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Kevin Babbles: Happy 10th Birthday, Jadakiss's "Why"
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Happy 10th Birthday, Jadakiss's "Why". Jadakiss's sorta hit song "Why" turns 10 today. In celebration, a full decade later, I think I'm finally ready to take on the wholly unnecessary task of answering over 50 of Jada's disjointed rhetorical questions. Yo, why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets? Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt? Capitalism's a sham, man. And why them dudes ain't riding if they part of your set? And why they never get it popping but they party to death? Consumerism enco...
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Kevin Babbles: My Neighbor Caught Me Messing Around with Her Dog's Poop
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My Neighbor Caught Me Messing Around with Her Dog's Poop. I meant to address this issue with my neighbor like an adult, but before I got around to that, I had a friend over one day and she shouted, "WHY IS THERE DOG SHIT ALL OVER YOUR YARD? Right after, I realized that the neighbor was standing at the adjacent and open window and must have heard the comment. That's not how I wanted her to hear that message, but I wasn't upset that it happened because at least she'd take the hint. I can't be sure of what ...
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Kevin Babbles: Happy
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I helped my mom download her first song ever the other week. She wanted to listen to "Happy" by Pharrell (well, she actually thought his name was "Feral" like a wild cat, but that's cute so she gets a pass) on her iPad. Who can blame her? The song is infectious. So infectious that my parents couldn't help but dance - which was also cute - each time it played. (It played a lot. Because when you only have one song on your iTunes, there's nothing else to shuffle to.). Your forgotten sister said. May 7, 2014...
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Kevin Babbles: Sharknado Tweets
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To all of the people tweeting about Sharknado 2. Tonight, never forget that Cory Monteith’s “thoughts” about the original Sharknado. Were the last things he ever tweeted. You wouldn’t want that to be your internet legacy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Best posts of 1st year. Best posts of 2nd year. Best posts of 3rd year. Best posts of 4th year. Best posts of 5th year. Best posts of 6th year. Best posts of 7th year. Happy 10th Birthday, Jadakisss Why. Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks, The.
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Kevin Babbles: The Camel
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This is my cousin’s rendition of a camel. You’re probably envisioning a young kid, but no, he’s of drinking age (though we sadly can’t blame booze for this monstrosity) and obviously not an artist. We were playing a sort of Pictionary-esque game, and he genuinely didn’t seem to notice how phallic his “camel” was when he sketched it quickly. He handed the picture to his sister to guess what it was and she abruptly tried to quit the game. ”You’re gross! I’m not playing this game anymore! Fuck You, Penguin.
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Kevin Babbles: Transcribing Porn
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My friend recently got hired for a new job off of Craigslist… she's transcribing porn. Gay male porn, it was later revealed. Evidently, hearing impaired homosexuals are actually interested in the two minutes of exposition before the main action. I was once hired for a media transcription job, but quit after one day. The rate of pay did not make it worthwhile since I had to rewind it too often in order to catch every single word. It was too slow of a process. Plus, I didn't get to watch porn.
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Kevin Babbles: And You Thought Your Life Sucked
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And You Thought Your Life Sucked. I’m digging another student essay out of the vault for your enjoyment. Actually, I can’t guarantee that you’ll laugh, but your jaw just might drop in horror. I still remember when I first graded this paper a year and a half ago in a Las Vegas hotel room with Michael Michael, RJ, and Laura (which means I have people that can vouch for its authenticity, doubter Lewis! And our reactions fluctuated between shocked and amused. All in all if you try really hard and do everythi...
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Kevin Babbles: Ridiculous Songs from Eurovision 2014
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Ridiculous Songs from Eurovision 2014. There's just ONE MONTH until Eurovision 2014 and I'm stoked. Per tradition at this blog, I've compiled my favorite ridiculous entries that will compete this year. They're total WTF videos, but who said awesome and awful were mutually exclusive? 15 Sir-Shakes-A-Lot sure whistles better than he sings. 14 Poor man's Bruno Mars is "all about party time.". 12 I'm not following that lady anywhere. Also, hot dance moves, baldy. 7 All right, stop shaving your upper-lip, then.
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Kevin Babbles: Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Kevin Babbles. My blog celebrates two years of being on the World Wide Web today. Hopefully, Kevin Babbles will avoid the whole terrible twos phase and not reduce itself to a plethora of nonsensical tantrums, but I make no promises. (Save the sarcastic, "From your posts lately, I would have guessed the blog was already two" comments, poopheads.) With that in mind, let's reminisce on the. Adequate times to distract from a potentially crudtastic future. The time I blacked out in Vegas.
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Kevin Babbles: Happy Belated Anniversary
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Somewhere in this busy life of mine, I have forgotten that as of August 1, I celebrated my first anniversary of blogging. A whole year! Like any esteemed publication, I prefer to celebrate my readers not with new material, but recycling old crap that I will call the "best of." So check out some old favorites, including:. There was the time I crashed a wedding. The time I discussed homosexual animals with an old person. The time I obtained a "new" couch. The time I ate a staple. The time I learned slang.
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