imafarmgirl.livejournal.com
LJ Idol Season 9, Week 3, Another Castle - My Dreams are Sacred Things
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My Dreams are Sacred Things. They Take to Flight, I Give Them Wings. LJ Idol Season 9, Week 3, Another Castle. Mar 29th, 2014 at 12:43 PM. You might be wondering what is in this dwelling I have created. Emile, the oldest alter, or personality, has a room that is largely decorated in ethereal white. It has billowing curtains and soft music playing. He likes to use essential oils for calming and protection in his room but the fragrances change on a daily basis. Sally has a yellow room. She loves warm h...
dizzydog.livejournal.com
[LJI 9-6: Step On A Crack] Did You Know? - Stupid doesn't live here
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Stupid doesnt live here. He just visits a lot. LJI 9-6: Step On A Crack] Did You Know? April 21st, 2014. Was a quite common motivator to excel. Lucky for the stressed out competitors, the invention of chalky antacids also arose from this city. In the times before modern manufacturing capabilities, things were much larger and cruder than they are today. Drinking straws were originally carved from granite and could weigh over 800 pounds! Another local idiom you may have heard is In the land of the blind, t...
cacophonesque.livejournal.com
Jayus - EPONYMOUS
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Mar 17th, 2014 at 7:51 PM. When I was a precocious teenager attending nerd camp, with other teenagers who were just as gifted and weird as me, my friends and I decided that tacking "yo mama" onto pretty much any sentence was hilarious. Mind you, we didn't actually like to insult each others' mothers. No, we did it ironically. That's right, apparently I was a 16-year-old hipster in 1996. Two years later our sense of humor hadn't changed much. Talk About the Passion. 24 murmurs Talk About the Passion.
shay-writes.livejournal.com
Death Match Dance Off - Shay's Top Sekkrit Writing Journal
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Shays Top Sekkrit Writing Journal. Death Match Dance Off. Apr 28th, 2014 at 11:39 AM. Dr Terror, or as his friends knew him, Bob, stood on the outskirts of the party crowd surveying the lay of the land. He was summoned to tonight’s soirée by his foe, Captain Champion. The invitation promised a death match, but from the look of things, it was to be the dreaded dance off. I see you dressed in full geek regalia tonight, she taunted, her voice a sexy purr. Bring it on Weiner boy. Let the games begin! Sorry B...
onda-bianca.livejournal.com
LJ Idol Week 2: The Missing Stair - It's a chocolate donut on a Sunday morning...
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Its a chocolate donut on a Sunday morning. And pancakes on Monday. LJ Idol Week 2: The Missing Stair. Mar 23rd, 2014 at 8:08 PM. Wearing high heels to teach is a breach of peace at Too Many Rules Elementary School. So when I wore them every day I fell prey to the nay-sayers who sayed I was ridiculous, sliriculous, and superfluously inconspicuous. But I faked being oblivious to their insidious chatter and continued on with the things that actually mattered. One even had the audacity to say to me,. I admit...
caile.livejournal.com
Week 4:Nobody can ride your back if your back's not bent - Almost imperceptible witticisms
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Week 4:Nobody can ride your back if your back's not bent. April 4th, 2014. Whiners. Malcontents. Brain-dead. Hillbillies. Hypocrites. Stuck in the past. Bitter. Stupid. Ridiculous. Nonsensical. Squabblers. Daft. Insular. Paranoid. Petty. Foolish. Complainers. Grumpy buggers. Irrelevant. I've heard all these words used to describe my people in the past few months. In public places. In comments on local, provincial, national news stories. These things undermine confidence. See how it works? I felt like I'd...
monkeysugarmama.livejournal.com
LJIdol Week 14 - Confessions From The Chair - Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This
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Mama Said Thered Be Days Like This. Texting while driving on curvy roads. LJIdol Week 14 - Confessions From The Chair. Jul 4th, 2014 at 7:01 PM. Just after my sophomore year of college I found myself homeless. Not house. Less, as in, I was living with all my earthly possessions under a snug overpass near the freeway. No, just home. Less, the word spoken in the wistful tones of Dorothy Gales Theres no place like home, theres no place like home. Ill stay in Georgia, thanks a bunch. I figured I had some tim...
monkeysugarmama.livejournal.com
Live Journal Idol - Week 8 - Yes, And - Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This
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Mama Said Thered Be Days Like This. Texting while driving on curvy roads. Live Journal Idol - Week 8 - Yes, And. May 8th, 2014 at 4:21 PM. Ldquo;Ma’am, this is one of the worst flea infestations I have ever seen! Did you say you had cats? Ldquo;Yes, and they were feral…”. Ldquo;You had feral cats in your house? Ldquo;You just let wild cats run around in your house? Ldquo;You know if you wait too long with feral cats they’ll never come near humans, right? Ldquo;But then you noticed the fleas? Ldquo;Yes, a...
monkeysugarmama.livejournal.com
LJIdol - Week 3 - In Another Castle - Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This
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Mama Said Thered Be Days Like This. Texting while driving on curvy roads. LJIdol - Week 3 - In Another Castle. Mar 31st, 2014 at 9:09 AM. The house I grew up in looked perfect, but the beauty was only siding-deep. On the inside, my grandmother was rotting away with cancer and my mother was rotting away with resentment because my father didn’t help her take care of his. Inside, my exhausted mother lost her temper and beat my brother and I with wooden kitchen utensils until they splintered apart. Her a...
blergeatkitty.livejournal.com
LJ Idol - Week 2: The Missing Stair (or, "The Anti-Phobic Effects of Thrilling Experiences") - The World According to Blerg
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This Day in Blerg History. LJ Idol - Week 2: The Missing Stair (or, "The Anti-Phobic Effects of Thrilling Experiences") - The World According to Blerg. The name of the game is be hit and hit back. -Warren Zevon. 11:27 am March 24th, 2014. LJ Idol - Week 2: The Missing Stair (or, "The Anti-Phobic Effects of Thrilling Experiences"). I'm sure I'll find a rhythm with regard to my. Or do I write about a literal missing stair. I feel like Pervocracy already nailed the metaphor. But for a few weeks every summer...
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