best of Dead Rooster. Here is a list of links to the most popular articles at Dead Rooster dot com. The list is dynamic and changes as stories become more popular. They are arranged from the top down according to interest. Enjoy! Volcano Tacos Discontinued: Facing Life Without Lava Sauce. The Spastic Dance of the Black Widow Spider Slayer. Dead Rooster’s Sure Fire Method for Seducing Women. Good and Plenty Candies: The Nightmare Continues. The Scent of a Rooster. Follow me on twitter.
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Tweetings From 3000 Feet | DeadRooster.com
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Best of Dead Rooster. Tweetings From 3000 Feet. On November 12, 2009. The main reason I got an iPhone—aside from the fact that my previous RAZR phone had reception equal to that of a 1960’s short-wave radio (“Come-in Tokyo! 8221;)—was so I could keep connected to the internet and my billions of fans no matter where I was or what I was doing. Usually, it’s Roeland. Although most of my tweets were of the simple “Hello from 2,500 feet! Nope In this particular photo I looked like a liquor store panhandler.