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epicly carnage: September 2007
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Saturday, 29 September 2007. Stag Carnage Part 5. The morning after during checkout Pove wanted words with and r kid outside the hotel. Turns out Disco Dave got a £50 fine for 'disturbances' last night. The matter of him climbing though his own room window probably didnt help matters, but he took the fine like a beggar. Then after checkout we all went off to the beach to play cricket. Alan was umpire- he even did the counting the coins thing for the amount of balls for each over. Bagnall had a rich tan.
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epicly carnage: August 2007
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Wednesday, 29 August 2007. The delay in update is largely due to me being in Cornwall for my brothers stag do and Scotland for my new job. Being continued 'men' of leisure, me and S decided on a trip to Alton Towers. Dc had come back from his air traffic control training down in Bournemouth so joined us. He even treated us to one of his trademark emo shots. he looks emotional. The weather was toilet. I was hoping the jet would be sprite (at worst 7UP) but alas it was still water. I got it in my mouth.
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epicly carnage: January 2008
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Saturday, 19 January 2008. I quite like the girl with the disabled face and broad shoulders'. This is likely to be the last entry in a while. I'm considering renaming it Epicly Hiatus or Exiled Carnage. So on my return from Scotland I tore round to jobbers flat before hitting town. Moz joined us in his latest ensemble. He was drinking a bottle of fosters with a citrus twist. It tasted of lies. After a couple of beers and light banter we got the bus from Fallowfield into Piccadilly Sq before nine o'clock.
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epicly carnage: October 2007
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Tuesday, 30 October 2007. As mentioned on the previous post, the next day I was off to Scotland to scope my new pad. We made our way up through the Lakes. Luckily I had the Worlds Worst Person with me, so nothing could go wrong. Apart from a smoking back wheel that is. I spotted it and pulled over into the service station. Fucking karma. Not even my sat nav could help matters, so I rang the Oracle (r kid) and he put me on the right track. I couldnt be happy for proceedings. Our B and B was quite nice.
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epicly carnage: March 2008
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Sunday, 30 March 2008. Off White With a Love Bite. The blog is back for a one off holiday edition. Me and Moz went to Benidorm for, as Golds would say- "beer, slags and carnage". This was my airplane essentials- ipod, parma violets and The Guardian. Turns out that around the time this photo was taken, syrup (new nickname because of his need for one soon) lost his passport. All was well though. they put a call out for 'pol adam morreeeson'. Moz didnt get a tan. His skin colour went 'off white' instead.
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epicly carnage: March 2007
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Tuesday, 27 March 2007. So anyways, me and Moz got to Fallowfield. dc was already there, straight from work. He was linking my blog on his it seems. His old nickname on his holiday t-shirt was next to him. fate? Jobber and martyn seem to have only have pictures of valued loved ones on their lounge table. We left theirs for some early doors banter. It looks like a prison don't you think? We had a pint then went for some scran. DC persuaded me to go for an Abduls. Crown Prince of Camp holding court. Moz ev...
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epicly carnage: December 2007
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Friday, 7 December 2007. The sight of this man's afro could only mean one thing. Some of the crew had come up to see me. We started it like we started most things. A game of pro eves. Tolstoy gave me a present. She even does home visits! After some booze and PES, we watched the football and I came up with some plans for their time here. Before we set of for booze I responded to McIlroy on msn with a quote from Peep Show. I took them to my favourite bar, Elliots. The worlds worst genepool? Me and S swoope...
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epicly carnage: February 2007
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Sunday, 25 February 2007. I went to the Academy with James from work to see the Black Keys. Me and him managed to annoy about 30 people by bumbling around trying to find his mates. My childs bladder didnt help either. Their music's pretty skuzzy and dirty. Like my photography really. James' mate Gary went to the toilet and said 'I wont see you lot again, I'll never find you". I bumped into Mark Wales from my grammar school days. He was with his swedish missus and another guy from my old school. The crew ...
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epicly carnage: November 2007
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Tuesday, 20 November 2007. The next day was spent hungover watching Nathan Barley on DVD etc. After a while we needed food (and Pove needed diesel) so we trundled off to the retail park and got a KFC. We got odd looks in there but I put it down to the locals sniffing us out as English. Then it dawned on us after we'd eaten that we managed to walk into KFC through the fire exit. We got the train into Glasgow from Prestwick town. It was absolutely hammering it down. They got pictures of Mr T SUCKA. For som...
