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Sunday, December 27, 2009. The Scret of Long life. A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret? I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all. Hotel has ...

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Thursday, July 9, 2009. Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack? Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.". Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack? Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall". Michael Beh Kea Chang. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Too Bad, You didnt do it.

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Jokes Collection: July 2009

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Saturday, July 25, 2009. Too Bad, You didn't do it. A husband and wife are traveling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne . After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a bill for $450.00. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the! The Manager is ...

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Jokes Collection: June 2009

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009. At a certain medical school, there was a class of bacteriology. It was that students examined their own saliva by microscopes. When a certain girl student examined her own saliva, she found a big bacteria. She was surprised. Because she had never looked it on texts or illustrated books. So, she called her professor, and she said "Professor! I might find the new bacteria. Look this! Michael Beh Kea Chang. Saturday, June 20, 2009. In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in ...

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Thursday, July 9, 2009. There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.

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Jokes Collection: The Scret of Long life

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Sunday, December 27, 2009. The Scret of Long life. A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret? I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.

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由认识到不认识，人生充满了许多变数，只要在世一天，人就在不停的改变，有朝一日，你会发觉，原来你自己并不一定认识自己。 Tuesday, February 4, 2014. 小学毕业后四十年，很偶然的接到了一个电话，问了她是谁，她说，“我是你的小学同学饶美玲。”一切就有这一个电话开始。我一直是个冷淡对待事物、一切随缘的人，接到以上的电话，依旧是非常的“酷”。没错，经过了四十年，能有个老朋友特意要个电话联系，难能可贵。当我听她说先要搞个同学会，内心期盼，然而自己想来的“酷”让自己抱着冷静的心情对待。几个星期后，面书上见到了一些小学同学，大多数是他们加我，也有一两位是我偶然的见到了他们而加了他们。当然，我话不多，近几年更是沉默的多，加上事业忙碌，所以加了朋友之后并没有多聊。接下来的日子一样的忙碌，间中接到梁金妹、孙金凤等同学的电话联系，一直到最后交了费用以及告知T衫尺寸，一切都是那么的被动。接着，以下的这一幅横幅出现了，很喜欢这一只跳跃的1962老虎。拍摄完毕，主持陈莲丽同学交代大家上到酒店顶楼餐厅，哪儿出了有泳池，还设了卡拉OK和自由餐。经过...接下来，大家共餐，共饮...8203; Good ...

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由认识到不认识，人生充满了许多变数，只要在世一天，人就在不停的改变，有朝一日，你会发觉，原来你自己并不一定认识自己。 Saturday, July 4, 2015. 离开酒店前，忍不住摄下国宾酒店房间里的提示牌，大概是谷歌翻译的问题吧，但是就想不透为什么负责人总是不愿问问有相关外语知识的人却选择了直接翻译原文呢？ CARFULLY SLIP，难道是以地面湿滑为荣，要每个客人到了房间都必须在地板上小心的滑一滑，感受感受吗？另一张提示里的翻译，我只能说个服字；这样的翻译，或许是为了让懂双语的游客每次读了都发出会心微笑的绝招吧！深圳往广州市约两个小时，可是到达时广州市下着大雨，考虑到团队里有老年人，同时下着大雨也不方便逛任何景点，所以我们就直接入住卡维尔（CAVEN)酒店，等到雨停了才看是否还有时间出游。抵达时金芝联系了侄女欣莹，先会合了她，然后用了午餐才回酒店。坦白说，年轻的小女孩，还真欣赏她的独立以及创业的勇气。当导游查问了后，我们才确知真正的问题是船家并不考虑厢房有多小，总之有人买VIP票就被安排进入；考虑到厢房细小，另外也不想再一家人同游...回到酒店，等到喜南的妹妹燕玲店里收工...

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一个陌生的男人 Stranger: February 2013

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一个陌生的男人 Stranger: July 2015

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一个陌生的男人 Stranger: July 2014

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Sunday, December 27, 2009. The Scret of Long life. A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret? I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all. Hotel has ...

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