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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: ROBOT 1
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Thursday, July 01, 2004. I've gotten off track. While I am the first robot that does not mean I am out of date. I have performed many painful helpful upgrades on myself to continue doing all I can to ser- ser- ser- serve humanity. Do not let my wood-grain finish fool you, I am made of steel, and fire cannot harm me. Nothing can harm me. Posted by Robot 1 at 12:00 AM. For more of Ed's Work.
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: MacGyver
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Saturday, April 16, 2005. Sometimes old shows get reissued on DVD for no obvious reason. There is no MacGyver fever sweeping the country, nor shall there ever be. And yet, some biwig decided that now was the time to bring him back. Honestly, it's not like I mind, Mac is pretty darn cool. And now I can carry around his adventures in my DVD storage unit, whenever I want. Which is often. I'll let you borrow the DVDs?
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: N
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Saturday, March 12, 2005. N is a simple, but difficult game, in which you control a little ninja, trying to collect gold and escape from evil robots. It's fun, bat addicting and some of the hardest levels are frustrating. Oh, yeah, N gets a 4.5 out of 5. It's good, it's free, and it sticks it slightly to the man. Go for it. Posted by Time Stalin at 4:08 PM. For more of Ed's Work.
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Saturday, April 30, 2005. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If I will what? If you will review the movie? Yes, I probably will. What of it? Just just review the movie! What do you want me to say? I- just-. anything! Just talk about the movie! Are you familiar with the book, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"? It's not really very similar. You just delight in annoying me, don't you? Oh, yeah, five? You mig...
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: The Hypermind
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Thursday, July 01, 2004. Greetings primitive humans, I am the Hypermind. I come from a future so distant that it would not do your feeble twenty-first century brains to think about it. Why, to even begin fathoming the distance I've traveled through time and space would kill you. Instantly! And that nothing compared to the relative depths of my. Intelligence, and your. Posted by the Hypermind at 12:00 AM.
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: Food
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Thursday, July 01, 2004. Three fourths of the 'bots here don't need to 'eat' in the traditional sense, but, I popped the "What's your favorite food? Unlike humans, who require constant input of matter to survive, I am self sufficient, so long as I am routinely recharged with DC power or my hand crank. Do so, however. Me, I like hamburgers. Yummy! Here are the reviews. Reed's Extra Ginger Brew.
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: Video Games
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Thursday, July 01, 2004. I wouldn't think of robots as being the type to play video games, being for the most part a video game themselves. Nevertheless, I asked them all what their ideal game would be. I would like to see a game where the vastly superior force defeats and obliterates the more numerous, but weak and squishy oppressors. Um, well, if there were a game that was, uh, sort of, tidying up-based?
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: Other
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Thursday, July 01, 2004. There's no really convenient question I can ask my robots about miscellany, so, I just asked them what their favorite color is. My external video feeds are monochromatic. I see only gray, and shall never see true color. I am not bitter in the least. Pure, clean, pristine white! White as a hospital. Whiter than where microchips are manufactured. Um, yes. Okay, I'm just kidding you, it is.
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: Consatantine
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Saturday, February 26, 2005. Oh, dear, why is it that I was asked to review this particular movie? Such such. untidiness! Between the demons made of insects and the splatterinf blood and the plains of Hell (so dusty! It was positively painful to watch! My circuts burn with the- the horror of it all! It's just. I. it. filthy! I- I can't even think about it! Oh, but I have to! You're all counting on me!
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R. E. V. I. E. W. S.: Mindhunter.
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R E V I. E. W. S. Robots Estimate Various Items' Excellence and Worthiness for Solicitation. Saturday, May 14, 2005. Oh, gory. Oh, gory, gory, gory. Oh. so gory. It's not that, I mean, well, yes, I know humans can enjoy that sort of thing, but it's so. well. I don't even know how to put it! I'm sorry, I don't mean to shout but goodness gracious! If you see this movie, just take a look at the state of the island! There's dust, and infestations of all sizes from worms to pigeons to cats! I keep telling you...
