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The Unctuous Id: February 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! A short play with tall ambitions! Lauren Gerson = L. Kristen Trad = K. T: My butt hurts. L: Is it from all the fat? T: No, it’s from the muscle. K: Is it from all the stupid? It’s from the muscle! L: Yeah, whatEVER! K: Lauren, Lauren. I just want to say, I agree with you that its probably the poo poo in his butt that makes it hurt. L: A Baby’s arsE? L: Yeah,...
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The Unctuous Id: May 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! A Comment That I Wish I Would Receive. Great blog, love the comments! Posted by X at 10:39 AM. A Witchhunter at the Salem Witch Trial's Top Ten Songs By Queen. 1 We Will Stone You. Posted by X at 1:35 PM. NOODLE BIB DOT COM! Posted by theo at 9:16 PM. NEW BLOG: Soft Week. LISTEN TO FUCK THE PUPPETS SAT. 9-10 pm EST! THE THEATER OF VITAL IMPORTANCE.
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The Unctuous Id: September 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! A real actual conversation on the world wide whab! Hottyfatty94834: I am away from my computer right now. Dude1234: Oh yeah, well I'm easy to get in the sack but ya don't see ME complainin! Posted by theo at 9:20 PM. Androgyny is totally the new drogyny. Posted by theo at 9:10 PM. I said, juss shaddup. I said, you make noisey all dee time. Shaddup. The unctu...
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The Unctuous Id: March 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! Tree removal distressing, but necessary. Posted by X at 12:17 PM. My favorite part about trader joes? Posted by theo at 12:09 AM. Very important Noob dates coming up:. April 1: Noob rejected from college of choice. April 5: Noob ceases to cry after five days of crying. April 6: Noob buys a knob. Sticks knob in behind, and cries again for the pain. I love whe...
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The Unctuous Id: August 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! It has come to my attention that this "web log" or "blog", as the children call it, has lain sadly fallow, much like the unsubsidized farmer's wheatfields and/or my womb. But fear not! This blog will soon again be heavy with burgeoning wheat! Posted by X at 12:19 PM. NEW BLOG: Soft Week. LISTEN TO FUCK THE PUPPETS SAT. 9-10 pm EST! Autism is no joke.
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The Unctuous Id: October 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! Unfortunately for you (a poem). MY POOP IS YELLOW AND BLUE. My POOP IS MADE OF PEE! Posted by theo at 7:23 PM. This is a joke. It's one of this blog's author's birthday today! Posted by X at 8:20 AM. Things that I hope are not said in my eulogy. Hey, who farted? Posted by theo at 7:51 AM. THINGS I HOPE ARE NEVER SAID AT MY EULOGY. Is ‘chainsaw’ a verb? I lov...
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The Unctuous Id: July 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! Today, a woman bought a $25 gift certificate to Michaels from me. I really wanted to say, "Don't spend it all in one place! Posted by X at 9:07 PM. I already texted this to Theo so this is basically for Jens who is the only one who reads this blog. You know where they should build the next Starbucks? On a real-live star! Posted by X at 8:19 AM.
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The Unctuous Id: June 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! WEATHERMAN: Today’s weather is looking extremely nasty. To begin with, we’re experiencing major snow falls, on the level of flash blizzards. Yikes, it looks like the rain is acting up, too! Posted by X at 9:28 AM. Top Five Synonyms for "Lawyer". Posted by X at 10:25 AM. Ma n' Pa Water Company! Posted by X at 3:12 PM. Posted by X at 6:04 PM. Autism is no joke.
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The Unctuous Id: April 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! Top Ten Things I Miss. Posted by X at 1:18 PM. How to Speak Italian. You just say "Fettucini" and "Alfredo" over and over and it sounds just like italian-or! Posted by theo at 11:51 PM. Sing please, the following:. I can see you,. Pretty Pretty Cieling,. Sitting on my cieling,. Evurbuddy loves dur SAYXCSH! Posted by theo at 11:47 PM. A: How old are you?
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The Unctuous Id: January 2006
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Click the link below to listen to the Unctuous Id Podcast or call 1-800-749-0632 and enter channel number 7079 and password 1984 to leave a message! Where Est My Flab? Where est my flab? Where est my flab? Where est my flab? I had once, a full flab. I called it "Stalin" and he were my only friend. But now my flab est gone. Where est it gone? Est it gone high? Est it gone low? Where est it gone? My flab was so good to me. It would read to me,. And we would talk late into the night. Est the absence of flab.