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An epic story about a man.and his blog. Like what you've read so far? Maybe you want to write offensive material and want to hijack my audience to further your own maniacal machinations for world domination.through comedy? Send me something. I'll read anything. If it's awesome, I'll put it up, it's that simple. Suppose you just have a funny idea and it's burning a hole in your brain with the white hot intensity of a dying sun? Yet, you can't write the damned thing? Send it to me. 08/28 - 09/04 (2). 03/25...
Elton Says Things: The Bullshit Of Christmas ~ Vol. 2 ~ The Aftermath
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An epic story about a man.and his blog. Friday, December 26, 2014. The Bullshit Of Christmas Vol. 2 The Aftermath. Having survived the Mayan apocalypse, Hale-Bopp and a slew of Kid's Choice Awards, I know a thing or two about aftermaths. For one, there are no spontaneous orgies. Believe me, I've tried. Two; you don't win at "finder's keepers" when one of you brings a loaded shot gun and three, everything is.and will be completely fucked up. Everything. No, seriously.am I? What the fuck is an aftermath?
Elton Says Things: REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME!
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An epic story about a man.and his blog. REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME! Ah, hello there, it seems that you want to contact me for some reason, well, that's fine, as long as it's for strictly platonic reasons. My hands can get quite jealous of someone else wanting to fondle my dirty bits. So, here is my information, naughty photos always welcome! Plus, you can always comment on a blog o'mine and I will respond in kind. For all other inquiry.hit up the email link below. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 08/28 - 09/04 (2).
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Emerald Bile: My Vagina Is Not French
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What are you fucking looking at? Ball Bag and Noreen would like you to fuck off. We don’t want people here. People who comment on blogs are normally arseholes. This is somewhere for us to discuss things, things we care about. Things like skiing and tennis and the never-ending coverage of that fucking wave, and the fact that Robbie Williams is a cunt. We don’t like John Lennon much either. Friday, August 26, 2011. My Vagina Is Not French. Ah, it is you" She said "You want all the hair off, right? The othe...
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Doctor's Orders: S is for Shuffling
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The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. S is for Shuffling. Think you don't have time to practice your dance skills? Dial it over to LMFAO, pop your ear buds in, and start your mower. Before you know it, you are party rocking your way across the lawn. Now put a little bounce in your step. Let your feet glide across the grass. Grass provides the perfect amount of slippage for practicing the shuffle step in your high-tops. Go ahead and get into it. What do you have to lose? Posted by Laura Ashe. Of Shoes an...
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Doctor's Orders: The "How to be Cool...(like me)" Series
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The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. So stop procrastinating and let me help you navigate the road to "coolness". We've all heard the saying, "coolness is next to godliness" at least a dozen times. Why wait any longer? Tune in to this weekly (maybe) primer and let me guide you through the paces while you hone your coolness skills. And if you are not cooler by the end of the series, there is a guaranteed full refund. Yeah, baby, you know it! The Brute Force Method.
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Doctor's Orders: Q is for Quickie
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The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. Q is for Quickie. Yes, I know that we are on letter 'P' for today, but I kind of got off track anyway. This is just a quick post to say thanks for all the comments and to those who have stopped by from the challenge. I'll be making my way over to your blog soon. For everyone who is keeping up with the alphabet, hats off to you! And now, back to your regularly scheduled program. Posted by Laura Ashe. April 19, 2012 at 9:13 PM. April 20, 2012 at 7:39 AM. One Bipolar E...
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Doctor's Orders: Awards
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The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. That's right. I don't have any awards. You are welcome to feel vastly superior to me in any way, shape, or form you see fit. And please do, as that would make me happy to know there are people out there who feel better about themselves because I am such a loser. Photo courtesy of preschool paparazzi during my daily "Kitchen Rap-Palooza". If I were offered a make-over with my award I would look like a cross between Nicki Minaj and this:. That's right. It doesn't ...
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Doctor's Orders: Trifecta meet-and-greet
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The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. My first online community! How cool is this. What is your name (real or otherwise)? Hi, I'm Laura, and I'm a blogoholic. 2 Describe your writing style in three words. Needy, clingy, desperate, cliche, and rebellious. 3, How long have you been writing online? 4 Which, if any, other writing challenges do you participate in? Just this one, but I was going to try the A-Z challenge in April. Describe one way in which you could improve your writing. Also, read more. What ...
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Doctor's Orders: Things That Are Really Gross
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The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. Things That Are Really Gross. But sometimes, the amount of grossness is at just the right level for you to start enjoying it immediately. For instance, what is the grossest bug you could possibly imagine? Right, the silverfish. Silverfish hold the title for grossest bugs on the face of the earth. *shudder*. Get the bug kit! Where are the tweezers? Me (bug catching tweezers in hand):. Eeeeewwww. I can't believe I'm doing this. I hate silverfish.". Now if you are wond...
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Doctor's Orders: May 2012
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The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. Things That Are Really Gross. But sometimes, the amount of grossness is at just the right level for you to start enjoying it immediately. For instance, what is the grossest bug you could possibly imagine? Right, the silverfish. Silverfish hold the title for grossest bugs on the face of the earth. *shudder*. Get the bug kit! Where are the tweezers? Me (bug catching tweezers in hand):. Eeeeewwww. I can't believe I'm doing this. I hate silverfish.". Now if you are wond...
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Doctor's Orders: April 2012
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The "How to be Cool.(like me)" Series. T is for Twirl. There are probably as many different ways to twirl as there are ways to move. Spin on one foot with your arms above your head like a ballerina. Spread your arms out wide and turn on both feet. Find a partner and lock arms. The possibilities are endless. I caution you. Twirling can result in dizziness, falling down, and giggling. T is for Twirl. Posted by Laura Ashe. S is for Shuffling. Think you don't have time to practice your dance skills? If you a...
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Elton's Auto Air Pty Ltd. A/C Systems and Parts Lists. Specialising in Earthmoving and Materials Handling equipment. We can help you keep your cool while on the job. The team at Eltons Auto Air Pty Ltd can provide quality products and services for auto air conditioning. We can make sure you are always one of the coolest people on the job! Our expert team use only the best parts and accessories to ensure a lasting result. Dont put it off any longer! Give us a call today! Call us today to find out more abo...
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An epic story about a man.and his blog. Wednesday, November 30, 2016. Who To Blame For Donald Trump. We've been too kind, we.of sound minds and bodies. The water of degradation made to roll off our backs, while brainless, mouth breathing fools spout bullshit about "freedom", "immigration", "gun rights" and "big government" while using phrases pumped into and preached to them by money grubbing tubs of shit and witless women. Idiots who take any misguided, pseudo information thrown at them by anyone claimi...
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The core focus of my research is using agent-based modelling, big data analysis and artificial intelligence techniques to understand the financial markets mechanism. I assume the the financial markets are a complex-adaptive systems which are composed of interacting autonomous agents. The recent availability of high-frequency tick-data which records every transaction in the market, presents a unique opportunity for studying the financial markets as a complex-adaptive systems. Coimbra, Portugal. 2015.
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