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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: January 2013
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Sunday, January 6, 2013. Nurse K: Are you done going to the bathroom? You need to go back to bed. Susie Meth: (In her "I've been stoned for the past 40 years"voice) Are you Swedish? You have BIG eyes. Nurse K: As a matter of fact I am. Now get off the toilet. Susie Meth: (looks back down at the magazine on her lap). Nurse K: ok stand up. It's time to go back to bed. Susie Meth: I'm reading! Don't you ever read on the toilet? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I like these people. Life as We Know It.
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: April 2013
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Thursday, April 4, 2013. Well folks I am off to Nepal for the next 2 weeks. I will be working with an amazing group called Medical Mercy. We will be bringing medical care to the children of Nepal and their families. I am so grateful for this opportunity! Please pray for our group as we go that we may be of help to the children of Nepal. If you would like to follow our adventures there will be a blog kept up, depending on Internet connection. medicalmercy.blogspot.com. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: It's here!
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Thursday, April 4, 2013. Well folks I am off to Nepal for the next 2 weeks. I will be working with an amazing group called Medical Mercy. We will be bringing medical care to the children of Nepal and their families. I am so grateful for this opportunity! Please pray for our group as we go that we may be of help to the children of Nepal. If you would like to follow our adventures there will be a blog kept up, depending on Internet connection. medicalmercy.blogspot.com. April 4, 2013 at 7:29 PM.
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: October 2012
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Saturday, October 20, 2012. My ears hurt from all the screaming patientsat work the last couple days. Imagine this: two confused patients in rooms right next to each other who keep yelling out and sometimes start feeding off each other. And we can't move them away from each other because they both need to be by the nurses station. Apparently I am a nurse and a cop. Hopefully I am good at both jobs! Where did that come from? Deaf nurse: Why do you keep screaming? Do you need something? I'll go to church!
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: October 2013
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Monday, October 21, 2013. Out of the mouths of babes.or old people. C Dementia: Is she pregnant? Patty Patience: I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat. C Dementia: That's ok. People like fat people. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Out of the mouths of babes.or old people. I like these people. Life as We Know It. Template images by Ollustrator.
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: November 2012
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Friday, November 30, 2012. Hey remember that one time when my crazy patient tried to set me up with all her doctors and then she called me into her room to introduce me to one of the P.A.'s. Ya, I remember that. It was awkward. Friday, November 23, 2012. So I think all my jokes about ending up as a patient in the psych unit because of all my crazy patients is coming true! I can't believe I screamed in my sleep! I have never done that! I usually don't even remember my dreams. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: Sometimes all you need is a little Clorox
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Tuesday, May 21, 2013. Sometimes all you need is a little Clorox. Nurse: Your eye is red. Does it hurt? Pt: No. It kind of itches. Nurse: It's really red. Were you scratching it a lot? Pt: No. One time last year the same thing happened to my eye so I dunked my face in a bowl of Clorox and it made it better. As nurse is laughing). Pt: (smiling and laughing also). Yes I did! I just need to wash my eye out. Nurse: Well I don't think we will do a Clorox treatment. :-). May 26, 2013 at 8:40 PM.
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: Can't anyone get some help around here!
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Monday, May 27, 2013. Can't anyone get some help around here! So tonight this patient (not one of mine) see's me in the hall. Mr C Dimentia: Come here! Nurse: Did you need something? Mr C Dimentia: Can you help a colored man out? He was very much white and the only person in the room.). Nurse: Let me get your nurse and she can help you. Mr C Dimemtia: Ok. But if you don't I'll shoot ya! May 28, 2013 at 12:34 PM. He was only wishing he was black! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I like these people.
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: August 2013
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Wednesday, August 21, 2013. Tomorrow is a holiday. Alz Heimers: Tomorrow is a holiday. In Terested R.N. : Oh really? What holiday is tomorrow? Alz Heimers: It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. In Terested R. N. : That's awesome! It IS a holiday tomorrow! Alz Heimers: Ya. I think I will take her to McDonalds. What a classy man. ;-). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Tomorrow is a holiday. I like these people. Life as We Know It. Template images by Ollustrator.
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// The New Adventures of Miss Kristen: Out of the mouths of babes....or old people.
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Monday, October 21, 2013. Out of the mouths of babes.or old people. C Dementia: Is she pregnant? Patty Patience: I'm not pregnant. I'm just fat. C Dementia: That's ok. People like fat people. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Out of the mouths of babes.or old people. I like these people. Life as We Know It. Template images by Ollustrator.
