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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Tuesday, 31 July 2012. Whoever visited zduk.co.uk. At 1402 today, congratulations: you were our 20,000th visitor. Your prize? An intimate massage from Dingly. With candles. And oil. And feet. I'll start on your back. Saturday, 28 July 2012. The 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony: What Should Have Happened. The Lord of the Rings. Again That part was boring. There will be no dawn for Men.". Inspired by a post on Roll on Friday's discuss...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        February 2012
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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Friday, 17 February 2012. Old Churchgoing Lady Is A Christian. Elizabeth Windsor, 85, of Buckingham Palace, yesterday confirmed that she loves going to church and "really digs God.". It's lovely. Her husband's a bit odd though.". Monday, 13 February 2012. They come over here, stealing our men. Excels itself yet again. Greece, a Country in Administration. GREECE, A COUNTRY IN ADMINISTRATION. Breakfast show that he and his brothers ...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        October 2013
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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Saturday, 12 October 2013. Artwork by Neriak on Deviantart. A new video on the ZD YouTube channel: a reading of H.P. Lovecraft's 'Night-Gaunts' by V.W. Fnqyreus. Nazis don't make ventilation grilles, but if they did. You're manufacturing something that lets gas through, and you shape it like the SS runes. Seriously? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Why does Gary Busey look so weird? Where is the North Pole? Geoff Evans of Stanfree. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        November 2011
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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Sunday, 6 November 2011. Picture your average stairlift owner. Old? Incontinent, but with a penchant for cats and Werther's originals? I'm thinking Thora Hird — or perhaps Brian Potter — but if this advert is anything to go by, young pretty flamenco dancers are the key demographic for Stannah buying. It's almost the world's first upskirt on a stairlift as well (or at least I hope it is). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Where is the North Pole?
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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Tuesday, 3 July 2012. Where is the North Pole? I love maps. I'll pore over atlases like a cartophile at Christmas, and I could draw an accurate world map - with nearly all the countries correctly labelled - when I was in infant school. Give me a quiz on hardcore geography™ and I'm practically unbeatable.*. Enter Greenland. For nearly twenty. In 1958 - but I'd always thought that Greenland, as shown on maps, depicted all. The map a...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        How I Invented Wikipedia
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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Saturday, 25 June 2011. How I Invented Wikipedia. Jimmy Wales "founded" Wikipedia in 2001. If I had a time machine, I'd go back to 2001 and manufacture the Knowledgeometer. That's a stupid name though, so I'd call it the ZDpedia. Or the iPedia, which would annoy Steve Jobs. I'd make sure the first article was about Jimmy Wales and that it said "Jimmy Wales is the man who didn't found Wikipedia. What's Wikipedia? I'd also visit 205...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        December 2014
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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Thursday, 18 December 2014. Today is Dingleday, and in honour of that we at ZDHQ hold a ChristDingle service. Candles are lit,. Oranges are eaten, and the choir sings Dingle Bells. ChristDingle is not to be confused with Christingle, which is completely different. Sunday, 14 December 2014. Misheard song lyrics - Rill Rill by Sleigh Bells. At 1:41 of the video below, I hear:. Have a heart, have a heart, have a heart. ASCII flow dia...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        October 2012
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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Wednesday, 17 October 2012. Overheard outside the Job Centre today. Do you know what they want me to do, right? They want me to go and get a meal with all the scrubbers in the Crypt.". This from a woman with very few teeth, sat on a bin, smoking, in an ill-fitting tracksuit (grop hanging out) with a Croydon facelift. God forbid she'll have to go and eat with "the scrubbers". This, only a woman. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        December 2012
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                                        ZDUKCO.UK EST. 2000. HEROES OF ZD* PRIVACY POLICY. Coming 2015 - possibly. Sunday, 30 December 2012. Geoff Evans: My Wish List for 2013. Another classic from Geoff - a few sensible suggestions, which quickly give way to stabilising wheelie bins and pleasing the Lord. My Wish List for 2013. Here is a list of my wishes for the New Year. Out authorities adhere to the basic commandment in the good book - To treat others as you would have them treat you! East Avenue, Stanfree. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 
                                     
                         
                            
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