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third-person singular: the professionals?

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Friday, March 2. Enid's just read carpetblogger's great post. This reminded enid of one of the man's early molvanian experiences. It was january, the snow was falling and he and three colleagues were looking for a place to eat lunch. "this'll do," said his boss, hoohah, and bundled them all down a flight of steps and into the foyer of a restaurant. 2 March 2007 at 14:01.

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third-person singular: introducing hank

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Wednesday, January 10. Enid and the man ‘lent’ hank some money and olga found another apartment, cheaper than the last. olga got work on a sex chat line, and started spending her nights talking to americans. hank was jealous because he and olga had started this way. who knows, olga might get talking to a richer american. 11 January 2007 at 02:33. Enid is now enidd, and lives.

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third-person singular: black butts 2

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Enid and the man live in molvania - land of corruption, cold and pork with cheese. they are moving to san francisco in the spring. Friday, March 9. You mad fools, you. you wanted more of black butts, and you shall have them. (if you've not read part one. You probably should. at least, if you want part two to make a little more sense than it otherwise might.). SCENE 2. INT. TOM and HELEN'S LIVING ROOM DAY 2 [11:00]. Where shall I put this? What’s in it? TOM’S IMAGINATION: SPARE ROOM AS BEFORE. No, the ope...

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Better Oot Than In: She's A Juanita

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Better Oot Than In. Scotch has a flavour. Monday, 20 February 2012. Let rip by Mr Farty. Sorry, but what on Earth is a Juanita? 5 March 2012 at 17:11. TSB - Just google Juanita the Weasel (pronounced Wan-eeta). 17 March 2012 at 02:30. 24 September 2012 at 18:29. Very nice, thanks for sharing. Steph @ rental mobil jakarta. 10 October 2012 at 17:13. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Follow me on Twitter. What Would the Bloggess Do? I've Been Bloggessed. Have You? Now where's my eye-patch? 123 I Love You.

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Better Oot Than In: Inorganic Food

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Better Oot Than In. Scotch has a flavour. Wednesday, 18 July 2007. I've got food on the brain this week. And every week. Anyways, this thought bubbled up into my conciousness: What the feck is inorganic food? To a chemist, an organic compound is, well, anything involved in biological processes. Or in English, anything living or dead. But not minerals, because they've never been alive. And not zombies, because they're undead. If a zombie eats your brains, does that make your brains become inorganic? Jello...

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Better Oot Than In: Political Correctness Gone Out The Window

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Better Oot Than In. Scotch has a flavour. Thursday, 5 April 2007. Political Correctness Gone Out The Window. Sometimes I struggle for ages trying to think of something deep, meaningful and profound to write about. Then I give up and do some blogging instead. But sometimes a subject presents itself, as it were, on a plate. With spaghetti and meatballs. And pasta sauce. Aaaaahhhh! Or even, Aaaaarrrrggghhh! No, it's not that Russell Brand has threatened to pull out of Big Brother's Big Mouth - Eeeuw! Timbo,...

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Better Oot Than In: No Comment

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Better Oot Than In. Scotch has a flavour. Thursday, 20 September 2007. What's your comments policy? Gets hundreds of comments a day, but. Appears to reply to any comments directly. Feck, there's always a first time, just when you're trying to make a point. Anyway, she does visit, so that's ok. BOSSY has a teeny tiny crush ( NO! Dooce doesn't do comments at all, apparently. Boo! Used to welcome comments, but got spammed to hell (not by me) and had to turn them off. Boo! Let rip by Mr Farty. I'm not popula...

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Better Oot Than In: Bear With Me

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Better Oot Than In. Scotch has a flavour. Tuesday, 13 December 2011. This seems to be International Bear Week or something. First, poor Sir David Attenborough gets slated for using zoo pictures. Of baby polar bears in his Frozen Planet series. Shocking stuff. Did Professor Brian Cox film his Wonders of the Solar System while in orbit around Jupiter? Now I feel cheated. Then Jenny the Bloggess posts a link to a French film producer. Who looks a bit on the hairy side. Let rip by Mr Farty. TSB - Just, ew!

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Sally Writes: Too many Mars Bars.

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Friday, June 08, 2007. Too many Mars Bars. I am still in my dressing gown when the doorbell rings. The children have all gone to school and hubby has just left for work. My blog calls. I need to see my comments. I have a cup of tea in my hand. I am just engrossed in reading what people think about my Piers Brosnan lookalike doctor. I answer the door. Oh, I am so sorry. I forgot. Can you give me ten minutes? The rest of the house still looks like a bomb site, but at least I can invite them into the kitchen.