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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: October 2007
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Friday, October 19, 2007. Costumes are passe`.it's takes dedication to LIVE the part! So here it goes…10 Halloween costume ideas to make your pagan holiday that much more special…. Gather 200-300 of your closest friends and cover yourselves with white PVC piping and aluminum sheeting. Congratulations, you now have the perfect Reality Show Fan. Now drink shots of tequila until ...
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: Superhero Or Fetishist: You Decide
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Sunday, August 12, 2007. Superhero Or Fetishist: You Decide. Have you ever considered that superheroes may just be kinky people with incredible powers? No seriously… let’s consider some things…. Let’s look at the super villain for a moment, shall we? All together, this group of Lycra wearing, city destroying, world dominating super beings have enough fetishes and unreleased te...
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: Pick-up Lines: A How-to For The Have-Nots
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Friday, September 7, 2007. Pick-up Lines: A How-to For The Have-Nots. Dating can be a strenuous environment for the unaware, unwary and the just plain unlucky, so we here at Real Monkeys Play With Knives (by which I mean me…yes, yes I know the ramifications of referring to myself in a plural context, but the other voices need recognition too! These phrases may have worked grea...
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: Costumes are passe`...it's takes dedication to LIVE the part!!!!
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Friday, October 19, 2007. Costumes are passe`.it's takes dedication to LIVE the part! So here it goes…10 Halloween costume ideas to make your pagan holiday that much more special…. Gather 200-300 of your closest friends and cover yourselves with white PVC piping and aluminum sheeting. Congratulations, you now have the perfect Reality Show Fan. Now drink shots of tequila until ...
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: May 2007
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Monday, May 14, 2007. Why My Email And I Have A Love/Hate Relationship. Why do you get it again tomorrow? And if there are so many single people dying to meet other single people why haven't they met each other? Are they not on each others email lists.and since these things show up so often shouldn't it be roach mail? Does anyone else feel hungry? Posted by E Ki.
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: A Simple Test For Serial Killers
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Wednesday, August 22, 2007. A Simple Test For Serial Killers. These days it’s hard to know everyone that exists in your sphere of influence. That kind of sucks , because think of the stories you could tell.”. But anyway….Serial killers are not always so obvious which is why I’ve come up with a handy test you can use to identify the stalkers around you…. If your acquaintances f...
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: June 2007
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Thursday, June 28, 2007. Motivational posters are the devil spawn. Has anybody really looked into the scientific veracity of motivational posters? 8230; I mean taken at face value some of these phrases used to push office drones to new heights are near impossible to comprehend if not outright dangerous…. 8220;The most feared opponent is you”…now, I don’t know...8220;Every stri...
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: December 2007
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Wednesday, December 5, 2007. A Holiday Blurb or Twas Another Damn Christmas Story. Twas a bit before Christmas. And Santa was perplexed. First, the elves got into the eggnog. And now the sleigh’s a literal wreck. And the reindeer are striking. Wanting a boost in their hay. Oh poor Santa was having. One heck of a day. Mrs Claus spilled Merlot. Down the seat of his pants. Real M...
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: A Holiday Blurb or Twas Another Damn Christmas Story
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Wednesday, December 5, 2007. A Holiday Blurb or Twas Another Damn Christmas Story. Twas a bit before Christmas. And Santa was perplexed. First, the elves got into the eggnog. And now the sleigh’s a literal wreck. And the reindeer are striking. Wanting a boost in their hay. Oh poor Santa was having. One heck of a day. Mrs Claus spilled Merlot. Down the seat of his pants. Real M...
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives: A Few Motivational Posters To Get You Through The Day
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Real Monkey's Play With Knives. It's silly, bizarre, odd, occasionally funny.kinda like a psychedelic car wreck involving clowns. Sunday, March 16, 2008. A Few Motivational Posters To Get You Through The Day. Posted by E Ki. I stumbled upon your blog while researching Shiv/Shank in a discussion on Twitter. Found an post of yours from 2007 and noticed that this is your last post. Darn! I was looking forward to adding another witty blogger to the queue! October 20, 2010 at 11:53 AM. My Life In Pictures.
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