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Keri's Life: Michael Phelps Bonged it Up
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Friday, February 6, 2009. Michael Phelps Bonged it Up. He lost the Kellogg's. Subway was next, allegedly. But the sandwich giant decided to keep him. Poor Michael Phelps. The bong is indeed powerful. Ever since his awe-inspiring Olympic victory in Beijing, all the 23-year old Phelps has done -if you rely on press stories - is party it up and hang out with a series of beautiful, pneumatic women. Who could blame him? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dre...
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Keri's Life: You're What I See
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Saturday, January 31, 2009. You're What I See. I am not even sure why I kinda like you. When I analyzed the data points. Compared it to past trends. I narrowed it down to a couple of things. You respect and love Him. You make me laugh. You are witty, smart. So what's the hold up? I did some m ore. Analytics and found that. You remind me sometimes of Hugh Hef. You talk but don't always act. You often don't get what a woman wants. I am not comfortable being vulnerable with you. But you are there. Iref=mpst...
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Keri's Life: Show Me The Way
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Friday, August 7, 2009. Show Me The Way. Show me the way. Show me the way. Down here Lord,. Show me the way. I said Lord I'm right here standing by myself. Lord I need, I need, I need, I need, I need, Lord I need, Lord I always need your help. Lord you pick me up and you turn me around. Oh, you place my feet on, on to the ground. Show, show me, show me the way. You done show me the way! Thanks. I cant stop playing and replaying. Love it too! September 29, 2009 at 1:27 AM. Out, out da- ed spot! I have bee...
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Keri's Life: A-Rod's Press Conference - Alex Rodriguez on Steroid Abuse
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009. A-Rod's Press Conference - Alex Rodriguez on Steroid Abuse. Thank God A-Rod did not get acting tips from Madonna. That would have made yesterday's press conference even more amusing. Alex Rodriguez decided it was time to respond to the Sports Illustrated article which stated that he tested positive for steroids in 2003. This was only after his attempts to discredit SI writer Selena Roberts, by claiming that she was a stalker and a liar, backfired. 8217;t even take it right; ...
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Keri's Life: Unleashing the Cat
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Friday, February 6, 2009. I am ready for you. I have my cat o'nine. And my shiny purple boots. For all the times you spoke to me in your deep, condescending voice. As if I were a little biddy thing, who had absolutely no clue about life. As if I were just too helpless to manage myself in such a big man's world. For all the times you didn't allow me to finish a sentence. You not only raised your voice. You interrupted me, feeling that what you had to say was more important. Or clean up after you. For a pe...
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Keri's Life: Habits
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Monday, March 30, 2009. It's in the past. And all the time everything you say is in comparison to It. How to avoid It. Get rid of It. And somehow you can't quite run away from It. BECAUSE of the sheer mental energy you spend on. Analyzing, dissecting, and solving for.It. Man, oh, man. So now you are trying a novel approach. Don't worry about trying to stop It. Just find a new IT to focus on. A more worthy IT, a healthier IT. Hallelujah for the new and improved.IT. Keri S. Smith. Labels: poems by keri.
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Keri's Life: Quote of the Day: Replacement
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008. Quote of the Day: Replacement. You never STOP doing something. You START doing something else. November 12, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Forget about stopping the bad habits, just replace them with new ones. what a relief! November 12, 2008 at 1:35 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Edison. Out, out da- ed spot! Thoughts by Keri S Smith. Quote of the Day: Replacement. Oct 29, 2007.
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Keri's Life: Gotta pay wifey back!
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Friday, March 20, 2009. Gotta pay wifey back! A few days ago, I was riding in a cab late at night. We are approaching my apt complex and I notice that there is an "OUT OF ORDER" sign on the cabbie's. Credit card machine - well, it's really a piece of paper with the words written in blue, rubber banded on to the machine. Keri: "We need to go to an ATM because I have no cash". It's OK, we'll figure something out". Waves his hands in the air* "Don't worry about it, we'll figure it out". Needs to be paid!
