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Neurotic Apes With Bad Haircuts. November 26, 2011. 8220;Who are you and what do you want? 8221; —. On Aging and Vanity. March 25, 2011. Some years ago, while buying smokes at a gas station, I witnessed a reunion between two old high school friends. Holy ****! Said one of them. You got fat! Back then baldness was a sore topic for me. I’d begun to lose my hair a year earlier at the age of nineteen, and when the guy at the gas station let loose with his greeting of Holy ****! Fill out the top if need be&#4...

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Neurotic Apes With Bad Haircuts. Laquo; Letter From an Old Friend. On Aging and Vanity. Some years ago, while buying smokes at a gas station, I witnessed a reunion between two old high school friends. Holy shit, you’re bald! Said one of them. You got fat! Back then baldness was a sore topic for me. I’d begun to lose my hair a year earlier at the age of nineteen, and when the guy at the gas station let loose with his greeting of Holy shit, you’re bald! Fill out the top if need be. Regardless, the proc...

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Neurotic Apes With Bad Haircuts. Laquo; Sky High in the White City. A couple weeks later someone spray painted LIES across the Virgin’s face, and the flags disappeared the same day my friend Nicole did. Outside my window, overlooking Sacramento and Fullerton, I envisioned her goodbye on the wall of some building. Crude peaks crisscrossed one another, and below them were the words MOUNTAIN FEVER, written with finality. This entry was posted on October 7, 2010 at 4:20 am and is filed under chicago.

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Neurotic Apes With Bad Haircuts. Laquo; Fighting Time. On Aging and Vanity. Letter From an Old Friend. Written by Matt Lazzara (April 2, 1982 – February 15, 2004). 8220;this is all true. september 7th, 2003. the clock is ticking…. Don’t forget this is the only life you have. make something worthwhile out of it, and no one who you’ve laughed, cried, kissed, or bled with will ever forget you.”. This entry was posted on February 15, 2011 at 3:34 pm and is filed under friendship. Feed You can leave a response.

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Neurotic Apes With Bad Haircuts. Laquo; On Aging and Vanity. 8220;Who are you and what do you want? 8221; —. This entry was posted on November 26, 2011 at 11:53 pm and is filed under quotes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Feed You can leave a response. From your own site. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out.

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Neurotic Apes With Bad Haircuts. Laquo; Route 74. Letter From an Old Friend. At the time, however, my older brother Kevin had his own explanation for the name change. You know those vacuum cleaners, the Hoover ones from the commercials? He asked. It’s that guy. Herbert is the guy who owns all that. He cuts off kids’ wieners, you know, said Kevin. He did it to a kid who stuck gum on the wall; threatened the rest of us, too. Nice tights, pantywaste! And there we were, less than a decade later, clad in the ...

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